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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8971 on: August 05, 2012, 10:31:44 PM »
Mike could be the classy parts of a Carlo Gesualdo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Gesualdo

What a a bio this guy had:

"Carlo Gesualdo, also known as Gesualdo da Venosa (Venosa, 8 March 1566 – Gesualdo, 8 September 1613), Prince of Venosa and Count of Conza, was an Italian nobleman, lutenist, composer, and murderer."
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8972 on: August 06, 2012, 08:42:57 AM »

What a a bio this guy had:

"Carlo Gesualdo, also known as Gesualdo da Venosa (Venosa, 8 March 1566 – Gesualdo, 8 September 1613), Prince of Venosa and Count of Conza, was an Italian nobleman, lutenist, composer, and murderer."

Wasn't that last one just pretty much part of the job description for an Italian nobleman, like writing treatises on sprezzatura?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8973 on: August 06, 2012, 09:13:54 AM »
Mike could be the classy parts of a Carlo Gesualdo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Gesualdo

What a a bio this guy had:

"Carlo Gesualdo, also known as Gesualdo da Venosa (Venosa, 8 March 1566 – Gesualdo, 8 September 1613), Prince of Venosa and Count of Conza, was an Italian nobleman, lutenist, composer, and murderer."

He always mumbled the 'murderer' part unintelligibly when he introduced himself.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8974 on: August 06, 2012, 09:26:34 AM »
Mike could be the classy parts of a Carlo Gesualdo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Gesualdo

What a a bio this guy had:

"Carlo Gesualdo, also known as Gesualdo da Venosa (Venosa, 8 March 1566 – Gesualdo, 8 September 1613), Prince of Venosa and Count of Conza, was an Italian nobleman, lutenist, composer, and murderer."

He always mumbled the 'murderer' part unintelligibly when he introduced himself.

I read* it that way, too.


*For clarification, I mean "red," not "reed."
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8975 on: August 06, 2012, 09:36:57 AM »
Tom actually watched those five Grade-Z yentas on 'THE TALK'. All they talk about on that show are gynecologists, enemas, and constipation.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8976 on: August 06, 2012, 09:38:13 PM »
CHILDREN UNDER AGE 25 SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN NOR HEARD.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8977 on: August 06, 2012, 10:49:33 PM »
& John Wesley Shipp?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8978 on: August 07, 2012, 12:30:16 AM »
Tom actually watched those five Grade-Z yentas on 'THE TALK'. All they talk about on that show are gynecologists, enemas, and constipation.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8979 on: August 07, 2012, 07:00:43 AM »
Spike decides to push back against Tom's claim that he hates women.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8980 on: August 07, 2012, 09:20:03 AM »
Spike decides to push back against Tom's claim that he hates women.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8981 on: August 07, 2012, 12:44:07 PM »
Tom actually watched those five Grade-Z yentas on 'THE TALK'. All they talk about on that show are gynecologists, enemas, and constipation.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

CBS replaced the high-quality drama 'AS THE WORLD TURNS' with these five yentas discussing their bodily functions. I do NOT want to hear about gynecologists at 2 in the afternoon.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8982 on: August 07, 2012, 01:06:39 PM »
Why not?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8983 on: August 07, 2012, 01:40:25 PM »
Is it time to talk about gynecology yet?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #8984 on: August 07, 2012, 01:47:30 PM »
Tom actually watched those five Grade-Z yentas on 'THE TALK'. All they talk about on that show are gynecologists, enemas, and constipation.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


CBS replaced the high-quality drama 'AS THE WORLD TURNS' with these five yentas discussing their bodily functions. I do NOT want to hear about gynecologists at 2 in the afternoon.

Why don't you want to be at work at 2 in the afternoon? Sheesh, government workers.