Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I own one of his teeth if you want to buy it from me and hit it with a hammer.

[Sarah]

According to television and the movies, that tooth could be used for some powerful magic.  I think you might be able to become his puppet master if you cast the right spell.  Imagine what you could do then!

[Pidgeon]

Something online-related I can't stand are these people who are always concerned with ethnicity and genetics, in kind of a creepy way. For instance, I was watching a clip of Jeremy Piven on youtube and I see someone in the comments mention that he's Jewish because he's got that "Khazar blood in his veins." This goes for the kind of people who use words like "mongoloid" and "caucasoid" on a regular basis.

[JonFromMaplewood]

I do not like when people say that the English language is "going to hell."  In my opinion, it is tantamount to saying that the United States is going to hell because of all of the immigrants.

Strunk and White and their arbitrary prescriptivism can eat my dangling modifier.

[cutout]

"Team ________"

Can't take it anymore. Especially after Scott Baio recently added the hashtag #teamreagan to some political bullshit he was saying on Twitter.

[Steve of Bloomington]

'now that's what I'm talkin' about!'

[Denim Gremlin]

Something online-related I can't stand are these people who are always concerned with ethnicity and genetics, in kind of a creepy way. For instance, I was watching a clip of Jeremy Piven on youtube and I see someone in the comments mention that he's Jewish because he's got that "Khazar blood in his veins." This goes for the kind of people who use words like "mongoloid" and "caucasoid" on a regular basis.

i agree,

also has anyone else noticed on some of those crime scene shows, csi, bones etc. occasionally they'll pull out negroid and caucasoid and stuff like that when talking their fake science jargon. really? have those words had any scientific relevance in like 200 years? it's so bizarre.

[Pidgeon]

I've heard phrases like "ethnic stock" being used very liberally lately too, which just sounds so crude.

It's really dehumanizing.

[cutout]

My-life-is-so-cozy Facebook updates:

"Snowy day outside. NPR on the radio. Blueberry pie cooling on the stove. Baby cuddling puppy on the couch. Perfect little day".

[Denim Gremlin]

My-life-is-so-cozy Facebook updates:

"Snowy day outside. NPR on the radio. Blueberry pie cooling on the stove. Baby cuddling puppy on the couch. Perfect little day".

also the opposite. doom and gloom my life sucks facebook updates.

i get it, you're sad! shut up!

[Smelodies]

My-life-is-so-cozy Facebook updates:

"Snowy day outside. NPR on the radio. Blueberry pie cooling on the stove. Baby cuddling puppy on the couch. Perfect little day".

 

[Mark in Helsinki]

"How (cool) is that!?"

[Pidgeon]

This thread makes me terrified of meeting any of you in person.

[Mark in Helsinki]

This thread makes me terrified of meeting any of you in person.

Agreed, myself included. I don't want to meet myself.

I've often wondered why I contribute more to this thread than any other on here.

[davidgoeschatting]

This thread makes me terrified of meeting any of you in person.

I hate people who say that. (Is that OK as a joke?)