I would take you, but pretend that I was just enjoying the show ironically, making sure to only mouth the words when you were looking away.
I think Steely Dan is one of those bands with an almost entirely male fan base. They did some kind of PBS concert once, and they were interviewing all the bearded bald guys in line before the show and one guy had his girlfriend with him, and was sort of proudly showing off that he had his girlfriend with him and she liked Steely Dan. And then the cameraperson asked her what her favorite Steely Dan song was, and she says "I really like Year of the Cat!" and the guy's face falls and he has to get past his complete emotional destruction to say "That's...that's Al Stewart" and you can see him die inside.
This was awesome.