"electric chairs going 30 miles an hour!? what is this, Grandmothers of Anarchy?"
The guy who was losing his s-hit that the subway he got off of smelled like a subway restaurant, and toms less then enthusiastic response. the caller was so pleased with his amazing(ly pointless) story, he thought he had a delicious chocolate pie when he really had a hunk of cheap dollar store fudge, and that always cracks me up (nothing personal, we all do it).
also in another case of unbridled enthusiasm for something silly, Tom losing his s-hit over Zork was pretty hilarious. Also, Vance, but that goes without saying. Great show!