Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[Pidgeon]

I hate how self-aware I am of the dumb stuff I say.

I was chatting with a former teacher the other day and I, for some reason, decided to tell her that "my life is falling apart" to get sympathy. I'll probably never see this person, whom was very influential to me, again and this is the impression I decided to leave her with. I've been thinking about it nonstop ever since. What's wrong with me?

[Sarah]

You are a human bean.

[erika]

I don't know what that means but it sounds kind of adorable.

[dave from knoxville]

I hate how self-aware I am of the dumb stuff I say.

I was chatting with a former teacher the other day and I, for some reason, decided to tell her that "my life is falling apart" to get sympathy. I'll probably never see this person, whom was very influential to me, again and this is the impression I decided to leave her with. I've been thinking about it nonstop ever since. What's wrong with me?

Apparently your life is falling apart.

[fonpr]

I don't know what that means but it sounds kind of adorable.

Ask Captain Beefheart.

[Pidgeon]

I hate how self-aware I am of the dumb stuff I say.

I was chatting with a former teacher the other day and I, for some reason, decided to tell her that "my life is falling apart" to get sympathy. I'll probably never see this person, whom was very influential to me, again and this is the impression I decided to leave her with. I've been thinking about it nonstop ever since. What's wrong with me?

Apparently your life is falling apart.

I'm desperately lonely and inadequate, but saying that "my life is falling apart" was a bit much.

[Matt]

I hate how self-aware I am of the dumb stuff I say.

I was chatting with a former teacher the other day and I, for some reason, decided to tell her that "my life is falling apart" to get sympathy. I'll probably never see this person, whom was very influential to me, again and this is the impression I decided to leave her with. I've been thinking about it nonstop ever since. What's wrong with me?

Apparently your life is falling apart.

I'm desperately lonely and inadequate, but saying that "my life is falling apart" was a bit much.

Pidgeon - you're all right.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbUYJfbZ-Qc[/youtube]

[JonFromMaplewood]

I know that Tom disapproves of the turlet talk, so I will try to state a thing I hate while staying within the confines of "hard G."

If I am in a public washroom, and standing at a - um - porcelain object installed on the wall (not a sink), please do not strike up a conversation with me.  This rule applies to you especially if you're done using the washroom and have no business being there anymore. 

Please pay special attention to this request if you are my boss.

Thank you.  And I hope your ears have stopped burning from the profanity.

[fonpr]

turlet talk,

And I hope your ears have stopped burning from the profanity.

It's my eyes, my eyezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that are burning!

[Steve of Bloomington]

I hate how self-aware I am of the dumb stuff I say.

I was chatting with a former teacher the other day and I, for some reason, decided to tell her that "my life is falling apart" to get sympathy. I'll probably never see this person, whom was very influential to me, again and this is the impression I decided to leave her with. I've been thinking about it nonstop ever since. What's wrong with me?

Apparently your life is falling apart.

I'm desperately lonely and inadequate, but saying that "my life is falling apart" was a bit much.

Pidgeon - you're all right.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbUYJfbZ-Qc[/youtube]

On the other hand, That Summer Feeling might haunt you the rest of your life.

[andrew in philadelphia]

when a cashier coughs into/wipes nose on their hand right before handing me my change. why would anyone do such a thing?

[fonpr]

when a cashier coughs into/wipes nose on their hand right before handing me my change. why would anyone do such a thing?

Cold. Allergy.

[Stan]

when a cashier coughs into/wipes nose on their hand right before handing me my change. why would anyone do such a thing?

 The intense desire to cause a pandemic.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i'm starting to get a little more than annoyed how the flood relief situation in nashville (and millington) is being handled.  or not.

[waltkellysghost]

i'm starting to get a little more than annoyed how the flood relief situation in nashville (and millington) is being handled.  or not.

No kidding. Jon Stewart did manage to give us attention AND make fun of Philadelphia in the same sentence.

Do you get flooded out, Baron?