PS-Couldn't get past the fifteen minute mark of Paul Blart. Thing is, I would have found it funny if KJ had played it straight like Seth Rogan in O&E rather than mugging it up.
By the way, I experienced
Paul Blart: Mall Cop in real life this weekend. I went to the Short Hills Mall and asked the security guard if there was a book store. He said that it was gone as was the CD store. We got into a conversation about collecting vinyl (he was a big collector and paid $4000 on the tone arm of his turntable alone). Anyway, a guy walked by with his daughters. The daughters were wearing heelies and rolling on them. The security guard said "Excuse me sir but they can't be rolling on..." The dad totally interrupted him and said "Yeah okay," continued on like the guard had said nothing, and the daughters kept rolling with no comment from the dad.
The security guard, obviously flustered, just said "I'll get 'em on the way back."