@Topher Bu-bu-bu-but I live in a perpetual summer?
@Iago Obama's a homie, raised down the street from where I've lived most of my life in Honolulu. My mom used to take care of his grandma's prescriptions and still services his half-sister, Maya, and her family. I will fucking fight anybody on the street who talks that birther shit to me. *cough height/weight/reach permitting cough*
@Alabamy Rocket: Absolutely, feisty Tom is legit. Keeps us all on on our toes

I don't know anything about a lot of the stuff Tom references because my entire family is basically 1st and 2nd generation immigrants, but it really speaks to Tom's universal appeal when I try explain it to some of my friends with the help of Google and they start busting out laughing when something like Pig Pen shows up on image search.