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Steve of Bloomington

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #225 on: July 14, 2009, 10:09:12 PM »
Yeah, no matter how big of a dick Miles Davis was, nobody should have to open for Steve Miller.

Anyhow Miles Davis did say some nice stuff about Prince.

To be fair to Steve Miller, it should be noted that Miles pretty much hated everyone. Hell, when he performed live, often times he would do so with his back turned to the audience. Clearly, he held some serious grudges.

Miles Davis is better than Steve Miller. I've heard he was a big dick but I don't have to hang out with the dude.


No argument there. Miles is my favorite musician. All I was saying is that he was, by most accounts, a tool.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #226 on: July 14, 2009, 10:39:48 PM »
Yeah, no matter how big of a dick Miles Davis was, nobody should have to open for Steve Miller.

Anyhow Miles Davis did say some nice stuff about Prince.

To be fair to Steve Miller, it should be noted that Miles pretty much hated everyone. Hell, when he performed live, often times he would do so with his back turned to the audience. Clearly, he held some serious grudges.

Miles Davis is better than Steve Miller. I've heard he was a big dick but I don't have to hang out with the dude.


No argument there. Miles is my favorite musician. All I was saying is that he was, by most accounts, a tool.

I would take it a step further and say no one should even have to listen to Steve Miller.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #227 on: July 14, 2009, 10:41:35 PM »
I would take it a step further and say no one should even have to listen to Steve Miller.

I second this notion. One of my most hated "artists", author of some of the dumbest lyrics ever penned.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #228 on: July 14, 2009, 10:50:36 PM »
IMO, any song by Joy Division would qualify as one of the worst songs ever. Ian Curtis was a terrible lyricist and their music is extremely dull. I absolutely loathe that band.

I don't care for Steve Miller, but I'd much rather listen to "Jet Airliner" or "Abracadabra" than "Love Will Tear Us Apart."
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #229 on: July 14, 2009, 11:20:21 PM »
Great work TRG, beating up on a guy who "passed on."
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #230 on: July 14, 2009, 11:42:23 PM »
Great work TRG, beating up on a guy who "passed on."

I've got an axe to grind.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #231 on: July 14, 2009, 11:45:17 PM »
IMO, any song by Joy Division would qualify as one of the worst songs ever. Ian Curtis was a terrible lyricist and their music is extremely dull. I absolutely loathe that band.

I don't care for Steve Miller, but I'd much rather listen to "Jet Airliner" or "Abracadabra" than "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

Restraining myself from having this discussion "go south."
Let's all palate cleanse with some nice Christian Crabcore:
Whoops!  Never mind - I missed page 14 somehow...

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #232 on: July 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM »
I would take it a step further and say no one should even have to listen to Steve Miller.

I second this notion. One of my most hated "artists", author of some of the dumbest lyrics ever penned.

Adam Carolla did a rant about how ridiculous his lyrics are, it was actually pretty funny.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #233 on: July 15, 2009, 09:23:10 AM »
IMO, any song by Joy Division would qualify as one of the worst songs ever. Ian Curtis was a terrible lyricist and their music is extremely dull. I absolutely loathe that band.

I don't care for Steve Miller, but I'd much rather listen to "Jet Airliner" or "Abracadabra" than "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

Restraining myself from having this discussion "go south."
Let's all palate cleanse with some nice Christian Crabcore:
Whoops!  Never mind - I missed page 14 somehow...





TL, were you about to rush to the defense of Steve Miller or Ian Curtis?  Because the answer to that question is frankly fascinating to me, more so because I can't guess the answer.


You will, I hope, note that the forum hasn't gone after Sizzla or Buju Banton.  Respect.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #234 on: July 15, 2009, 10:10:31 AM »
IMO, any song by Joy Division would qualify as one of the worst songs ever. Ian Curtis was a terrible lyricist and their music is extremely dull. I absolutely loathe that band.

