I speak for at least one other FOT when I say the best caller of the year was the guy in Newark, CA who kept describing very common Mexican restaurant dishes to Tom in great detail.
"No, you see, a quesadilla is when..."
I speak for at least one other FOT when I say the best caller of the year was the guy in Newark, CA who kept describing very common Mexican restaurant dishes to Tom in great detail.
"No, you see, a quesadilla is when..."
Worst Caller: Andy from England (first attempt)
Worst Caller: Andy from England (first attempt)
I was just gonna nominate him for Most Delusional Caller.
Best call nominee: Brian from Brooklyn (I hope that's the correct name) with the story about the guy trying to steal the Jet magazine photos from the library.
Best call nominee: Brian from Brooklyn (I hope that's the correct name) with the story about the guy trying to steal the Jet magazine photos from the library.
I agree. I think this might also qualify as a rookie of the year contender.
Is there a "Best Julie Moment" category?
I'd suggest "Did you lie in the empty swimming pool to see what it'll be like when you die... or is that weird?" when Tom's telling his fantasy basketball in L.A. story.
I speak for at least one other FOT when I say the best caller of the year was the guy in Newark, CA who kept describing very common Mexican restaurant dishes to Tom in great detail.
"No, you see, a quesadilla is when..."
Best call nominee: Brian from Brooklyn (I hope that's the correct name) with the story about the guy trying to steal the Jet magazine photos from the library.
I agree. I think this might also qualify as a rookie of the year contender.
That was Mike from Brooklyn; I think he's been calling a few years now?
best guest? duh! ANDREW WK!!!!!!
I don't know that it really fits into any of the categories mentioned so far, but Larry & Laurie's radio date deserves some sort of recognition or reward.
Best Caller: Fredericks of New Port Richey [Nobody is even close. This was the Year of Fredericks. Give the man his due!]
I think Spike's fake reading of "Weirdos Exposed" makes him a shoo-in for Most Delusional Caller.
Fredericks, is that a picture of yourself that you're using for your avatar? Or someone I ought to recognize, but don't? (And if it's you: no shirt, huh? I like that choice.)
Best call nominee: Brian from Brooklyn (I hope that's the correct name) with the story about the guy trying to steal the Jet magazine photos from the library.
Pretty sure Fredericks started calling in late '08 so not rookie status.
Worst Caller - Doc Hammer
Saddest Caller - Julie from Cincinnati
Most Delusional Caller - (Could it be anyone but) Spike
Best Caller - Fredericks
Best Call - Caleb playing Explosion
Rookie of the Year -Andy from Bath for coming back from a flame out.
Best Heave-Ho - Mr. Jen Kirkman
Best Guest - Paul F. Tompkins for the gathering of the Juggalo episode.
Worst Caller - Doc Hammer
Saddest Caller - Julie from Cincinnati
Most Delusional Caller - (Could it be anyone but) Spike
Best Caller - Fredericks
Best Call - Caleb playing Explosion
Rookie of the Year -Andy from Bath for coming back from a flame out.
Best Heave-Ho - Mr. Jen Kirkman
Best Guest - Paul F. Tompkins for the gathering of the Juggalo episode.
I like this list, minus Andy from Baaff. Yes, he sort of came back with the American accent, but then he crashed again last week, remember?
Worst Caller - Doc Hammer
Saddest Caller - Julie from Cincinnati
Most Delusional Caller - (Could it be anyone but) Spike
Best Caller - Fredericks
Best Call - Caleb playing Explosion
Rookie of the Year -Andy from Bath for coming back from a flame out.
Best Heave-Ho - Mr. Jen Kirkman
Best Guest - Paul F. Tompkins for the gathering of the Juggalo episode.
I like this list, minus Andy from Baaff. Yes, he sort of came back with the American accent, but then he crashed again last week, remember?
I believe the PFT/Tom Juggalo thing to be more of a segment rather than a PFT-as-best-guest type of thing, but then again what do I know. I recapped like 10 shows in 2009.
I believe the PFT/Tom Juggalo thing to be more of a segment rather than a PFT-as-best-guest type of thing, but then again what do I know. I recapped like 10 shows in 2009.
Oooh, yeah, and then the other time PFT was on earlier in the year and they called Hodgman. That was a guest, a call, and a segment!
