Your description makes me picture Anthony Bourdain:
(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/4998/4998.jpg)
I never got past this...
(http://www.zachary.com/s/static/droopy.jpeg)
spike always seemed like more of a don rickles to me...(http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/showpics/don-rickles.jpg)
for spike i picture the daily show/office writer larry wilmore, but in bondage gear
(http://www.thedailyshow.com/images/shows/tds/videos/wilmore/12005_wilmore_m4.jpg)
(http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue28/brando.jpg)
This is what I picture when Spike calls.
emma:
(http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2008/01/tom_cruise_scientologist.jpg)
take that girl and make her 30% more drunk
and that's how I picture Laurie
(This is either the best affectionate zing of my FOT life or a total flameout that makes me look like a prevert. I'm not sure how to interpret my Google image results.)
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m1/theimann/Clark01.jpg)
iTunes image for Venison Stew podcast.
And yours is cool with me as long as it remains in two-dimensional picture form.
Dave From Knoxville:
(http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/handlebar.JPG)
I stole this from Sarah post, but it's exactly what I was looking for. I believe he looks that awesome.
Laurie from Miami:
Laurie from Miami:
You're meaaaaaaaan!!!!!!
For those of you who don't know, the broad Jason G posted once faced the moral dilemma of buying concert tickets or baby food. I'M NOT KIDDING.
Laurie from Miami:
You're meaaaaaaaan!!!!!!
For those of you who don't know, the broad Jason G posted once faced the moral dilemma of buying concert tickets or baby food. I'M NOT KIDDING.
Concerts are a one time thing, and they don't call it "baby fat" for nothing. They could generally stand to lose a few ounces.
Just kidding. What I'm really trying to say is, it depends on what band.
Laurie from Miami:
You're meaaaaaaaan!!!!!!
For those of you who don't know, the broad Jason G posted once faced the moral dilemma of buying concert tickets or baby food. I'M NOT KIDDING.
Laurie from Miami:
You're meaaaaaaaan!!!!!!
For those of you who don't know, the broad Jason G posted once faced the moral dilemma of buying concert tickets or baby food. I'M NOT KIDDING.
Jason G.
(http://www.wma.com/0/cta/comedy/comedy_connection/imgs/Zach_galifianakis_.jpg)
Lazy journalism? Absolutely.
james:
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d159/robwriter6/ps1.jpg)
I spent my lunch hour working on these.
Dave From Knoxville:
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071112/agriffith_l.jpg)
I spent my lunch hour working on these.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3277/2650855898_af3cb5bc4b_o.jpg)
Dave From Knoxville:
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071112/agriffith_l.jpg)
that is HILARIOUS.
Ted Leo:
(http://www.gossipboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/ashpet.jpg)
Dave From Knoxville:
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071112/agriffith_l.jpg)
that is HILARIOUS.
Picking Andy Griffith is funny enough, but that picture is totally perfect. A+ picture choice.
Here's my vision of spike:wow. you absolutely NAILED my mental picture of spike. holy crap, that is PERFECT.
(http://www.lifeinlegacy.com/2003/0419/LassickSydney.jpg)
(sydney lassick... he was in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest')
Here's my vision of spike:
(http://www.lifeinlegacy.com/2003/0419/LassickSydney.jpg)
(sydney lassick... he was in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest')
I re-listened to an older podcast and in it Spike states that he reads 'Jet' and 'Ebony' magazines. I now imagine him as an African American gentleman.
I re-listened to an older podcast and in it Spike states that he reads 'Jet' and 'Ebony' magazines. I now imagine him as an African American gentleman.
I know spike is presumably African American, as he also states that people say he looks like Malcolm-Jamal Warner, but I still can't shake the same mental image as everyone else: an unshaven Truman Capote in bondage gear.
(http://hair-loss-is-awesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toupee.jpg)
James
(http://hair-loss-is-awesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toupee.jpg)
James
This is what someone would envision me looking like----but without the fake rug.
Laurie from Miami:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/523730179_930f24e041.jpg?v=0)
(This is either the best affectionate zing of my FOT life or a total flameout that makes me look like a prevert. I'm not sure how to interpret my Google image results.)
take that girl and make her 30% more drunk
and that's how I picture Laurie
I picture this Laurie chick as a cross between Paris Hilton and Xaviera Hollander.
