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mokin

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2008, 08:01:24 PM »
Subway has tried to lose Jared in the past, but every time they would try ad campaigns without Jared, their sales would drop. So now they're resigned to having Jared forever.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2008, 08:04:04 PM »
before he lost the weight, wasn't jared supposed to be a real creep?  like he lived above a subway restaurant and rented pornos out from his own personal collection?  it seems like I read it here, so theres a good chance its a lie.

There are apartments above the famous Subway in Bloomington, IN, where Jared dropped hundreds of pounds.

Beyond that, I can't confirm or deny.

I thought Jared had to walk really far to get to Subway. Are you saying he just had to walk down the stairs? That's lame. I mean, besides not being comfortable with his super fatness, which is an attitude I can not endorse at all. I hate stupid Jared and his skinnier than thou attitude.
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mokin

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2008, 08:16:53 PM »
What I hate about Jared is his stupid fake smile. The South Park episode with him really nailed the creepy smile.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2008, 08:22:22 PM »

Mosquito bites can go fuck themselves!

The problem with that suggestion is that you might ultimately end up with even more mosquito bites ...
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2008, 03:52:15 AM »
before he lost the weight, wasn't jared supposed to be a real creep?  like he lived above a subway restaurant and rented pornos out from his own personal collection?  it seems like I read it here, so theres a good chance its a lie.

The arrival of Jared on the American landscape was the inspiration for 1999's smashout hit American Beauty

It's true.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #80 on: August 19, 2008, 07:37:33 AM »
before he lost the weight, wasn't jared supposed to be a real creep?  like he lived above a subway restaurant and rented pornos out from his own personal collection?  it seems like I read it here, so theres a good chance its a lie.

The arrival of Jared on the American landscape was the inspiration for 1999's smashout hit American Beauty

It's true.


??? Can you explain this ???

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #81 on: August 19, 2008, 07:39:13 AM »
Maybe it was a Subway's bag?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #82 on: August 19, 2008, 07:40:54 AM »
I gotta admit, Jared > Kevin Spacey. 

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #83 on: August 19, 2008, 07:43:35 AM »
KS did a good job as Mel Profit, though.  I bet Jared wouldn't have done so well.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #84 on: August 19, 2008, 07:49:29 AM »
Jared, at his morbidly obese, porn-renting low point, would've made a pretty special Keyser Soze.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #85 on: August 19, 2008, 07:54:49 AM »
KS did a good job as Mel Profit, though.  I bet Jared wouldn't have done so well.

Yeah, but he probably would have made a better K-PAX. 

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #86 on: August 19, 2008, 08:19:55 AM »
I gotta admit, Jared > Kevin Spacey. 

One of my friends worked as a PA on 'Recount' and told some great "getting hit on by Spacey" stories.

...and showed us the texts he got from Lester Burnham.

Good times.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #87 on: August 19, 2008, 09:46:40 AM »

Mosquito bites can go fuck themselves!

The problem with that suggestion is that you might ultimately end up with even more mosquito bites ...

Noted. Good point, sir.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #88 on: August 19, 2008, 09:47:25 AM »
One of my friends worked as a PA on 'Recount' scuba instructor in Hawaii and told some great "getting hit on by Spacey" stories

Hey, my friend too! I guess Spacey just has a thing for people on staff?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #89 on: August 19, 2008, 10:49:15 AM »
I gotta admit, Jared > Kevin Spacey. 

Jared from Subway turned into Kevin Spacey???
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