I don't care for Steve Miller, but I'd much rather listen to "Jet Airliner" or "Abracadabra" than "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

Restraining myself from having this discussion "go south."
Let's all palate cleanse with some nice Christian Crabcore:
Whoops!  Never mind - I missed page 14 somehow...





TL, were you about to rush to the defense of Steve Miller or Ian Curtis?  Because the answer to that question is frankly fascinating to me, more so because I can't guess the answer.


You will, I hope, note that the forum hasn't gone after Sizzla or Buju Banton.  Respect.

Respect indeed!  But here I go, about to break that streak - I have to admit I find it much harder to justify supporting so many of these Dancehall guys through their sometimes blatant and violent homophobia again.  It was something that I just chose not to deal with for so long because, for example, "Inna Heights" was SUCH an amazing record, and evinced what seemed to be a rather compassionate soul in Buju Banton, in contrast to a lot of his previous work, like "Boom, Bye-bye" that just showed the mind of another violent gangster waxing tough, and I always want to believe that people can grow and change (because then there's hope for myself, you know?).  But then it started to bug me too much.  Hell - I went through a DECADE of not listening to the Bad Brains before making a still somewhat shameful deal with myself to not deny the genius that WAS my favorite band of all time because the singer went off the rails into nut-job Rasta religious and/or political fundamentalism (and, a few years after writing the offending song, also went through an extremely queeny phase, living as a "kept man" for some rich dude in LA, then became "just a nut-job").  It's a familiar story, I guess - Wagner, the first couple of Skrewdriver records, a lot of Black Metal, a lot of Rap, etc.  How do you accept a body of work that has these offending bumps in the road (or in the case of Skrewdriver, of course, takes a complete left turn into offense so cartoony that it would almost be laughable if there wasn't a direct correlation between their music and the actual injury and death of human beings)?  And for that matter, am I revealing a bleeding heart or a selfish skill at avoidance in even suggesting that there's a question?
And on top of THAT, why did I stay up twittering about CrabCore so late last night?  It's put me in a mood to question everything.
But NOT my love for Ian Curtis, to answer your other question.  I honestly can't even address the idea that he was a "terrible lyricist" and that their "music was dull" with getting hot under the collar.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #235 on: July 15, 2009, 10:14:58 AM »
But NOT my love for Ian Curtis, to answer your other question.  I honestly can't even address the idea that he was a "terrible lyricist" and that their "music was dull" with getting hot under the collar.

thats the part i was waiting for...to which i agree.  for anyone to say they would rather listen to steve miller than joy division is nuts. 

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #236 on: July 15, 2009, 10:33:03 AM »
But NOT my love for Ian Curtis, to answer your other question.  I honestly can't even address the idea that he was a "terrible lyricist" and that their "music was dull" with getting hot under the collar.

thats the part i was waiting for...to which i agree.  for anyone to say they would rather listen to steve miller than joy division is nuts. 

The remark about Ian Curtis was out of line. But their music bores the hell out of me. I've never understood their appeal. I don't think they were doing anything that hadn't been done before. Bands from Germany like Neu! and Cluster had been making the same kind of music for nearly a decade. The only difference was Martin Hannett's production and Ian's morose lyrics. Someone can convince me otherwise.

I apologize for offending you TL.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #237 on: July 15, 2009, 12:52:22 PM »
Yeah! Crabcore RULEZ!




I don't really have anything to add, I just can't stop laughing at this. It is the dumbest/awesomest thing I've seen in forever.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #238 on: July 15, 2009, 03:13:09 PM »
Yeah! Crabcore RULEZ!




I don't really have anything to add, I just can't stop laughing at this. It is the dumbest/awesomest thing I've seen in forever.

This video is even better (I usually hate videos like this, but this one gets pretty unreal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHqVtdhkhAQ

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #239 on: July 15, 2009, 10:44:28 PM »
I like Miles fine, even the longform fusion stuff Tom hates so much, but he's no Thelonius.