In addition to mosquito bites, I really hate sweet pickles. They're the food of the devil.
I've recently discovered cornichons. That is to say, I've recently discovered that they suck. I was at a sandwich place in San Francisco, and the plate I got had a couple of dainty little cornichons as a garnish. I tried one ... yuck.
The literal translation for
cornichon is "shitty little French pickle".
Also, I just looked up pickles on Wikipedia, and the entry there says that there is a delicacy known as Kool-Aid pickles, or "Koolickles". That is wrong, wrong, wrong. (Come back Disco Fries, all is forgiven).
Furthermore, Wikipedia claims that pickles can be classified as
ambient food. What does Brian Eno have to say about this?