I can't believe I missed this video! Flabbergasting. Frank from Weehawken, you've got the crazy eyes. I'll forever respect you as a Best Show totem figure, but I now can be sure I'd never want to meet you in a knife fight, for separate reasons that go beyond me just not doing knife fights anymore.
In conclusion, I'm disgusted by your flagrant misuse of the American TV justice system. I have contacted my attorney, as obligated by good samaritanship. See you at the Smirnoff Ice grand jury trial.