I think Clay Pigeon could find a home at NPR. His voice is like the Bizarro World version of the typical NPR voice.
Oh my God. Oh, oh. How much do I hate Clay Pigeon's voice? Oh, SO much. Maybe because I grew up in the Midwest and his voice is like somebody took everything I loathed about where I grew up and fed it through a FEEL THE HORROR modulator, but I will NEVER. EVER. listen voluntarily to that. Maybe that's why I don't hate NPR? Except for Car Talk and Garrison Keillor, I do hate them.
Etc. etc. I hate this, I hate that, blah blah.