I have twalked to Mike from Brooklyn, and he did make calls in 2008, thereby blowing his chances at ROTY. I still nominate his ticket story for call of the year.
Caller of the Year: Fredericks from NPR
Rookie of the Year: Auntie Christina or Pastor Josh
Caller of the Year: Fredericks from NPR
Rookie of the Year: Auntie Christina or Pastor Josh
Aw, jeez. Hand to god, I'm not dissembling, but I really would be shocked to make the cut. I've called no more than maybe 5 or 6 times and they've all been sorta prosaic.
Caller of the Year: Fredericks from NPR
Rookie of the Year: Auntie Christina or Pastor Josh
Aw, jeez. Hand to god, I'm not dissembling, but I really would be shocked to make the cut. I've called no more than maybe 5 or 6 times and they've all been sorta prosaic.
i beg to differ, AC. What about the time you dropped game on Sean/Shane at the same time?
Rookie of the Year: Auntie Christina or Pastor Josh
Rookie of the Year: Auntie Christina or Pastor Josh
Oh, doy.
I thought "doy" was a funny way of saying "duh."
Yeah, I think so, but I thought maybe "doy" was the new "der."
Hugman?
I thought "doy" was a funny way of saying "duh."
Isn't that "der"?
Saddest Caller - It's actually not Spike! It's Chuck in the Truck!
Best Heave-Ho: the young woman who called about getting a Smashing Pumpkins tattoo and then later called Tom a "shadow of a man" for not being into guns.
OR!
Best Heave-Ho: the guy who called up to talk to PFT about Twitter and said, "Tom, I know you're not into the Twitter thing" and then when he was set straight about Tom's twitter usage and PFT suggested he follow him he said, "I'll think about it." Tom's response was amaziing.
Julie recently said something so perfect, something so equally sad and sublime, it keeps popping into my head:
I'm worse in person.
I think this deserves something.
Smashing Pumpkins Tattoo Girl/Ally: 10/8/09 2:23:37
I know this because I called right after her.
Best Newlywed Supercaller - Erika
I thought "doy" was a funny way of saying "duh."
Julie recently said something so perfect, something so equally sad and sublime, it keeps popping into my head:
I'm worse in person.
I think this deserves something.
Forgive me if I'm out of line, but I thought a category for the FOT who contributed the most to the community but not necessarily to the show might be in order. (FOT of the Year?) If so, I open the nominations with Auntie Christina, who coordinated the Secret Santa for 2009. I know there were others who contributed editing skills, artistic genius, and various other talents, so it seems like a good idea to honor them.
Best Caller: Fredericks
Rookie of the Year: Wally Wackyman
Guest of the Year: Aimee Mann is a no brainer. She's been really funny every time she's on, always interesting. She should win solely for contributing that amazing cover of Too Many People.
Saddest Caller: Spike. I know it's easy, but MAN, his calls really got depressing this year.
...after that it gets fuzzy.
Worst Call of the Year might well be Spike's call when Martin Short was on.
Saddest Call: Spike admitting that Weirdos Exposed wasn't real "for the sake of argument". I mean that as truly sad, not just pathetic. My heart broke a little bit.
Best Guest: Have to agree with PFT for the Juggalo conversation.
Caller of the Year: Andy from Bath. If not quality, at least in quantity. His improvement was remarkable.
Best Caller: Fredericks
Rookie of the Year: Wally Wackyman
Guest of the Year: Aimee Mann is a no brainer. She's been really funny every time she's on, always interesting. She should win solely for contributing that amazing cover of Too Many People.
Saddest Caller: Spike. I know it's easy, but MAN, his calls really got depressing this year.
...after that it gets fuzzy.
Best Caller: Fredericks
Rookie of the Year: Wally Wackyman
Guest of the Year: Aimee Mann is a no brainer. She's been really funny every time she's on, always interesting. She should win solely for contributing that amazing cover of Too Many People.
Saddest Caller: Spike. I know it's easy, but MAN, his calls really got depressing this year.
...after that it gets fuzzy.
Saddest CAller? Wrong nomination.
Saddest Call: Spike admitting that Weirdos Exposed wasn't real "for the sake of argument". I mean that as truly sad, not just pathetic. My heart broke a little bit.