Well whaddaya know!
I'm an audio-tape-of-some-of-those-Penthouse-letters-a-dummy!*
(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2888504.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=45A03799CDA0A72A95C4918B885D76E4A55A1E4F32AD3138)
*Mike Sajak? Anyone? Anyone?
I picture Mike Sajak a little more like this:
(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/PHD/PHD608/side-profile-caucasian_~RBBW_29.jpg)
(but older and wearing a tank-top)
I picture Mike Sajak a little more like this:
(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/PHD/PHD608/side-profile-caucasian_~RBBW_29.jpg)
(but older and wearing a tank-top)
Laurie from Miami:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/523730179_930f24e041.jpg?v=0)
(This is either the best affectionate zing of my FOT life or a total flameout that makes me look like a prevert. I'm not sure how to interpret my Google image results.)
Steve from North Hollywood (on the right)
(http://www.cinemotions.net/data/films/0173/20/1/affiche_Bodyguard_1992_1.jpg)
I googled "jam eating Brits," and this (http://www.gollythings.co.uk/nonrob.htm) came up.
(http://www.gollythings.co.uk/Graphics/Nonrob/jam.jpg)
WTF?
I googled "jam eating Brits," and this (http://www.gollythings.co.uk/nonrob.htm) came up.
(http://www.gollythings.co.uk/Graphics/Nonrob/jam.jpg)
WTF?
Ew buoy. I remember visiting the beautiful city of York and coming across a gift shop that featured many of these little creatures. When we went back to Oxford, my wife and I described this, in an astonished tone, to our hip, enlightened English friends. Their reply? "Oh, you mean golliwogs!" as though this were the most natural thing in the world.
Samir, in casual attire:
(http://www.wonderlandparty.co.uk/acatalog/25623.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3067/2670057302_c7d06be037_o.jpg)
I think that Samir looks like a more handsome Moss from the awesome BBC series The I.T. Crowd.
Spike as Wolcott is horrifying perfection. The denial helps.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3067/2670057302_c7d06be037_o.jpg)
I think that Samir looks like a more handsome Moss from the awesome BBC series The I.T. Crowd.
Wasn't that Samir's avatar for awhile?
Spike:
Wolcott (He kills prostitutes)
And Petey is merely a genius, not sick.
Really? My James looks more like this.
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee183/gaughin/james.jpg)
And Petey is merely a genius, not sick.
i was using "sick" more in the way the young folk do, as a positive modifier. i was trying to speak in the parlance of his generation.
i turn 30 in two days, so i should start acting like i don't relate to teenagers at all, right? even though i still dress like one half of the time, and my parents' sense of humor (that's right: sense. one shared sense of humor) still embarrasses me, and i like bright eyes?
If you could see one caller, who would it be? James? Spike? Zachary Brimstead?
If you could see one caller, who would it be? James? Spike? Zachary Brimstead?
If you could see one caller, who would it be? James? Spike? Zachary Brimstead?
Zachary Brimstead. I would like to see him eating an ice cream cone while driving a car.
Oh, youse better not even be thinking about making fun of Samir in Florida! Samir's my dude!
Oh, youse better not even be thinking about making fun of Samir in Florida! Samir's my dude!
Looks like I already did. Bonus points to anyone who can tell me who's suit, glasses and hair he's wearing.
Oh, youse better not even be thinking about making fun of Samir in Florida! Samir's my dude!
Looks like I already did. Bonus points to anyone who can tell me who's suit, glasses and hair he's wearing.
I know Laurie can
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f198/eyman1968/uglystinkingsundaymorningjulie.jpg)
Julie from Cincinnati.
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f198/eyman1968/uglystinkingsundaymorningjulie.jpg)
Julie from Cincinnati.
Yetta from Cincinnati
Samir from FloridaIt's the dude from Office Space.
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h74/ejhuggins/samirfla.jpg)
Rest assured, I don't look like Julian Schnabel.
That's who you meant, right?
Samir:
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/400/keith_alig.jpg)
Rest assured, I don't look like Julian Schnabel.
That's who you meant, right?
the fact that laurie from miami would know who that suit and glasses belong to is a big hint. and no, not julian schnabel.
this is more your pitchfork party attire.
i guess that's better (and closer to the truth) than bobby fuckin' jindal.
