The Best of KISS Merchandising

[Regular Joe]

KISS® Plasma Light Sculpted Head

Recapture the thrill of those Double Platinum days with this wild LED sculpture featuring an 8" long light-up, flashing fiber optic glass tongue that's just as outrageous as The Demon himself!

[Regular Joe]

KISS DVD Board Game

Become leader of the KISS Army!

Follow KISS on tour and travel the world collecting KISS cash, merchandise, albums, programs,ticket stubs and other items to redeem for your KISS Army cards.

Along the way, you’ll have the chance to fly to different parts of the world, answer on-screen challenges and steal KISS cards from your opponents!

Be the first player to collect all 4 KISS Army cards to win the game and become leader of the KISS Army!

Do you have what it takes to become the leader of the KISS Army?!

[Josh]

KISS® slot machines by WMS Gaming

[buffcoat]

Well, I know what I'll be doing for about 90 seconds next time I'm in Vegas.

[Wes]

I would love to see a transcript of Gene and Paul working out the values of each KISS member as displayed on the top part of the machine. Either Gene caught Paul off guard by immediately suggesting that the Starman be worth more than The Demon as part of some involved, long-term plan, or the two of them took hours upon to hash it out. Either way, I assume they both agreed in about five seconds that "The Catman is worth the least."

[buffcoat]

I would love to see a transcript of Gene and Paul working out the values of each KISS member as displayed on the top part of the machine. Either Gene caught Paul off guard by immediately suggesting that the Starman be worth more than The Demon as part of some involved, long-term plan, or the two of them took hours upon to hash it out. Either way, I assume they both agreed in about five seconds that "The Catman is worth the least."

If you get The Catman, you actually lose money.








Just like Peter did.

[Wes]

I appreciate you not calling me out on referring to Paul as "the Starman" up there, which I just noticed that I did.

[buffcoat]

I appreciate you not calling me out on referring to Paul as "the Starman" up there, which I just noticed that I did.

Wikipedia says you're all right.  Under "Starman," it says: "onstage alter ego of Kiss frontman Paul Stanley"


I think he prefers "The Lover."






Ugh.

[mostlymeat]

I appreciate you not calling me out on referring to Paul as "the Starman" up there, which I just noticed that I did.

Wikipedia says you're all right.  Under "Starman," it says: "onstage alter ego of Kiss frontman Paul Stanley"

I thought it was supposed to be "Starchild"?

By the way I read the Ace book, "No Regrets", it was really great and really terrible at the same time. Mostly it was fun reading Ace, even though he can't remember much. But you also get a sense of how hard it would have been to work with him.

[buffcoat]

"Ack."

[fonpr]

ACK!

[cavorting with nudists]

Who can forget Gene Simmons' powerful performance as Dorothy in David Lynch's Blue Velvet?

[Josh]

KISS TINY TIKES BABY COSTUME
$24.99 EACH
AVAILABLE IN SIZE 2T-4T

You love the band,  the costumes and the makeup as much as the music -  and baby does too! Rock the crib when you dress your little one in this officially licensed KISS Tiny Tikes baby costume and party all night long. The costume includes a character jumpsuit and mask.*

*also registers you with your state's child protective services office

[buffcoat]

Level of Upsetting: 7

Child Protective Services, yes. 

Also comes with free "Is Gene the father?" DNA test for your child (statistical likelihood: very high, on a relative scale).

[yesno]

Check this out....



Ok, maybe that one's not so weird.