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Man Machine

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2008, 04:27:29 PM »
A former colleague of mine lived in the same college dorm with Jared, and apparently his pornography collection was staggering.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2008, 04:34:24 PM »
You wouldn't hate gypsies if you've seen Kusturica's "Black Cat, White Cat"



Oh, the craziness!


I hate people who are over-zealous landscapers.  God forbid your hedges look like actual bushes instead of a giant block that happens to be made out of leaves.  My neighborhood is never quiet for more than five minutes before someone brings out a weed whacker, electric hedge trimmer or leaf blower.  Just leave it alone, please.

Raad_Man

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2008, 04:50:47 PM »
i worked at a movie theater when i lived in new york, and we showed a movie about gypsies.  tons of gypsies came to see it, and the vaaaaast majority of them tried to steal or bribe me to let them steal.  or they'd try and sneak into the theater, or tell lies about having sick kids and shit.  twice we had to call the cops to break up gypsy fights in the theater.  no shit.

they've got some problems.  but i don't think shit'll get better until they start to open their weird gyspy world up a little and treat non-gypsyies with some respect too.  stop seeing everything as gypsy vs. rest of the world.  stealing and fighting isn't right, even if your'e doing it to people who are of a different religion and race and shit.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2008, 05:18:04 PM »
do you work at Jim's Deli in North Kingston, RI?

Raad_Man

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2008, 05:21:30 PM »
i can't tell if you're trying to make fun of me or something.

i live in hollywood california.  i had to move out here to become a rock star and/or a movie writer.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2008, 05:23:06 PM »
they've got some problems.  but i don't think shit'll get better until they start to open their weird gyspy world up a little and treat non-gypsyies with some respect too.  stop seeing everything as gypsy vs. rest of the world.

Yeah, it definitely sucks when people aren't able to see past their own narrow worldview; it's like, come on guys, you have to stop believing that a certain group of people all act the same way, even if that belief is based on some kind of personal experience. Change doesn't happen until people start treating other people with respect and an open mind.

So I totally get what you're saying about gypsies being thieving, fighting weirdos.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #51 on: August 18, 2008, 05:26:49 PM »
Also, on a completely separate note: I hate hate hate hate hate hate it when people whistle something that is not a real song, just some kind of rambling non-tune they've made up. These people also tend to be the people who whistle really loudly all the time.

A guy I know just mimics and repeats sounds. Like if you're stirring something and your spoon hits the side of the glass and makes a little *ding* noise he will whistle that exact sound. ALL THE TIME. Argh.

dave from knoxville

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2008, 05:29:27 PM »
i can't tell if you're trying to make fun of me or something.

i live in hollywood california.  i had to move out here to become a rock star and/or a movie writer.

I can't wait to see your first movie. I will be able to tell all my friends "I knew him when he was just a scary maniac; now he's a highly paid scary maniac."













Joe Eszterhas?













John Milius?













Ulli Lommel?

andrew in philadelphia

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2008, 05:32:02 PM »
why would anyone give a shit about jared, much less hate the guy.  he's just some dork who got some money for losing weight.  what the fuck is hate worthy about that?

because it's garbage food filled with additives and other stuff that will kill you - and people who don't know any better (a.k.a. - people who's entire diets revolve around fast food) are duped into thinking this is their healthiest alternative. a guy who got as fat as he did eating similar crap should have more of a conscience about hawking such junk.

EDIT: and i say this as a (somewhat) fat guy. i, however, did it the right way: with healthy food and inactivity (and double helpings of both!)

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2008, 05:34:07 PM »
thieving, fighting weirdos.

you, madam, just named my band. much thanks.

Raad_Man

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2008, 05:37:19 PM »
i can't tell if you're trying to make fun of me or something.

i live in hollywood california.  i had to move out here to become a rock star and/or a movie writer.

I can't wait to see your first movie. I will be able to tell all my friends "I knew him when he was just a scary maniac; now he's a highly paid scary maniac."


you already missed my frist movie.  it was on tv last year.  but you can get it on dvd at blockbuster i think...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjT_6AuMZh4

i should have four on next year.  roger daltry is going to be in one of them.  i'm super fucking excited about htat, but there's no way in hell they'll  fly me to bulgaria or whereever-the-fuck just to party with him.  that's gay, but at least i'll be able to say that both pete townshend and i know what it's like to write materiel for roger daltry to perform.

the rock band's first ep is comin gout in the next couple of weeks.  i'll post a link when it's done. 

John Junk 2.0

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2008, 05:47:26 PM »
I respect Raad_Man as an O.G. FOT, and so I will try and explain my Jared hatred.

Jared year 1 through 3:  Adorable!

Jared year 4 through 6:  So Subway, you're still going with this guy?  haven't figured out any other new angles?  You'd think he'd feel a little bad about the whole thing by now, I mean it's not like most of those sandwiches are really healthy.  I mean they're healthy when compared to six bags of cheetos and a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, but that's not saying much.

Jared year 7 through 10:  Oh my God, look at this smug son of a bitch.  For God's sake, have you no shame?  You're well past the point of being able to graciously bow out of the spotlight.  The hook is around your oversized pants, trying desperately to pull you offstage but you will. not. budge.  Please remove yourself from my field of vision, my pop culture lexicon, my LIFE... FOREVAH~!

dave from knoxville

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2008, 06:01:31 PM »
I will state quite openly, if Subway would pay me that kind of money, they could feature me in videos doing any number of humiliating things, and I would sign up in a second. All HE has to do is hold up that tent and claim that it's a pair of pants he used to wear. You'll turn down free money? I will believe it when I see it.

He's supposedly a genuinely nice guy. Hate him all you want, but you're going to burn up all your energy leaving more deservingly despicable people hate-free.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2008, 06:22:12 PM »
or things you hate.  like people who cut you off no matter how many times you try to get away from them.

andrew in philadelphia

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #59 on: August 18, 2008, 06:22:44 PM »
He's supposedly a genuinely nice guy. Hate him all you want, but you're going to burn up all your energy leaving more deservingly despicable people hate-free.

i understand what you mean dave. i don't really hate jared - i'm just very anti-fast food.

here's where i get a little shrill: lack of supermarkets and fresh food in areas where diet-related disease is high is a big problem in my town (and others too, i'll bet.) i just don't like the idea that he's helping them pass this off as some kind of health regimen. as always, i'll gladly shoot the messenger.