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The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: frimfrab on December 29, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
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I flew out to the west coast to visit my family for the holidays last week and ended up wearing my FOT Scarface t-shirt. When my dad saw it he did a poor impression of Al Pacino saying, "Get ready to meet my little friend". I asked him if he was sure that was the correct quote and he thought it was. Everyone else in my family agreed it was right, so I explained the shirt. I've had the shirt for months and have been ready with a really lame comeback ever since I got it. I've been waiting to say, "No wonder it only cost two dollars" in the event someone questioned it's accuracy. No one has ever asked me about it. My dad is what I would consider the type of guy to know enough to spot an inaccurate quote from Scarface - my whole family knows the reference but none of them questioned it.
Has anyone else had this experience with their shirt? My sister said that T-shirts are authoritative and people will not question them on trivial maters.
Anyway, my family spent a good deal of time misquoting movies the rest of the week.
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If there's one thing I know, it's that very few people are able to quote things with any kind of accuracy.
And you can quote me on that! BOING!!!!!!!!
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you should be proud that your dad doesn't know that terrible quote from that terrible movie.
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Can we do our own inaccurate overly used movie quotes in this thread?
THE TRUTH IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU!
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Can we do our own inaccurate overly used movie quotes in this thread?
THE TRUTH IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU!
My mom always says life is a lot like chocolate. You never know what kind it is.
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I am not interested in your badges!
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Frankly, Scarlett, I don't really care that much, dammit.
Toto, I'm pretty sure we're someplace else. Not Kansas.
What we seem to have here is an inability to effectively understand one another.
Gorp! Claw-tooth barracuda Nick's toe.
Greetings. My name is Diego Monsanto. You killed Mr. Potter as he prepared to die!
etc.
etc.
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I ate his heart with lima beans and a shitty Merlot.
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Welcome to SPARTA!!!!
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God is like this shitty landlord who's never around.
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I...drink...your...FRIBBLE!
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My knife is different then yours. Yours might be something else.
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Show me your dick.
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You had me at "good evening".
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I'll have what Meg Ryan is having.
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Life is similar to a box of chocolate. Some of them are filled with weird pink nougat.
It puts the lotion in a bucket.
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"show me some money!!"
"i'm looking at you, kid"
"don't touch me you dirty ape!!"
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Soylent Green is made from dudes!
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(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/05875acacce55c50757ff59b554c27d092d4285f_m.jpg)
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houston, my spaceship is broken.
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"Luke, you are my son."
"Forget it, Jake. It's Redondo Beach."
"Certainly you can see that this plane is in trouble."
"I know it's in trouble, and don't call me Certainly."
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"Certainly you can see that this plane is in trouble."
"I know it's in trouble, and don't call me Certainly."
:D
"no wire hangers please. thanks."
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Nobody puts my girlfriend in a corner.
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"Am I looking at myself in the mirror? Well I'm the only one here."
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Take the gun... now eat the cannoli.
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The Vietnamese Communists don't have time for frivolous water-based activities.
It seems like you and I might be about to strike up a cordial relationship.
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"I'm the king of the boat!"
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"shake it, don't stir it"
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"Where's my sled?"
"Uh, crack a deductive reasoning book much, Watson? It don't sound like you do!"
"Let's keep this Fight Club thing a secret, you guys."
"I really hope me talking like this in a movie makes people forget about all that blackface."
"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was falling off the Empire State Building, that's what killed him."
"Now that's a big-a shark!"
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"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."
"Lou, it seems to me that we are going to be lovely friends, starting... Now."
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"I'm taking a walk here!"
"Do you know what they call a Double Whopper over there? A royal cheese."
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I know it's not a movie quote but a few weeks ago at work i heard a girl singing the song from the Kit Kat commercials but she sang:
"Give me a break, give me a break. Give me the piece of that Kit Kat bar."
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Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the steering."
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My father took my brother to an empty school parking lot to teach him how to parallel park. He was just sitting in a lawn chair, watching take after take. An elderly couple walked past and my dad butchered the line from the Snickers commercial and said to them, "Ya know the commercial, 'gonna be here awhile'" He started laughing, they had no idea what he was talking about.
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"Now go home and shine my shoes."
-Goodfellas Goodfellows
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"I didn't kill my wife!" ... "Who cares?"
[Schwartzenegger looks at the camera] "I'll be right back."
