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Title: Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 24, 2010, 08:22:41 AM
Ex.:

Tom playing Aimee Mann's Wise Up. Its so melodramatic and gets me every time.
Telling people his life story based on the Good Will Hunting script.
GG Allin: how he passed on after playing an orchestra hall.

I got tons, what are your's?
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Post by: Sarah on June 24, 2010, 08:27:38 AM
"Comedienne" is nice.
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Post by: Christina on June 24, 2010, 08:36:45 AM
Tom arguing with inanimate objects that have a weird power over him (Abba Box, Squeaky toy, cell phone, etc)

Tom bragging about being awesome at something even though he's never done it before.

Obsession with mustaches.

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.



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Post by: James W on June 24, 2010, 08:41:28 AM
I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.
I can't remember the last time I pronounced "chocolate" in the traditional manner. And that includes inside my own head.
(Also, thank you for teaching me the word "shibboleth".)
Title: Re: Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 24, 2010, 09:20:13 AM

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.


David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 24, 2010, 09:27:39 AM
When Tom's getting bored with a call and interrupts with "What's that, Mike?  No, I will not hang up on him."

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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 24, 2010, 09:48:31 AM
Show agenda lists:

"Ok criticize Kill Bill, cross that off. Make fun of Kevin Smith, cross that off..."
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Post by: daveB from Oakland on June 24, 2010, 10:18:24 AM

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.


David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."

Jim E. Hendrix.

... and what the hell is  a "shibboleth"? If only there was some kind of way I could look that up ...
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Post by: daveB from Oakland on June 24, 2010, 10:22:18 AM
... and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

FONTASY
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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 24, 2010, 10:44:38 AM
Making words that end in 'man' or 'men' sound like they end in an abbreviated 'mun' or 'min.'
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 24, 2010, 12:14:04 PM
I never grow tired of the way Tom handles song requests.
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Post by: andrew in philadelphia on June 24, 2010, 12:24:46 PM
any mention of famous publisher al goldstein.
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Post by: Barry Egan on June 24, 2010, 12:26:04 PM
Shia LaBoof
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Post by: Sarah on June 24, 2010, 12:29:07 PM
ste-PUNCLE
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Post by: Stan on June 24, 2010, 12:30:04 PM

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.


David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."

 I don't get it.
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Post by: break on June 24, 2010, 01:18:32 PM
The magazine that is so twisted that once you see it you can't stop thinking about it.  

Tom finding the board set for mono.  ("Who am I, Phil Spector?")  

Crypto-racism and tea party misinfo from JW characters when Obama comes up.  

Death panels. 
 
Title: Re: Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 24, 2010, 01:37:46 PM

Crypto-racism and tea party misinfo from JW characters when Obama comes up.  
 

"He's a cool cat." and PBR: "I don't like it one bit."
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Post by: pscan on June 24, 2010, 05:24:20 PM
I'm a big fan of Tom's use of technology during the show:

go to ask.com, search google.com.
click
search google for youtube.com
etc.

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Post by: masterofsparks on June 24, 2010, 10:44:08 PM

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.


David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."

Or calling the band "The White Strips."
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Post by: amiright?? on June 25, 2010, 12:28:31 AM
I'm a big fan of Tom's use of technology during the show:

go to ask.com, search google.com.
click
search google for youtube.com
etc.



Yes, this is IT. This and "Kids" from Bye Bye Birdie.
Title: Re: Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 25, 2010, 07:36:36 AM
The magazine that is so twisted that once you see it you can't stop thinking about it.  

Tom finding the board set for mono.  ("Who am I, Phil Spector?")  

Crypto-racism and tea party misinfo from JW characters when Obama comes up.  

Death panels. 
 

Yes, the Magazine Saga has been very entertaining/aggrevatingly mysterious.  The best is when Tom will ask something like "And are you going to be the one calling me?" and JW just whispers/hisses...

"yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss" and hangs up.
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Post by: Bryan on June 25, 2010, 11:51:25 AM
I laugh at this literally every time I hear it (i.e. at least once a week):

"Tom, it's Curt Gaistburn."
"Gaistburn?!"
"...Yes."
Title: Re: Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 25, 2010, 01:02:53 PM
I laugh at this literally every time I hear it (i.e. at least once a week):

"Tom, it's Curt Gaistburn."
"Gaistburn?!"
"...Yes."

I laugh at Mike's: "...Sociology, Anthropology. We all get degrees in the end."
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Post by: Big Plastic Head on June 25, 2010, 01:34:30 PM
This thread is making me chuckle. Thanks!
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Post by: Christina on June 25, 2010, 01:41:37 PM
Scharpling antagonists who are 4' 8" (which as you know, is the funniest height).
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Post by: dania on June 25, 2010, 01:48:25 PM
Nyyahhh!!! >:( :D >:(
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Post by: Pastor Josh on June 25, 2010, 02:42:27 PM
Namaste.
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Post by: masterofsparks on June 25, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
Tom claiming to not be able to get a ticket for a horrible, unpopular movie, visiting Stub Hub out of desperation, and being sold a counterfeit ticket.
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Post by: cna on June 25, 2010, 08:13:39 PM
Tom making a bet for some ridiculously large sum and then a request by the counter-party for the bet to be made for a slightly smaller, but still ridiculously large sum.
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Post by: thom on June 25, 2010, 08:25:50 PM
The average weight of a Newbridgian seems to be around 450 pounds.
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Post by: tenni on June 25, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
I will never get tired of Tom hanging up on people who call back and say they've been hung up on.
Title: Re: Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.
Post by: masterofsparks on June 25, 2010, 09:47:43 PM
I will never get tired of Tom hanging up on people who call back and say they've been hung up on.

