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Andy

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2008, 06:39:19 PM »
before he lost the weight, wasn't jared supposed to be a real creep?  like he lived above a subway restaurant and rented pornos out from his own personal collection?  it seems like I read it here, so theres a good chance its a lie.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2008, 07:01:21 PM »
 ::) I don't really hate Jared.  Everyone knows the only person I really hate is Shepard Fairey.

Julie

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2008, 07:16:01 PM »
I have to buy a car. We haven't had a car payment for years and I don't really want a car, but I really do need one. So I have to spend thousands of dollars on some machine that's ugly (because eff if I'm going to pay extra [supposing I could afford to pay extra] for something I don't want) and that's only going to cost more money to own. How will I afford make up now?
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« Reply #63 on: August 18, 2008, 07:28:59 PM »
I have to buy a car. We haven't had a car payment for years and I don't really want a car, but I really do need one. So I have to spend thousands of dollars on some machine that's ugly (because eff if I'm going to pay extra [supposing I could afford to pay extra] for something I don't want) and that's only going to cost more money to own. How will I afford make up now?

I hear you Julie, I'm in a similar position.  My old car keeps crapping out and it's all I've got to get me to work and it's ruining my stupid life.  Car culture is insane.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #64 on: August 18, 2008, 07:31:34 PM »
My job is evil.  Some clown called me at home b/c a website was down.  He had shut down the server so it did not work.  Nice one.  He pushed the on button at my urging and all was well again.  Computers need electricity.  You don't need to be Nikola Tesla to figure this out.  He could have googled it instead of waking me up.  Nice one.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #65 on: August 18, 2008, 07:34:20 PM »



Is it okay to slap these people?


-"Cheers" - no
-"Mucking about" - no
-"When I was at university..." - yes
-"Brilliant" - no
-"shite" - no
-"a proper _____" - yes
-"colour" - yes
-"arse" - no
-"get a pint" - no
-"dodgy" -no

yes = slap them

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #66 on: August 18, 2008, 07:36:03 PM »
Burn, Hollywood, Burn NEVER comes up in Chuck D's iTunes shuffle.

MyNetwork, the "network" that jumped it to fill the slots opened by the WB/UPN merger.

They're a joke to begin with, started off with some primetime soap scheme that failed and then dived in to bed with First Look Entertainment, purveyor of the worst movies you've never heard of.

Then they bring us the Flavor Flav sitcom, which is maybe one of the most racist things I've ever seen, and makes me wonder what Chuck D thinks about Ice Cube and Flav now whenever "Burn Hollywood Burn" comes up in his iTunes on shuffle.

And finally the other night flipping around, I saw they have the balls to actually advertise and run some obscure awards show from 2007. wtf?


f you MyNetwork.



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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #67 on: August 18, 2008, 07:37:01 PM »
Raad_Man.

and this is why you were my secret FOTchan crush. 

Man, he was mine too, and now he hates me.  Can't I love Martin, Raad_Man, AND the Romany people?  I'm like a sensual Santa!!

Oh, good heavens. I didnít realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the OíConnor family.

AllisonLeGnome

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #68 on: August 18, 2008, 07:38:53 PM »
Jared from Subway is the most famous person to have (almost) the same last name as me. That's always been a bit of a disappointment.

Other things I hate?

Condescending dental hygienists. It was one thing when I was 14 and they acted like I was 6, but now that I'm (it's a pediatric dentist but apparently a lot of people just keep going well into adulthood) older and they're still acting like I'm 6 it's a lot more annoying. Weirdly, I heard them talking to an actual small child and they didn't even make an effort to speak to him in an age-appropriate way.

Spam text messages. I get them constantly, and though they can occasionally be amusing (all-time favorites [apologies for the terlet talk]: ""Did you see the shock on my friend's face when he saw my magic rod in my pants?" "More howls than you can shake a shiver at..." "My girlfriend gagged when she put my dick in her mouth, it was simply too long!") getting messages at 4 AM that then beep all night isn't my idea of fun. If Verizon's own website actually worked, it wouldn't be an issue- I think the completely ineffective "block all messages sent from email" option is just there to taunt me.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #69 on: August 18, 2008, 07:39:06 PM »
Mosquito bites can go fuck themselves!
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Steve of Bloomington

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« Reply #70 on: August 18, 2008, 07:40:07 PM »
whatever happened to that 'my friends call me Johnny Subway' dude?  I was pretty sure that movie wouldn't have a happy ending, thank you Subway for sparing us the details.

Steve of Bloomington

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #71 on: August 18, 2008, 07:41:24 PM »
before he lost the weight, wasn't jared supposed to be a real creep?  like he lived above a subway restaurant and rented pornos out from his own personal collection?  it seems like I read it here, so theres a good chance its a lie.

There are apartments above the famous Subway in Bloomington, IN, where Jared dropped hundreds of pounds.

Beyond that, I can't confirm or deny.

Julie

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #72 on: August 18, 2008, 07:52:00 PM »
I have to buy a car. We haven't had a car payment for years and I don't really want a car, but I really do need one. So I have to spend thousands of dollars on some machine that's ugly (because eff if I'm going to pay extra [supposing I could afford to pay extra] for something I don't want) and that's only going to cost more money to own. How will I afford make up now?

I hear you Julie, I'm in a similar position.  My old car keeps crapping out and it's all I've got to get me to work and it's ruining my stupid life.  Car culture is insane.

Yeah! I've gone out of my way to live near my job and I can walk everywhere. Why do things have to move and cause trouble?
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Julie

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #73 on: August 18, 2008, 07:54:45 PM »
Raad_Man.

and this is why you were my secret FOTchan crush. 

Man, he was mine too, and now he hates me.  Can't I love Martin, Raad_Man, AND the Romany people?  I'm like a sensual Santa!!



Yikes! Sensual Santa creeped me out years ago and I can't even walk on the same side of the street as a santa clause now.
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Julie

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #74 on: August 18, 2008, 07:56:48 PM »
Mosquito bites can go fuck themselves!

And so can chigger bites and poison ivy! Fuck itchy rashes that come from nature!
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