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Christina

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 07:45:49 AM »
You'd have thought the double-down would have done it.

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 05:51:16 PM »
It's not clear if "hand tossed style crust" refers to the pizza or the cookies, or both...

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 07:39:34 PM »
Everybody loves pizza. Everybody loves cookies. Why beat around the bush? We all have too many things to do to waste time with unneccessary, out-moded eating processes. Get it all in there, chew and be done with it.
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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 11:46:40 PM »
Oh, God, it's real!
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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 12:09:02 AM »


What part of a chicken is THIS??

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 10:23:00 AM »
Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.
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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 11:34:20 AM »
But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

This is especially odd because these are clearly manufactured products, produced according to exacting tolerances.  If they were wings instead of wyngz, you could understand some variation on account of natural differences in weight. 

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 12:05:05 PM »
At least they are being more honest than bw3, who call them 'boneless wings' when there is no such thing (yet).

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2011, 01:23:57 PM »
Relax, everyone.  They're chicken wings, just heavy metal style.
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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 01:26:31 PM »
If that's so, where are the umlauts?

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 01:46:29 PM »
Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

I'm actually focusing on the "Three Meat Pizza."  I only see pepperoni and sausage.  Where's the third meat!

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 02:00:11 PM »
For several moments, I really thought we talking about some sort of pizza-cookie hybrid.

Who will be the first to make a giant chocolate chip cookie with pizza toppings? Will the crust be stuffed with cheese or icing?

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Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 02:46:00 PM »
Somehow wyngz makes more sense than cookies.