I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.
Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.
I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.
(http://www.lexrex.com/bios/pics/franklin2.jpg)
Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.
I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.
Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.
are you single...?
I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.
Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.
are you single...?
The proper response to Wes is "jpeg?"
I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.
(http://www.lexrex.com/bios/pics/franklin2.jpg)
Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.
New Port Richey:
New Port Richey:
(http://www.campdude.com/uploaded_images/jason-767224.JPG)
Spike
(http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/i_am_a_tv_junkie_a_blog_f/images/2007/10/29/frank_de_caro.jpg)
(http://students.ithaca.edu/~bwolfe1/finalproject/images/lashley.jpg)
Trembling Eagle
Isn't that the girl who left the Real World Seattle early?
Holy moly why do I know that? :(
(http://www.dicebourbon.com/images/julie.jpg)
Julie
(http://www.dicebourbon.com/images/julie.jpg)
Julie
is that irene from real world seattle?!??!
(http://www.dicebourbon.com/images/julie.jpg)
Julie
is that irene from real world seattle?!??!
Yes.
(http://en.spongepedia.bimserver.com/images/thumb/0/00/BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG/180px-BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG)
Fredericks
(http://en.spongepedia.bimserver.com/images/thumb/0/00/BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG/180px-BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG)
Fredericks
Do you mean moonshake? If so, go here (http://en.spongepedia.bimserver.com/images/thumb/0/00/BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG/180px-BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG).
(I'm perfectly aware, by the way, that you are capable of finding this yourself and probably already have.)
(http://en.spongepedia.bimserver.com/images/thumb/0/00/BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG/180px-BrianDoyle-Murray.JPG)FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!
Fredericks
I'll be surprised if this hasn't been posted already, but I've always, ALWAYS pictured Spike as Calvert Deforest from Letterman.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LLTU6aJUWps/RgM-SaQ-LEI/AAAAAAAAAEY/F7rbXt-Ugjs/s400/calvert+deforest+larry+bud+melman.jpg)
I'll be surprised if this hasn't been posted already, but I've always, ALWAYS pictured Spike as Calvert Deforest from Letterman.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LLTU6aJUWps/RgM-SaQ-LEI/AAAAAAAAAEY/F7rbXt-Ugjs/s400/calvert+deforest+larry+bud+melman.jpg)
Yeah, that's the picture I've had in mind too.
Julie
(http://bigscreenlittlescreen.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mel.jpg)
Julie
(http://bigscreenlittlescreen.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mel.jpg)
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(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a5178872970b-pi)
KFC's double down
In Newbridge I believe they call that a Brimstead.
Fredericks:
(http://media.pitch.com/poor-willie-aames.3201278.36.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2ApeiGjmsbs/SvOah3qy3CI/AAAAAAAAAnk/AV7JQFqfdU4/s1600/willie_aames.jpg)
Fredericks:
(http://media.pitch.com/poor-willie-aames.3201278.36.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2ApeiGjmsbs/SvOah3qy3CI/AAAAAAAAAnk/AV7JQFqfdU4/s1600/willie_aames.jpg)
Does Fredericks also have a Bible Man costume?
Is this a "Do you know who you look like?" thread?
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww302/j2k32/William20Russ.jpg)
Fredricks, but aged by smoking, with a moustache
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww302/j2k32/William20Russ.jpg)
Fredricks, but aged by smoking, with a moustache
Getting colder. I look significantly younger. Have much longer hair (no gray). Nor is my neck that large.
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww302/j2k32/William20Russ.jpg)
Fredricks, but aged by smoking, with a moustache
Getting colder. I look significantly younger. Have much longer hair (no gray). Nor is my neck that large.
Is this about right Fredericks?
(http://nycomedy.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/marc-maron-4.jpg)
I always imagine Fredricks as an older version of this guy.
(http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw9ggxkwLv1qzadc3o1_400.jpg)
I always imagine Fredricks as an older version of this guy.
(http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw9ggxkwLv1qzadc3o1_400.jpg)
Ha!!! Why does this picture exist?
I always imagine Fredricks as an older version of this guy.
(http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw9ggxkwLv1qzadc3o1_400.jpg)
Ha!!! Why does this picture exist?