I'm a fan of his ongoing quest to hang up on people a half second before the end of a sentence. I think I mostly enjoy it because of the delight that Tom and anyone else in the studio gets from it.
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Post by: Pastor Josh on June 25, 2010, 10:13:29 PM
"I STILL can't get tickets to that."
Followed by a story about counterfeit tickets.
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Post by: TacoSmith on June 25, 2010, 10:42:28 PM
Remakes starring Andy Milonakis
Anton CHURG
Any disapproval or disgust with what Mike is doing ("Mike's having a party out there...")
Anytime JW is arrogantly wrong about something
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Post by: robertc on June 26, 2010, 02:05:21 AM
When he plays the role of a pitchman, deconstructs a movie, then names the price he'd pay for tickets. Not really a running joke, but it always makes me titter.
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Post by: break on June 26, 2010, 03:46:32 PM
Anytime JW mentions a Hondo guitar. As a kid my friends and I would always stop in to goof on the crummy guitars in our crappy neighborhood music store.  It was the kind that mostly rented school band instruments so they had a guitar section just to say they did.  Hondo was well represented on those walls.   
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Post by: DS1077 on June 26, 2010, 04:28:27 PM
JW responding to a question with a detailed and absurd answer, followed by an exasperated/suspicious "Why?"
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Post by: Senator Gothman (D-OR) on June 26, 2010, 06:08:06 PM
I don't care that it's been mentioned: COMEDIENNE.  Every time PFT is on, I shake with anticipation for Tom to drop it, and nearly pass out laughing when the time finally arrives.  "I thought you said..."

I love (what seems to be) an out of the blue arbitrary heave-ho--

"I don't know Fosse!!!" 

"Stan Getz?? Heave ho, you RACIST."

I also like all the other whatever everyone else says they like.
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Post by: TacoSmith on June 26, 2010, 06:42:17 PM
One of my favorite arbitrary heave-hos was when some guy called to talk about Harmony Korine and Tom was trying to tell the guy that Korine was going to make Speed Racer 2. The guy, trying to anticipate where this was going, asked if Andy Milonakis was going to be it. Tom replies, angrily, "It's Emile Hirsche's role to lose! Heave-ho!"
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Post by: cna on June 26, 2010, 10:04:37 PM
I also really love it when a movie is described as - going for a 'hard R'.
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Post by: Rhea from Winnipeg on June 26, 2010, 10:24:41 PM
I love how Tom refers to someone's female significant other as "lady friend". Not really a joke, but it tickles me every time. 
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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 28, 2010, 08:31:25 AM
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Post by: Rhea from Winnipeg on June 28, 2010, 09:28:05 AM
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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 28, 2010, 10:13:49 AM
Quoting Don King as "King."
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Post by: Jason From Buffalo on June 28, 2010, 11:00:18 AM
"let me wiki that"
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Post by: Pastor Josh on June 28, 2010, 11:18:12 AM
"let me wiki that"

Agreed, but when PBR said he was going to Google something last week, it cracked me up.  Not sure why.
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Post by: cna on June 28, 2010, 08:39:30 PM
I really like it when JW is baffled that Tom works for a radio station and doesn't know [insert arcane piece of music trivia here; e.g. Dave Smalley is the bassist for the Raspberries].
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Post by: NotGiamatti on June 28, 2010, 09:17:40 PM
Anytime JW mentions a Hondo guitar. As a kid my friends and I would always stop in to goof on the crummy guitars in our crappy neighborhood music store.  It was the kind that mostly rented school band instruments so they had a guitar section just to say they did.  Hondo was well represented on those walls.   

My first guitar was a Hondo. My dad bought it at Sears.
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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 29, 2010, 12:50:21 PM
Very long pauses on the other end of a phone line.
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Post by: spruce on June 29, 2010, 03:59:23 PM
Hand burger, fontasy and boo-ffet.
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Post by: betheboy on June 30, 2010, 12:45:52 AM
Tom claiming to not be able to get a ticket for a horrible, unpopular movie, visiting Stub Hub out of desperation, and being sold a counterfeit ticket.

This makes me laugh every time.
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Post by: break on June 30, 2010, 07:51:17 AM
Not so much an ongoing joke as a repeated one, but I love Tom's Paul Stanley speech to the slobs at a Kiss concert who have horrible lives. 

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Post by: LJ on June 30, 2010, 05:10:46 PM
Not so much an ongoing joke as a repeated one, but I love Tom's Paul Stanley speech to the slobs at a Kiss concert who have horrible lives. 


"Our lives aren't that bad." So good.
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Post by: Big Plastic Head on June 30, 2010, 06:48:54 PM
Remember the ol' "Running into celebrities in the Elevator" bits?

I love/miss those.
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Post by: sparkatus on July 02, 2010, 02:54:06 AM
Tom feigning ignorance of something that he knows all about.

Tom mentioning his Zune.

Tom threatening Pangea.

JW calling Hodgman "Max"
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Post by: waltkellysghost on July 02, 2010, 02:57:36 AM
I miss the sound of a foghorn blaring through a phone.
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Post by: Pastor Josh on July 02, 2010, 03:10:35 AM
I miss the sound of a foghorn blaring through a phone.

Me, too!  And vuvuzela madness seemed such a good excuse to bring it back.
Title: Re: Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on July 02, 2010, 07:51:55 AM
I miss the sound of a foghorn blaring through a phone.

I love when JW says "It's just something I do."

I've used this saying a lot when asked for detailed explanations for any absurd thing I might do.