I Don't Get It '08

[kimota]

Oh. That's not cologne.

[dave from knoxville]

Actually, Dave, you shouldn't pick up the latest RS.  Matt Taibbi does a long feature on FOT-chan and kinda goes off on you.  Personally, I think he's being a little harsh.

I can take it. Wait; he doesn't say I'm fat does he? Or unloved?

[Sarah]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQJ2SegGWyc[/youtube]

So Twix is some kind of new date-rape drug, then?

Yes, except instead of knocking out the victim it works to help the rapist access his inner dark triad.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Actually, Dave, you shouldn't pick up the latest RS.  Matt Taibbi does a long feature on FOT-chan and kinda goes off on you.  Personally, I think he's being a little harsh.

I can take it. Wait; he doesn't say I'm fat does he? Or unloved?

OK, brace yourself, Dave:

Dave from Knoxville... you really have to see this guy to believe him. His public speaking method is something truly awesome to behold. Imagine a Mummenschanz dancer trying to pass a drunk test after downing a bottle of strychnine, and you've got DFK explaining himself to his class. He waves his hands and head spasmodically as he talks, and sometimes actually adds words to match his twitches and gestures that make no sense and do not necessarily relate to the subject at hand.

[emma]

His public speaking method is something truly awesome to behold. Imagine a Mummenschanz dancer trying to pass a drunk test after downing a bottle of strychnine, and you've got DFK explaining himself to his class.

That's so harsh!

I'm sure it's more like half a bottle, really.

[namethebats]

This one too:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQJ2SegGWyc[/youtube]

So Twix is some kind of new date-rape drug, then?

I don't get "let's go back to my apartment so we can blog," even as a pretext. Did they just dust off an unused script from the 80s and insert "blogging" somewhere?

edit: I know where apostrophes belong, I really do.

[AllisonLeGnome]

This one too:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQJ2SegGWyc[/youtube]

So Twix is some kind of new date-rape drug, then?

I don't get "le'ts go back to my apartment so we can blog," even as a pretext. Did they just dust off an unused script from the 80s and insert "blogging" somewhere?

I can answer this one:

Yes.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

This seems like an awesome Chinatown thread in the making: something like, insert 21st century tech language into a 20th century context.  Like: "hey baby, want to come back to my place and snort some blogs?"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

http://www.scharplingandwurster.com/?p=118#more-118

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

http://www.scharplingandwurster.com/?p=118#more-118

Heh heh heh.

[keno]

Click & Clack as the wrench turns is on now. wow. wtf. wow. WTF? get off my pbs!