Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[Sarah]

Businessmen like Jerry Rubin?  Yippie or yuppie era?

[JonFromMaplewood]

Businessmen like Jerry Rubin?  Yippie or yuppie era?

Oops. Ruben-esque. Sorry.

[dave from knoxville]

Businessmen like Jerry Rubin?  Yippie or yuppie era?

Oops. Ruben-esque. Sorry.

I was hoping for Paul Reubens. That would have been a memorable flight.

[erika]

Cats shtupping on my porch and the neighbors that refuse to get them fixed. Who wants a kitten? I'm taking pre-orders.

[Pidgeon]

The gifts I get from my cat. In the past month, I've gotten a snake, half a rabbit, and countless moles. Thanks, but not thanks.

[Sarah]

Oops. Ruben-esque. Sorry.

I think sitting between two Rubinesque business would have been much more unpleasant, if less crowded. 

Pidgeon, you should be glad your cat cares about you so much.

[Steve of Bloomington]

The gifts I get from my cat. In the past month, I've gotten a snake, half a rabbit, and countless moles. Thanks, but not thanks.

We get those, primarily moles and mice, with the occasional rabbit or bird.

Usually they just leave the internal organs that are toxic to them, which the dog will try to eat.

[Steve of Bloomington]

Ric Ocasek can walk on water, and while he has his good points I'd hardly consider him perfect.

[Stan]

Ric Ocasek can walk on water, and while he has his good points I'd hardly consider him perfect.

[Bernard]

the sound of someone else eating yogurt makes me cringe.  i can't stand the sound of a plastic or metal spoon scraping the bottom of the container.

That's a new one.

Or is it?

I used to be am very sensitive to the feeling of dry hands on a fresh roll of paper towels. I'd get all shivery and stuff. Just thinking about it almost does it.

i'm exactly that way with the weird, soft foam fabric found on dry cleaner hangers.

[cutout]

I can't lick wooden popsicle sticks without shuddering.

[Sarah]

Did you ever have to use those wooden paddles that used to come with the ice cream they served in school cafeterias?  Worse even than popsicle sticks.  My hatred for both prompted one of my best inadvertent double entendres (I believe on the old FMU board):  "I hate the feeling of wood in my mouth."

[erika]

Noooobody likes a drippy ceiling...

[iAmBaronVonTito]

apparently i'm being followed.  seriously.  on the internet.  and i hate it.



also, i hate the bumper sticker on the car in the parking garage that says, "next time you think you're perfect try walking on water".  THAT PROVES NOTHING EXCEPT THAT YOU CAN WALK ON WATER!




i love this thread.

Deleting your number from my cell phone now

oh, dave, if you're the one following me on the internet, fair is fair.  if it's because of the bumper sticker, don't just delete that number, LOSE IT.






*don't really delete it!

[Tor_Hershman]

The gifts I get from my cat. In the past month, I've gotten a snake, half a rabbit, and countless moles. Thanks, but not thanks.

Mouse and rabbit, two days ago.
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