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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 50 other video sites)
« Reply #2115 on: May 03, 2010, 05:05:54 PM »
I can't stop watching this. And telling everybody about it.

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 50 other video sites)
« Reply #2116 on: May 03, 2010, 05:12:06 PM »
Gah! I had to stop when they did the boot w/the piece of meat inside.

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 50 other video sites)
« Reply #2117 on: May 03, 2010, 06:22:09 PM »
Now we know what caused that oil spill. 

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« Reply #2118 on: May 04, 2010, 01:19:15 PM »
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« Reply #2119 on: May 04, 2010, 03:37:49 PM »
I can't stop watching this. And telling everybody about it.

[sword video]

I don't know. I mean, that's cool and all but I wish they would have used real human cadavers so I could really get the feel of what it would be like to take someone's life.

Also, my favorite part is when the one guy cuts through the thing full of blue liquid and then knocks the top part off as if to say, "Get the fuck outta here!"
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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 50 other video sites)
« Reply #2120 on: May 04, 2010, 04:15:46 PM »
My favorite part is probably the meat-filled boot. You know, for when you need to cut someone's foot in half.

Another favorite aspect is of course Mr. Cold Steel himself, the rotund middle-aged guy who keeps changing shirts/ties. Looks straight out of a Tim & Eric bit.

I've now seen a bunch of their other videos - there are a LOT of them - and Mr. Cold Steel appears in all of them. Some are pretty lame, some are decidedly unnerving, such as the promos for their smallest knives, which they say are essential for surviving in the "urban jungle". Ew brother. They even have a sword kane! All the videos feature the same remarkable production values, various cuts of meat, and non-descript instrumental heavy metal.

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« Reply #2121 on: May 04, 2010, 04:33:25 PM »
The main takeaway for me from that video is while it's easy to slice 2 pigs in half or simultaneously decapitate them, a cow's skull will stop the sword.

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« Reply #2122 on: May 04, 2010, 04:34:01 PM »
I can just see Coach McGuirk getting drunk and buying this thing.

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« Reply #2123 on: May 04, 2010, 04:38:05 PM »
also, when they showed the basketball, i had nightmare visions of the sword bouncing back and hitting the guy in the face. much like this famous swordsman

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« Reply #2124 on: May 04, 2010, 04:46:23 PM »
I can't stop watching this. And telling everybody about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQiaurIiDM

And why the dungeon set?  I wish I could have overheard the conversation when they made that call.  What was the disturbing reasoning?

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« Reply #2125 on: May 04, 2010, 05:40:58 PM »
Mr. Cold Steel

All in all, there are worse nicknames to be stuck with.

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« Reply #2126 on: May 04, 2010, 05:55:26 PM »
Mr. Cold Steel

All in all, there are worse nicknames to be stuck with.

Yeah, I'm thinking Mr. Cold Noodle.

My favorite part is when he kills the buckets of Gatorade. You never know when a bucket of Gatorade is going to sneak up on you.
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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 50 other video sites)
« Reply #2127 on: May 04, 2010, 08:15:05 PM »
Mr. Cold Steel

All in all, there are worse nicknames to be stuck with.

Yeah, I'm thinking Mr. Cold Noodle.

My favorite part is when he kills the buckets of Gatorade. You never know when a bucket of Gatorade is going to sneak up on you.

I don't know, if George Allen had owned a Chinese War Sword, he might have lived longer.
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« Reply #2128 on: May 10, 2010, 09:19:20 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dok0rJSo8ug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rc3FoOPT9Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5lB-RoAi4

This guy has a bunch of other pieces of animation on his Youtube channel, and they're all pretty good. He has a game coming out next month too, which looks like it'll be pretty interesting.

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« Reply #2129 on: May 18, 2010, 12:52:08 PM »
Should this man be allowed to order a sword on-line?

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