Gourds, Guns and Cats
I want to go on the record saying that I'm not in love with Fredricks, but I did have a dream that he offered me a place to live in his house. It was with 11 other FOTs and he looked exactly like Kurt Vonnegut (much like the gourds and guns guy).
(http://themutt.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/kurt_vonnegut.jpg)
that's what i see in my head every time he calls.
The only reason I said 11, was because when I asked how many other people were living in the house, the answer was "11 FOTs", not sure if that was including Fredricks, and myself.I want to go on the record saying that I'm not in love with Fredricks, but I did have a dream that he offered me a place to live in his house. It was with 11 other FOTs and he looked exactly like Kurt Vonnegut (much like the gourds and guns guy).
http://themutt.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/kurt_vonnegut.jpg (http://themutt.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/kurt_vonnegut.jpg)
Hey Bonni, who were the other 10 FOT?
Fredericks, I heard Clay Pigeon say that he knew you back from when he did a show in Florida. Did you find out about WFMU through him or is that an incredible coincidence?
Fredericks, I heard Clay Pigeon say that he knew you back from when he did a show in Florida. Did you find out about WFMU through him or is that an incredible coincidence?
is that an incredible coincidence?
I had listened to WFMU for very short periods of time for many years. Decades would not be an exaggeration.
Clay is friends with the Professor (also a Florida guy. I believe). Bob Lassiter is involved... oh man gonna have to wait for the book. Or at least the BonnAdventure interview.
Did you hear his supposed remix? Cute but rather disappointing.
I appreciate your interest. But the answer to your question is really complicated.
Stay tuned.
I know what Spike really looks like now.
I googled "Seance Knowles" and found his youtube site.
I know what Spike really looks like now.
I googled "Seance Knowles" and found his youtube site.
He looks like Uncle Phil.
I know what Spike really looks like now.
I googled "Seance Knowles" and found his youtube site.
Oops- I guess I did inadvertently ruin many a FOT vision quest with that linkage. It was a total spoiler. My bad. I just was so excited to see Spike's sims grooving.
I must confess, i found a picture of Spike many years ago but never shared it out of respect for his privacy.
I was a little disturbed that anyone would link to his youtube account, but holy shit, this is gold.
I must confess, i found a picture of Spike many years ago but never shared it out of respect for his privacy.
I was a little disturbed that anyone would link to his youtube account, but holy shit, this is gold.
It's great to see that Spike is the same on YouTube as he is when he calls. He's much younger looking than I'd expected too.
Also, the audio is out of sync a little, I wonder if it's running through a modulator...
Spike is exactly who he says he is. How many of us are as true to ourselves?
Spike is exactly who he says he is.
Spike is exactly who he says he is.
Consistency, as far as you know, on the Internet is hardly proof of this.
Spike is exactly who he says he is.
Consistency, as far as you know, on the Internet is hardly proof of this.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. -- Emerson
Spike is exactly who he says he is.
Consistency, as far as you know, on the Internet is hardly proof of this.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. -- Emerson
I thought it was Oscar Wilde.
I better just post a pic of myself before someone destroys my mystique.yeah, me too.
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee183/gaughin/dfk.jpg)
Sorry Fredericks. I was thinking of "A foolish Hobgoblin is the worst enemy Spider-Man has had, like, ever."--Oscar Wilde.
Spike is exactly who he says he is. How many of us are as true to ourselves?
As long as we are breaking mystiques, here's AFK, Gorch in training.
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee183/gaughin/andyorgorch.jpg)
Those two look like people PBR and Roy, Jr.,would beatup.
It's great to see that Spike is the same on YouTube as he is when he calls. He's much younger looking than I'd expected too.To quote Tom: "NO, I'M NOT RUNNING THROUGH A MODULATOR".
Also, the audio is out of sync a little, I wonder if it's running through a modulator...
James from SE Pennsylvania
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h74/ejhuggins/freaksandgeeks.jpg)
He also sounds like the son of Gene Simmons at times.
That said, you're awesome, James. I love your calls so far. Keep calling in!
James from SE Pennsylvania
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h74/ejhuggins/freaksandgeeks.jpg)
He also sounds like the son of Gene Simmons at times.
That said, you're awesome, James. I love your calls so far. Keep calling in!
Nailed it!
True trouble-makers pounce from trees.
Like D. Boon.