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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #105 on: January 19, 2009, 12:56:17 AM »
"it would be really funny if all the other channels looked like crap now"

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #106 on: January 26, 2009, 05:48:53 PM »
"I'm picturing the whole thing happening in Stalin's inner sanctum, with flourishes of music."
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

erika

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #107 on: January 26, 2009, 06:05:18 PM »
"I love you. You make a good Crunk."
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #108 on: January 27, 2009, 05:34:33 PM »
that's 2 sentences.  pick one to throw out or be disqualified.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #109 on: February 01, 2009, 11:07:06 PM »
But they're made by elves -- elves don't have salmonella!
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #110 on: February 02, 2009, 09:58:03 AM »
fine, i'll close the curtain.

Wes

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #111 on: February 02, 2009, 10:15:47 AM »
Dylan went electric so will.I.am went holographic.
This may be the year I will disappear.

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #112 on: February 02, 2009, 11:14:56 AM »
How are you going to get one hundred sandwiches on your bike?
"Son, there's a thin line between crazed and rabid"


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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #113 on: February 02, 2009, 06:26:12 PM »
I'm going to go home and cry.  Tears of... shame.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #114 on: February 03, 2009, 10:32:44 AM »
more like, hillbilly wedding.

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #115 on: February 03, 2009, 10:59:18 AM »
"yeah its like a beanie baby that loves you back."
i was wearing short pants when you were in curls.

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #116 on: February 03, 2009, 11:59:41 AM »
There are few things more shame-inducing than accidentally spilling a cold beverage on a homeless person.
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Wes

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #117 on: February 03, 2009, 12:17:37 PM »
"I should probably apologize to the friends and family of The Big Bopper for that whole 'Day The Music Dieted' thing."
This may be the year I will disappear.

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #118 on: February 03, 2009, 01:08:44 PM »
"... last pants chower drive."

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #119 on: February 03, 2009, 11:46:32 PM »
"Forget what I said about zapping sausage man."
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.