"I love how napalm smells in the morning. It's like victory."
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"Hasta luego, baby."
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"That's not a knife, here's a knife!"
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"There isn't crying in baseball!"
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"I'm going to fetch the papers, fetch the papers"
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"My last name is Tibbs, according to them!!!"
"ALWAYS... END... A SALE...SUCCESSFULLY!!!!!!"
"People's Court comes on in ten minutes..."
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"My name is Hi McDonough. Call me H.I."
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"Donnie, be quiet"
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"I will return in a moment." Various Gov. Shwarzenegger Movies.
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"I made him an offer that was too good to pass up."
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Roads? Where we're headed, roads are not necessary.
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"James. James Bond."
"There's no place like the place where all my mail goes."
"I feel the need...the need for going really, really fast!"
"I see people who are no longer living."
"People have been talking on account of that computer simulation."
"He will come if you build it."
"Sam, repeat what you just played."
"Excuse me, Adrian."
"May you have the Force."
"Budrose."
"The poltergeist is heeeere."
"Mrs. Robinson, you're giving me a boner."
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(lower lip to the side) "...so I have that in my favor, which feels good."
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(whispered into Scarlett Johannson's ear) ""I have to catch a flight. Enjoy the rest of your stay here in Japan."
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"Lasers on stun."
-Star Track
"I'm am big. But the movies have gotten bigger."
-Sunset Rd.
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"Very well, little brother. Very well."
-Alex from A Clockwork Orange
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"I blame you Charley, for the fact that I am no longer a contender, but a mere bum."
"I want a Toga party! I want a Toga party!"
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Game over, Mom. Game over.
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"Somebody should send over a body bag." - The Karate Kid
"Goodbye yellow brick road, where the dogs of society howl." - Almost Famous
"Don't open the box. Don't open the boooooooxx." - Se7en
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"We're gonna need a larger dingy."
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"Get away from her, you tramp!" - Aliens
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"Follow the goldenrod path, Dorothy. Wait. I think it's goldenrod. Maybe mustard? You'll know when you see it. Either way, you'll want to stay on there until it dead ends."
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"Get away from her, you tramp!" - Aliens
For some reason, this made me guffaw.
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"I am in the flesh right now and I'm not gonna take it any more." - Network
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"I'm a porn star. I'm a porn star, I'm a porn star, I'm a porn star."
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"Yes, that's correct, that guy acts like a dick."
"Put the lotion back in the basket or I will hose you."
"Forget it Jake, everything's nuts around here."
"I AM NOT AN ELEPHANT, I AM A HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU."
"I'm telling ya, nobody respects me."
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You've got served!
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"Chuck and Buuuuck, kissing and hugging"
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"You stay classy, San Quentin"
"Happy Holidays, Mr. Henry F Potter!"
"Wanna know how I got these cigars?"
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"This watch was in my butt for WEEKS."
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"They're going to kill that nice lady!"
"That carpet really held the room together."
"Shut your fucking mouth, Donnie!"
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"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."
Didn't he say that while riding on the back of the Mulenium Falcon?
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Deboard this plane, which I own!
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"If it's flexible, laugh at it; If it's not, don't bother..."
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"Please give me the two dollars you owe me!"
"Death by radio."
"If I have to work late, you have to work late! If you're unable to work late, I'm unable to work late! If I'm unable to work late, I'm unable to work late!"
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I don't think I can do that for ya, Davey boy.
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"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
"Yeah, hold the chicken."
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"Did you know that a severed human head weighs 7 pounds?"
"NASA, we've got a problem"
"Love means always saying you're sorry"
"Go ahead, make my afternoon"
"Textiles"
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"Kaaaaaaaaaaanttt! Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanttt!" Star Trek: Wrath of Kant
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Wherever you go, where are you? There.
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"Are you trying to seduce me, David Robinson?"
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"They pull out a shiv, you pull out a firearm. He sends one of yours to the doctor, you send one of his to the graveyard. That's how we do it in Chicago!"
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"Father, forgive them, they don't know what they did."
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"Your problem is you put the vagina on a plinth!"
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I really would prefer it if there were fewer snakes on this aircraft.
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"Say you've got a dot on this piece of paper. That spot? That's infinity. I'm going there, and then I'm going beyond that. There's no dot for that, it's more open-ended. You can't tell that as much with the paper because it's only 8 1/2 by 11. And it leaves out everything up to and including infinity, because that would be backtracking. Actually, going beyond infinity is probably more of a spiritual or metaphysical thing. So bringing the paper into it probably just confused you. But you see what I'm going for."
