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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #555 on: April 27, 2009, 08:16:54 PM »
Fuck you, well-off middleclass couple friends on Facebook, whose only status updates consists of how incredibly lucky you are with your lives, how splendid everything is, how amazing that new couch looks in the living room, how the weekend were all about you and your succesful lifestyle.

Sorry about that, Martin.

Also, f you, collaborators, for coming up with a harebrained, unworkable scheme, having no idea how the writing process works, not listening to any of my concerns, not paying me enough for what you're asking for, and insinuating that it's somehow my fault that we haven't reached the insanely unrealistic goal that I told you we  were never going to reach anyway.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #556 on: April 27, 2009, 09:01:31 PM »
Fuck you, work aquaintences who make me feel awkward about not inviting them to my wedding. Is that really fucking necessary??
hold up. invitations have already gone out?  I think mine got lost in the mail.  can you just send me an e-vite?
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erika

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #557 on: April 27, 2009, 09:18:05 PM »
Where do you live, again? North Dakota or something?
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #558 on: April 27, 2009, 09:50:49 PM »
you're probably right.  my covered wagon couldn't make the trip.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #559 on: April 27, 2009, 10:14:09 PM »
I hate it when people write "mmmkay?" as the kicker to some request or opinion. I think they're just thinking "oh hey South Park is funny" without realizing it makes them look like the smarmiest twerps alive.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #560 on: April 28, 2009, 06:30:20 AM »
Fuck you, Bangor Hydro Electric Company, for having overbilled me $11-12/month for almost thirteen years and concluding that you only have to reimburse me for six years' worth of the gouging.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #561 on: April 28, 2009, 02:20:55 PM »
Fuck you, work aquaintences who make me feel awkward about not inviting them to my wedding. Is that really fucking necessary??

You mean I'm NOT invited?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #562 on: April 28, 2009, 04:41:24 PM »
I hate it when people write "mmmkay?" as the kicker to some request or opinion. I think they're just thinking "oh hey South Park is funny" without realizing it makes them look like the smarmiest twerps alive.


Mmmkay?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

dave from knoxville

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #563 on: April 28, 2009, 05:12:06 PM »
I hate it when people write "mmmkay?" as the kicker to some request or opinion. I think they're just thinking "oh hey South Park is funny" without realizing it makes them look like the smarmiest twerps alive.


Mmmkay?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl RIGHTY then

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #564 on: April 28, 2009, 05:52:39 PM »
Fuck you, work aquaintences who make me feel awkward about not inviting them to my wedding. Is that really fucking necessary??

You mean I'm NOT invited?

No. But you'll be there. IN OUR HEARTS.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #565 on: April 28, 2009, 09:51:05 PM »
I'll be there in person, invited or not.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #566 on: April 29, 2009, 11:08:09 PM »
I cut Facebook friends like that out of my friends list like cancer, yo.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #567 on: April 30, 2009, 12:20:37 AM »
Joy Division. I'd rather get my wisdom teeth pulled with rusty dental equipment than be forced to listen to another of their songs.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #568 on: April 30, 2009, 01:24:35 AM »
No offense, but reading this thread has made me hate nearly everyone in it. Including myself.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #569 on: April 30, 2009, 02:12:02 AM »
kill yourself
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time