I found Byrne to be a pretty big snooze. White people have it so rough!
But Adam Carolla was an even bigger dipshit over the phone. Black people were late to a Broadway show that started at 7, therefore black people are always late? Never mind that almost every goddamn Broadway play starts at 8, or that when you're a racist everything confirms your prejudices.
Incidentally, a few years back my wife and I went to see an all-black Broadway show with a predominantly black audience, and it started at 7:30. Guess who was a half an hour late. I guess this means that white people are late to black stuff?