Best Guest: Have to agree with PFT for the Juggalo conversation.
Caller of the Year: Andy from Bath. If not quality, at least in quantity. His improvement was remarkable.
WRONG !!!!!
Best Heave-Ho: The banning of Spike. Does this count? I don't know if he was technically heave-ho'd on that call, but it was satisfying and deserves mention nonetheless.
Best Caller: Fredericks
Rookie of the Year: Wally Wackyman
Guest of the Year: Aimee Mann is a no brainer. She's been really funny every time she's on, always interesting. She should win solely for contributing that amazing cover of Too Many People.
Saddest Caller: Spike. I know it's easy, but MAN, his calls really got depressing this year.
...after that it gets fuzzy.
Saddest CAller? Wrong nomination.
I find your Obama avatar a perfect choice, Spiker. He really disappointed me too.
Sad, sad, sad: perfect nomination.
Also most delusional poster, as well
Also most delusional poster, as well
You stole my joke, Davy.
But he is correct I cannot compete with him (for most delusional caller).
But I really do appreciate him spelling my name correctly (3xs).
Also most delusional poster, as well
You stole my joke, Davy.
But he is correct I cannot compete with him (for most delusional caller).
But I really do appreciate him spelling my name correctly (3xs).
Sorry Fredericks (formally Fredricks in my posts).
-Best Call nominee: Chris L From Maryland as Elvis Costello introducing Herbie Hancock on Spectacle (2:26:28)
-Best Heave-Ho nominee: Regular Joe's John Rhys-Davies Impression (1:05:45)
Best Caller: Fredericks
Best Call: When Tom used the Fredericks soundboard on Fredericks. Or the SCUMFORCE call!
Worst Caller: Spike
Most Delusional: Julie
2009 was packed with the funny stuff!
-Best Heave-Ho nominee: Regular Joe's John Rhys-Davies Impression (1:05:45)
Seconded!
Joe: "End scene."
Tom: "End call."
You took a bullet for comedy that night, Regular Joe.
P.S. Your John Rhys-Davies was spot on.
I wasn't delusional. I knew it was terrible but it was certainly sad.
I wasn't delusional. I knew it was terrible but it was certainly sad.
I wasn't delusional. I knew it was terrible but it was certainly sad.
Sorry Reeleyes. Delusional might have been a tad strong. I want nominees that are different than the usual suspects. Saddest call works for me ;)
Sorry Reeleyes. Delusional might have been a tad strong.
How about best bad Tom impression (mine was better than Wally's).
Sorry Reeleyes. Delusional might have been a tad strong.
How about best bad Tom impression (mine was better than Wally's).
Sorry Reeleyes. Delusional might have been a tad strong.
How about best bad Tom impression (mine was better than Wally's).
You really know how to confuse a guy's feelings Fredericks.
Best Mike Show Call: Greg X-Mas Time (from the band Hayride; makes fun of every caller preceding him and then tells the best childhood trauma story)
I wasn't delusional. I knew it was terrible but it was certainly sad.
Do You Real EyZZZZ?
Best Call: Larry Da Perv 5/12/09 (Patton Oswalt/Amiee Mann Episode)
Saddest call: After a build up on the board, with 3 minutes remaining on the show, Hugman finally calls in, and even though he is the last caller of the decade, is told
Tom: Unfortunately Jason has some bad news for you, tell him, Jason
Jason: I'm the last caller of the decade
Hugman: (teary) that's bad news indeed
Tom: Call back next week
Bwhahahaha
so so sad.
Even sadder: Hugman doesn't bother calling in the next week.
Saddest Caller - Spike (admitting Weirdos Exposed doesn't exist*)
Saddest call: After a build up on the board, with 3 minutes remaining on the show, Hugman finally calls in, and even though he is the last caller of the decade, is told
Tom: Unfortunately Jason has some bad news for you, tell him, Jason
Jason: I'm the last caller of the decade
Hugman: (teary) that's bad news indeed
Tom: Call back next week
Bwhahahaha
so so sad.
Even sadder: Hugman doesn't bother calling in the next week.
I believe he was at an audition during the show then.
That said, Jason calling in at the end was pretty great. It got a big laugh from me.
