Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[Steve of Bloomington]

Dick Morris? There's a guy devoid of any redeeming value.

And answering machine jokes? I can't wait to hear that guy's FAX material.

[Mark in Helsinki]

Dick Morris? There's a guy devoid of any redeeming value.

And answering machine jokes? I can't wait to hear that guy's FAX material.

"What's up with people who haven't gotten touch tone for their home phones. Do they LIKE watching the dial go around? How do they call their pagers?"

"And fax machines! They're so SQUEAKY! What's with all that racket?!"

[yesno]

I hate Conair brand combs. They're like combing your hair with a plastic fork.  And yet they're the only brand stocked at any of the shops I frequent.  Ace, where are you?

[Steve of Bloomington]

Are we still goofing on the comedians, or is this comb thing for real?

[Sarah]

Take a trip to Leominster, Mass.  I believe it's the plastic comb capital of the world.

[yesno]

I'm serious about hating Conair brand combs.  I've been nursing this grudge for six months, when I started growing my hair longer and was in the market.  I should have just visited Leominster and been done with it.

[Steve of Bloomington]

...and what's up with 'Barbicide'? You'd think the last place they'd have something that kills barbers is the barber shop.

[andrew in philadelphia]

that stuff always weirded me out when my dad used to take me to his old-timey barber. it was as odd as the magazine rack that featured highlights, time, entertainment weekly and playboy all on the same shelf.

[cutout]

Inside the Facebook offices there is a "Go Big or Go Home" banner. Because of course there is.

[Sarah]

I hope your future Secret Santa remembers this thread come Christmas, yesno.

[waltkellysghost]

I hate it when people pressure wash refrigerators while their city is trying to conserve water.

[Steve of Bloomington]

There's nothing worse than a dirty refridgerator, though.

[DoodleJump!]

I hate when my toe hurts.

[Steve of Bloomington]

I love the whole world.

[Mark in Helsinki]

http://www.facebook.com/georgewbush