Caplet! Ha!
I was bluffing. You guys have approximately a half-generation on me. By the time I got there, I only had a choice between Nancy Reagan's Just Say No and cocaine (I believe some people call it "the White Lady" or "very expensive ski trips"). There weren't any "hey, this is fun" substances left.
Oh, yeah, and HIV/AIDS took care of free love just as I came of age, and they raised the drinking age shortly before I started high school.
Thanks for ruining everything, you long-haired, Foghat-loving '70s jerks!