I meant Jason was the sad one. Wanting to be the last caller of the decade - pffft. What a whiny baby.Saddest call: After a build up on the board, with 3 minutes remaining on the show, Hugman finally calls in, and even though he is the last caller of the decade, is told
Tom: Unfortunately Jason has some bad news for you, tell him, Jason
Jason: I'm the last caller of the decade
Hugman: (teary) that's bad news indeed
Tom: Call back next week
Bwhahahaha
so so sad.
Even sadder: Hugman doesn't bother calling in the next week.
I believe he was at an audition during the show then.
That said, Jason calling in at the end was pretty great. It got a big laugh from me.
It was disappointing hugman did not get to talk more, but great to hear from an all-timer like Jason anytime on the show.
Nothing about hugman is sad, he is awesome. He does deserve an award of some sort though. For something good.
What about a life time achievement award? I know Officer Tom only called in a few times this year, but I think his loyalty to the program and the consistent quality of his calls over the years should be recognized.
For Best Call, I nominate the Child-on-Child Violence lady. Also, worst call.seconded
BIGGEST LAUGH OF THE YEAR: When Tom played Mike the salutation from Bruno S. That WHOLE show was incredible--maybe my favorite of the year.What's the date of that show?
i want dfk to call in and do an impression of a guy from Bath.
i want dfk to call in and do an impression of a guy from Bath.
Wow, I would do the worst British accent ever. Any coaches out there?
i want dfk to call in and do an impression of a guy from Bath.
Wow, I would do the worst British accent ever. Any coaches out there?
Perfect. Have you heard Andy from Bath!?
Worst Caller: [Tie] All the regular callers who revealed their secret depravity during The Mike & Therese Show
Saddest Caller: Andy From Bath, for only being accepted because of his American accent (Honorable Mention: Larry The Perv, for suggesting a radio date with Laurie)
Most Delusional Caller: Spike, for the WEIRDOS EXPOSED debacle
Best Call: [5-Way Tie] Guy Tries To Psyche Tom Out With Mind Games, 6/23/09; Ted Leo's "Going South" Stories, 6/30/09; Guy Who Tried To Psyche Tom Out With Mind Games Calls Back In Disguise, 7/7/09; Julie's Mini-Show, 6/2/09; Spike Admits WEIRDOS EXPOSED Doesn't Exist, 11/10/09.
Best Caller: Julie From Cincinnati
Rookie Of The Year: Pastor Josh
Best Heave-Ho: Tom Rope-A-Dopes The "Psychedelic Sitting Room" Guy, 2/17/09
Best Guest: Wally Wackiman
Best Threat On Tom's Life: Death by Juggalape, 7/28/09
Wow, I would do the worst British accent ever. Any coaches out there?
Worst Caller: [Tie] All the regular callers who revealed their secret depravity during The Mike & Therese Show
Saddest Caller: Andy From Bath, for only being accepted because of his American accent (Honorable Mention: Larry The Perv, for suggesting a radio date with Laurie)
Most Delusional Caller: Spike, for the WEIRDOS EXPOSED debacle
Best Call: [5-Way Tie] Guy Tries To Psyche Tom Out With Mind Games, 6/23/09; Ted Leo's "Going South" Stories, 6/30/09; Guy Who Tried To Psyche Tom Out With Mind Games Calls Back In Disguise, 7/7/09; Julie's Mini-Show, 6/2/09; Spike Admits WEIRDOS EXPOSED Doesn't Exist, 11/10/09.
Best Caller: Julie From Cincinnati
Rookie Of The Year: Pastor Josh
Best Heave-Ho: Tom Rope-A-Dopes The "Psychedelic Sitting Room" Guy, 2/17/09
Best Guest: Wally Wackiman
Best Threat On Tom's Life: Death by Juggalape, 7/28/09
Wait, does this mean I am tied for worst caller? You BASTARD. You better not let me and Roy Bacigalupo know where you live. Pick a fight with me, I DAREya.
And despite my fondness for him, I think FoNPR should be disqualified for best caller because of his puppetism.
