I can't find it online, but didja ever see the Don Martin cartoon where a customer in a restaurant orders the soup and is kind of astonished to find a friggin' SOCK in it? And comments to the chef, who begins to take the soup back but gets slapped down by the customer, who proceeds to wring the sock out of all its delicious juices into his bowl before letting the chef take the offending garment away?
Well, if that Times review of Guy Fieri's restaurant cited in the "celebrities Tom should ruin next" is accurate, I'd have to say that chef is kinda/sorta the same person as Guy Fieri, and the customer is kinda/sorta the same person as the zillion schmucks flocking to "Guy's American Kitchen and Bar."