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"He can say that, because if he does, I'm going to take these rosemary bleeds and shove them up his nose."
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Excuse me sir, have you misplaced your hat?
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Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? One of those clocks with the bird in them. I forget what they're called... maybe you get them at craft stores, I don't know. Anyways, peace out.
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All the bars in the world, she comes into the one I'm in.
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Fuh-get it!
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"C'mon, let's go break the law."
"Yeah, we should go to a sushi bar and leave without paying."
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"You know it's funny; when I was young I've always wanted a brother and I told mom that. And she told me "You already have a brother!?!".... and you're an asshole!"
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Williamson: The people are insane. They just like talking to salesmen. (starts for door)
Levene: Don't.
Williamson: I'm sorry.
Levene: Why?
Williamson: Serpentine, Shel.
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"Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh."
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"Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh."
My favorite line from this movie is:
Arthur: Only my love.
Mordred: That's the only thing of yours I DON'T want.
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Honest to my weblog.
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reveal to me an amount of currency!
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What we have here is an epic communication fail.
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Kevin Smith double doubler:
I shouldn't even be working tonight!
Cootchie cootchie!
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"Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh."
My favorite line from this movie is:
Arthur: Only my love.
Mordred: That's the only thing of yours I DON'T want.
But did you get how I fiddled with the spell (well, how someone else who posted it on the Internet fiddled with it)? Huh?
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"I could have been in contention. I could have been anyone, instead of a hobo, which is totally me."
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'What's my name? My name is I've got a lot of money, and you don't. And you're not a very good salesman, either.'
'The winner gets a car. Second prize is some knives. And the other guy, we're going to fire him.'
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'Hey HAL, I really need to get back in there'
'Not gonna happen, Dave.'
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A boy's best friend is your mother.
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"I wouldn't worry, though, because I choose to ignore that it has Harvard and Cambridge and MIT and..."
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“If you need me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? Just make a clear shrill sound by pushing breath out (or air in) through puckered lips. ”
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How do you like these apples?
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Heineken? Fuck that shit! This Bud’s for you!
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How do you like these apples?
How do these apples appeal to you?
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Top of the building, ma!
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I'd buy that for one dollar!
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"- It's a hundred miles to Chicago, we got gas in the tank, some cigarettes, it's dark outside, and we're wearing shades.
- Let's go."
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"The fowls are not what they seem."
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Wendy! I'm sticking my head through this hole!
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I figured it was you, Fredo.
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'Keep your friends close, and keep an eye on your enemies.'
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I know it was you, Frodo
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I'll make him an offer that freaks him out.
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Frank Stella! Frank Stella!
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"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' You do? I see."
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rethgualsnam! rethgualsnam!
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'We got both kinds of country and western music. Country and Western.'
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'Well, the world needs people to do jobs that don't require a college degree, too'.
'You'll get nothing, and you won't complain'.
'I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. I thought it would teach them a lesson.'
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Where are the white women?
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Give me the food that she's eating as well.
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It's a Sicilian message: It means Lucca Brassi smells like old fish.
You spend time with your family?
Yes.
Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family is kind of an asshole.
Senators and Presidents don't have people killed, Michael.
That's not what I heard.
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"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"
-Roadhouse
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"Good morning, Myanmar!"
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"An adult male must be cognizant of his own personal drawbacks."
- Magnum Force
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Other than my wife having my son, this is the best day I've ever had.
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"Sound like a pig!"
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"Sound like a pig!"
This and "how do you like these apples" will continue to crack me up for days to come.
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"He'd kill us if he had the chance."
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"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"
-Roadhouse
"There are three principles I'd like you to follow. First, keep in mind that your opponent might surprise you. Second, fight outside. Don't fight inside the bar unless you have to. Third, remain cordial."
"I had heard you carried yourself like a man who ejaculates copiously, but I must admit I am unimpressed."
"There are diverse opinions on the matter."
"I'm surprised at your height."
"I was trapped under a polar bear."
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"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"
-Roadhouse
"There are three principles I'd like you to follow. First, keep in mind that your opponent might surprise you. Second, fight outside. Don't fight inside the bar unless you have to. Third, remain cordial."