Worst Caller: [Tie] All the regular callers who revealed their secret depravity during The Mike & Therese Show
Saddest Caller: Andy From Bath, for only being accepted because of his American accent (Honorable Mention: Larry The Perv, for suggesting a radio date with Laurie)
Most Delusional Caller: Spike, for the WEIRDOS EXPOSED debacle
Best Call: [5-Way Tie] Guy Tries To Psyche Tom Out With Mind Games, 6/23/09; Ted Leo's "Going South" Stories, 6/30/09; Guy Who Tried To Psyche Tom Out With Mind Games Calls Back In Disguise, 7/7/09; Julie's Mini-Show, 6/2/09; Spike Admits WEIRDOS EXPOSED Doesn't Exist, 11/10/09.
Best Caller: Julie From Cincinnati
Rookie Of The Year: Pastor Josh
Best Heave-Ho: Tom Rope-A-Dopes The "Psychedelic Sitting Room" Guy, 2/17/09
Best Guest: Wally Wackiman
Best Threat On Tom's Life: Death by Juggalape, 7/28/09
Wait, does this mean I am tied for worst caller? You BASTARD. You better not let me and Roy Bacigalupo know where you live. Pick a fight with me, I DAREya.
Dave, I relistened to your call, and I admit I was wrong to lump you in with those mutants. Your stories had less to do with childhood cruelties you perpetrated, and more to do with random bad things befalling kids you knew. You're certainly not in a league with a Mike From Manhattan, say. I apologize.
Now apologize to me for your insane Frank Booth mini-rant, and we can all go home.
And despite my fondness for him, I think FoNPR should be disqualified for best caller because of his puppetism.
Wait a minute here!
Mr. Meltmaster, have you forgotten my later conversion. I admitted I was in error re: our cloth brethren and supported the felt-fellow in the end.
Best Heave-ho - That one girl and her wiseacre brother from two weeks ago. Maybe it's because I loved that call, I don't know. Oh god, Mr. Bungle tee shirt. I love it
Worst Call of the Year might well be Spike's call when Martin Short was on.
I think Spike should get a special achievement in sadness and delusion. He really went above and beyond this year.
Andy from Bath should be nominated as saddest and most delusional caller. (I vote that we collapse the two categories.) However, owing to his youth, I think he should not actually be inflicted with the award. Spike should win it instead, as a warning to Andy--and to us all.
Wally Wackiman should win rookie of the year. He went from caller to protege in the span of a few months. (It was unfortunate that Z-man tripped him up in the end.)
And despite my fondness for him, I think FoNPR should be disqualified for best caller because of his puppetism.
When it is.
An update - the awards show is not happening tonight due to some circumstances on my end of things.
IT WILL HAPPEN THOUGH.
Tom.
Wah, I can't listen tonight b/c I have to take an evening flight for work. I hate missing live Best Show.
Wah, I can't listen tonight b/c I have to take an evening flight for work. I hate missing live Best Show.
Do a cold call while you're in mid-air. That'll be the real test of your impending supercaller status.
Exciting.
Thanks for your hard work, David - you could tell how much effort you put into those clips. So bummed that you were unable to attend in person.
I had a blast. Even when I was encouraged to belt out the simpleton slogan of "MAAAAAALMÖÖÖÖÖ".
Thanks for your hard work, David - you could tell how much effort you put into those clips. So bummed that you were unable to attend in person.
I have to admit I guessed wrong (I thought it was going to be Christina, also deserving)
Thanks, guys. I could get used to this real-name thing.
Here's a .zip file of everything I produced for this year's show.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RYIV6A44 (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RYIV6A44)
Rookie of the year with Wally...quite an honor for a young man! Thank you Best Show for some touching moments over the past few months! We were ecstatic last night. An historic moment for this family.
--milo's dad
I have to admit I guessed wrong (I thought it was going to be Christina, also deserving), but when I heard it was Fredericks, it made sense. Congratulations, NPR, you've got one hell of a perspective on things, and an entertaining way of sharing it.
Congratulations to ALL the winners, and also to Larry and Spike.
I have to admit I guessed wrong (I thought it was going to be Christina, also deserving), but when I heard it was Fredericks, it made sense. Congratulations, NPR, you've got one hell of a perspective on things, and an entertaining way of sharing it.
Congratulations to ALL the winners, and also to Larry and Spike.
Why am I getting special billing, when I should have been BEST CALLER !!!!!
Fredericks used the exact same cadence as "yabba dabba do!".