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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2011, 07:40:00 PM »
Monk.

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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2011, 02:00:44 AM »
I've got it:

Mr. Belvedere.

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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #62 on: September 11, 2011, 02:42:38 AM »
The child molester from that episode of DIFFERENT STROKES.

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« Reply #63 on: September 11, 2011, 10:38:06 AM »
The child molester from that episode of DIFFERENT STROKES.


No one could ever equal the range of Gordon Jump, Eric.
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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2011, 01:36:37 AM »
On an episode of Comedy Film Nerds, Kyle Kinane provided his own answer months before Tom asked the question:

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Though I lean more towards Caddyshack -- can you imagine Orson Welles as Rodney Dangerfield in the "So what? So let's dance!" scene on the golf course?

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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2011, 11:15:34 AM »
Red Dawn.

I could see him either as the Cuban General or in the Patrick Swayze role.   W O L V E R I N E S!

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« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2011, 11:36:35 AM »
In the spirit of F for Fake, Welles surfaces as Jeff in Seattle, a pure invention of Tom's mind.

I want to hear those posts read in that voice.
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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2011, 01:46:37 PM »
Red Dawn.

I could see him either as the Cuban General or in the Patrick Swayze role.   W O L V E R I N E S!

Not the Powers Boothe role?

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« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2011, 02:00:16 PM »
Red Dawn.

I could see him either as the Cuban General or in the Patrick Swayze role.   W O L V E R I N E S!

Not the Powers Boothe role?

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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2011, 04:32:24 PM »
Harry & The Hendersons

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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2011, 04:49:45 PM »
...Back to the Future as Old Biff

...Ewoks: The Battle For Endor in the Wilford Brimley role

...Raiders of the Lost Ark as Belloq

...Airplane! in the Lloyd Bridges role

...The Last Starfighter as Grig. The makeup would have been incredible.

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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2011, 06:00:35 PM »
Death Wish 3, as one of the many terrorized apartment building residents. He would provide Bronson with some arcane, brutal weapon that would be later used to rip a man's jaw off.
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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2011, 08:03:04 PM »
ORSON WELLES as SIR JIMMY PAGE in THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME

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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2011, 08:06:59 PM »
Phil Spector's role in Easy Rider.
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Re: Orson Welles Should've Been In...
« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2011, 08:10:12 PM »
Orson Welles is Flash in the Pan: The John Wesley Shipp Story