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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #105 on: August 19, 2008, 06:04:46 PM »
Jokes/references:

-"jazz hands"

-"internets" & "interweb"

-"bitches", ala Dave Chappelle ala Rick James

-"good times, good times"

-pirates
-ninjas
-the animosity betwixt said parties
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #106 on: August 19, 2008, 06:13:15 PM »
Plus robots, and most especially doing The Robot.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #107 on: August 19, 2008, 06:29:22 PM »
Cutout is hitting home runs in this thread. "Jazz hands" and "interwebs"... UGH!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #108 on: August 19, 2008, 07:03:43 PM »
Jokes/references:

-"jazz hands"

-"internets" & "interweb"

-"bitches", ala Dave Chappelle ala Rick James

-"good times, good times"

"pimp my ______", and all other hipster usages of the word "pimp".
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #109 on: August 19, 2008, 08:03:30 PM »
Jokes/references:

-"jazz hands"

-"internets" & "interweb"

-"bitches", ala Dave Chappelle ala Rick James

-"good times, good times"

"pimp my ______", and all other hipster usages of the word "pimp".

wait

Xzibit is a hipster??
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #110 on: August 19, 2008, 08:27:22 PM »
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"pimp my ______", and all other hipster usages of the word "pimp".

Yes. Afro wigs, pimps n' hos parties, Blaxploitation-inspired stuff, 1970s imagery in general. Bleh.

Or when white people do Snoop Dogg-speak ("izzle dizzle shizzle") or J-Lo names ("D-Ho, T-Mo") or raise-the-roof gestures in nerdy detached "I'm down but I'm also a dork" manner.

Or just mentioning the word "Kwanzaa" and expecting laughs.

Or pointing out that Dick Clark never ages and expecting laughs.

Or noting that MTV doesn't even play videos anymore.


I'll stop.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #111 on: August 19, 2008, 08:32:59 PM »
Dick Clark sure as hell does age.  Those jokes worked in the 80's maybe.

I hate the search results for 'family guy impressions' on youTube.  That was on the Scharpling/Wurster blog and I had to verify the hatefulness.  That is the lame Ed Sullivan of the 00s.

Also I hate:

anybody holding a cellphone to their ear in an oncoming car
email

people that cut-n-paste talking points from the left or right without giving it that individualized personal touch

all social networking sites including LinkedIn, yeah sure we're gonna do lunch

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #112 on: August 20, 2008, 06:05:06 PM »
"Man up."  Enough already.

"Shit the bed."  (Sorry, Bobo.)
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #113 on: August 20, 2008, 06:09:06 PM »

Gagneaux

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #114 on: August 20, 2008, 06:14:40 PM »
Jokes/references:

-"jazz hands"

-"internets" & "interweb"

-"bitches", ala Dave Chappelle ala Rick James

-"good times, good times"

-pirates
-ninjas
-the animosity betwixt said parties

also: monkeys... no more, please. Grow the fuck up.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #115 on: August 20, 2008, 06:22:37 PM »
also: monkeys... no more, please. Grow the fuck up.

No, I refuse. Gorillas, too.

Go to the Bronx Zoo and see the Congo exhibit. It is amazing.
http://www.congogorillaforest.com/congoresidents

I have enthusiasm for few things, but primates are among them and will always be. And the word orangutan is funny, no matter how you pronounce it.   

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #116 on: August 20, 2008, 06:24:42 PM »
the movie i can take or leave, but the title: RockNRolla


...i'll leave.

Phantom Hugger

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #117 on: August 20, 2008, 06:27:56 PM »
People who are scared of clowns and need to remind you when anything resembling clown culture is mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/v/dHKotCnjYow&hl=en&fs=1
 






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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #118 on: August 20, 2008, 06:29:17 PM »
People who are scared of clowns and need to remind you when anything resembling clown culture is mentioned.

Related: "raped my childhood" (sorry if it's been mentioned)

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #119 on: August 20, 2008, 07:34:00 PM »
also: monkeys... no more, please. Grow the fuck up.

No, I refuse. Gorillas, too.

Go to the Bronx Zoo and see the Congo exhibit. It is amazing.
http://www.congogorillaforest.com/congoresidents

I have enthusiasm for few things, but primates are among them and will always be. And the word orangutan is funny, no matter how you pronounce it.   

I'm with you, Senor.  Primates rule.
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