The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

[AllSussedOut]

HI, I'M DENNIS!!!

[Mr. Spacely]

Catching up...

JW's Flesh call was really good.  As was Tom's very subtle turn at the end.

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"I don't like what that was, and I don't want more of it."

Man, Zappa really is the worst.

[Sashamak]

"I can't get enough some days!"

"I'm Dennis", if the world did end, would be the greatest thing we would ever produce.

I've had a horrible week and my holidays aren't looking so great, but this Best Show made me feel so much better.

[BadGuyZero]

"He hates trees."

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Stroszek Unchained cracked me up.

Incredible show last night.  Even than dink from MA couldn't ruin it.

[Sashamak]

Robot Blood.


Why are more horrible humans calling into the show now?

[gravy boat]

Why are more horrible humans calling into the show now?

And slagging Guy Picciotto no less! Creeps. 

[MarkS]

"Peyton Manning looks like one of those guys running an open barn produce stand in South Jersey."

[Crusherkc]

Worst: the calls from my home Commonwealth of Massachusetts- sorry about them, folks.

Best: Paydirt is really becoming my favorite regular caller and their talk of shitty 90s whine-rock bands "Tarkington 44" (I think Booth 44 is more plausible, meself): "all the...small things..." and "some-bo-dy..."

If GG Allin occupied Elvis' place in history we'd have a different Gorch and a different Conrad Birdie. 

[BadGuyZero]

Stomach pancakes.

[dutch]

Tom was A+

"She's gotta be somebody's only light"


"[he] multitasks, playing basketball and making obscene phone calls at the same time"

Dinklage Unchained


Caller: "Let's love each other maaan"
Tom: "Drop Dead"

[Thewabel]

Grass Taxes...

Pot,
Hash,
Qualouds,
Black Ice,
Yellow Onyx,
White Skunk Juice,
Mink Julips
Golden Mittens,
Otter Droppings,
Robot Blood,
Wet Bigfoot
Medieval Canoe Explosion,

[Eric Fishlegs]

Was Tom pulling Sarah from Chicago's leg when he said flushing the public restroom toilet with your foot was commonplace? I'm familiar with the practice, but I just assumed the people who did it were weirdos and germaphobes.

If you ask me these are the people who get hit hard by the flu. Those of us who flush willy nilly get a little more exposure to germs so we're better equipped to deal.

[cavorting with nudists]

"Pompadou."

I don't know why but I've been saying that to myself and cracking up for a couple of days now.