I know, it's not part of the thread but I had to share -- best part of the weekend might have been the guy behind the counter at a New Jersey turnpike Burger King looking at my Best Show Scarface t-shirt and saying (without catching the joke): "Nice t-shirt, where'd you get it?"
Now, returning to proper context: "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock was landed upon by pasty white religious nuts."