The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

[cavorting with nudists]

I don't think Zach knows what his own political inclinations entail, beyond bequeathing to all citizens the all-important right to grow weed on their lawns.

[Lawrence Orbach]

Zach can't put two sentences together. In theory it would be amazing, in actuality, a total nightmare.

[nowah]

I love teasing Spike as much as the next guy, but everyone in this thread needs to stop acting like Z*** from M** H***** has ever brought it an eighth as hard as a good Spike call.

[Spike]

I think we should get Zach and Spike on at the same time in a contest to see who runs out of things to say first. The one who loses is banned from the show forever, the one who wins is also banned from the show forever. Hopefully, it won't matter for either of them as they will have probably exhausted everything they will ever say and will have no reason to call in anymore

WON'T HAPPEN, PETS!!!!

[Spike]

I think you quoted the wrong post, Pet.

Also, "John Wesley Shipp 2016" is a reference to his promise to commit suicide on Halloween that year, right?

No pet, he's taking over Barack's job in 2017.

[roman]

Tom doing his Little Steven impression, which was oddly just Vance's voice...

"Can you pass the French dressing?"

[upgrayedd]

Going back to last week's show, I am still cracking up over "Here's your presentation." "BOOM. I'm in heaven," and "Mike, you live that Pogues Christmas song."

[cavorting with nudists]

Actually, for Zach anarchism might be more than a matter of every-man-his-own-weed-farmer. I have a queasy feeling that, on some inchoate level, he believes that when the end of private ownership produces unalienated conditions of labor, every person will self-realize their potential through creative work.  In other words: a million bands as good as Mit Hamine.

[Jason from Huntsville, AL]

I have a queasy feeling that, on some inchoate level, he believes that when the end of private ownership produces unalienated conditions of labor, every person will self-realize their potential through creative work.  In other words: a million bands as good as Mit Hamine.

I think that thought just made me a totalitarian. Thanks.

[fonpr]

I have a queasy feeling that, on some inchoate level, he believes that when the end of private ownership produces unalienated conditions of labor, every person will self-realize their potential through creative work.  In other words: a million bands as good as Mit Hamine.

I think that thought just made me a totalitarian. Thanks.

I thought of Pol Pot.

[Kormod]

I have a queasy feeling that, on some inchoate level, he believes that when the end of private ownership produces unalienated conditions of labor, every person will self-realize their potential through creative work.  In other words: a million bands as good as Mit Hamine.

I think that thought just made me a totalitarian. Thanks.

I thought of Pol Pot.

Trickster.

[Steve of Bloomington]

Actually, for Zach anarchism might be more than a matter of every-man-his-own-weed-farmer. I have a queasy feeling that, on some inchoate level, he believes that when the end of private ownership produces unalienated conditions of labor, every person will self-realize their potential through creative work.  In other words: a million bands as good as Mit Hamine.

What a beautiful world it will be. What a glorious time to be free.

[fonpr]

I have a queasy feeling that, on some inchoate level, he believes that when the end of private ownership produces unalienated conditions of labor, every person will self-realize their potential through creative work.  In other words: a million bands as good as Mit Hamine.

I think that thought just made me a totalitarian. Thanks.

I thought of Pol Pot.

Trickster.

Perhaps.

Still, I wonder what Mit would do to people who are not interested in his agenda.

Know what Imean?

[thom]

The length of the Woolery monologue was necessary for the show's Best Moment: "Two and two."

[kirk]

" Mike circa 2012 "  I just loved that line , as much as Tom makes fun of mike ,he brings out the best of  his funny side !! Long live AP Mike .