When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead

[Christina]

[Sarah]

You'd have thought the double-down would have done it.

[fish]

It's not clear if "hand tossed style crust" refers to the pizza or the cookies, or both...

[Alex_from_the_woods]

Everybody loves pizza. Everybody loves cookies. Why beat around the bush? We all have too many things to do to waste time with unneccessary, out-moded eating processes. Get it all in there, chew and be done with it.

[buffcoat]

Oh, God, it's real!

[fish]

What part of a chicken is THIS??

[Wes]

Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

[yesno]

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

This is especially odd because these are clearly manufactured products, produced according to exacting tolerances.  If they were wings instead of wyngz, you could understand some variation on account of natural differences in weight. 

[Steve of Bloomington]

At least they are being more honest than bw3, who call them 'boneless wings' when there is no such thing (yet).

[fonpr]

http://www.bundlings.com/rich/boneless.jpg

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Relax, everyone.  They're chicken wings, just heavy metal style.

[Sarah]

If that's so, where are the umlauts?

[AaronC]

Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

I'm actually focusing on the "Three Meat Pizza."  I only see pepperoni and sausage.  Where's the third meat!

[confound]

For several moments, I really thought we talking about some sort of pizza-cookie hybrid.

Who will be the first to make a giant chocolate chip cookie with pizza toppings? Will the crust be stuffed with cheese or icing?

[fish]

Somehow wyngz makes more sense than cookies.