"I had heard you carried yourself like a man who ejaculates copiously, but I must admit I am unimpressed."
"There are diverse opinions on the matter."
"I'm surprised at your height."
"I was trapped under a polar bear."
Hurt ain't painful.
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"Don't worry about it. It's the part of town where the Chinese live."
"I'm a king of the world!"
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"Heeeeeere's Robin Byrd!"
"That'll do, bacteria."
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"Go right ahead, make my day."
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"That'll do, bacteria."
A+, would herd again.
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Dead? No. I just hurt my back, I'm not dead.
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"STELLAAAA, down here."
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Show me the money order!
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"STELLAAAAN!"
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You want me to hold the chicken?
Yes ma'am, I would like you to hold it. Between your knees, please.
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"Go right ahead, make my day."
Beautiful
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AYY DREE ANNA
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I'll have what Meg Ryan is having.
Oh my god that made me laugh.
...as did "I'll be right back" and "Wendy, I'm sticking my head through this hole" and "That's a big-a shark!"
I will never get over the creativity of the FOT.
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JOHHHHNY'S heeeeeeeeeere
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Rhoda, loight of my loif, foyre of my loins. My hoagie, my cheesesteak. Rho-da: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps to tap, at two, on the teeth. Rho. Da. She was Rho, plain Rho, in the morning, packing Tastykakes into my lunch pail. She was Rhody in her Iggles jersey. She was Rhodsey at the WaWa. She was Rhoda Ziegler on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Rhoda.
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You got a war face? AAAAHHHHH! That's a war face! Now shoot me a jpeg of your war face!
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Rhoda, loight of my loif, foyre of my loins. My hoagie, my cheesesteak. Rho-da: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps to tap, at two, on the teeth. Rho. Da. She was Rho, plain Rho, in the morning, packing Tastykakes into my lunch pail. She was Rhody in her Iggles jersey. She was Rhodsey at the WaWa. She was Rhoda Ziegler on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Rhoda.
beautiful
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The Dude can put up with that.
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schuylkillrun, past Conshohocken and Roxborough, from Valley Forge to the University of PA, brings us by a commode-ius sickness of regurgitation to South Philly and Environs.
from Phillyboy's Kake
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These motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfucking' plane have got me SO in the flesh right now!!!
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You've got a choice. You can take the blue pill, and wake up in your bed and forget all of this ever happened. Or you can take the red pill, and I will show you a rabbit.
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Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything, even if it doesn't appear to be moving!
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Madeleine: [calmly] You believe I like you as a friend?
Scottie: Yes.
Madeleine: And if you lose me, then you'll know I, I liked you as a friend. And I wanted to go on liking you as a friend.
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Catwoman: Life's an asshole, now so am I.
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Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything, even if it doesn't appear to be moving!
Haha.
Heinekin?!?! Fuck that shit! PBR me ASAP!!!
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Don't be obsessed with your desires Spike. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.
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Buggin' Out: You the man.
Mookie: No you the man.
Buggin' Out: You the man.
Mookie: No you the man.
Buggin' Out: No. I'm just a struggling African-American man trying to maintain an erection in a cruel and harsh world.
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Dave's not home, bro!
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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't turn down."
~ The Godfather.
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You want to hear the story about my knuckle tattoos? The left one says LOVE and the right one says HATE. I think it's from the Bible or Do the Right Thing, I forget.
-Night of the Hunter
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Waarrriorrrs... let's fight in the streee-eeeet....
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What is your major malfunction, Amazing Larry?
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HEY BLONDIE!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE??!!?? JUST A NO-GOOD FACTORY-WRAPPED -- AAAAH-AAH-AH-AH-AAAAAHHHH
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Yeah, but "Mr. Brown"? That's a little too close to "Mr. Kaka".
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- It's over Johnny! It's over!
- Nothing is over! Nothing! You don't just press control - alt - delete!
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Two asides:
1) I heard a coworker the other day say "Prepare to meet my little friend."
2) I made a book screw-up today: "The Brothers Dostoevsky." I didn't even hear the mess-up until someone called me on it.
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'Hey American soldier, I'll have sex with you for a long time.'
'Dave...please stop...my mind is going....I can feel it...I can feel it...Good morning Gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. My doctor Chandra taught me this song: BAWITDABA DADANGADONGDIGGYDIGGY!'
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'Dave...please stop...my mind is going....I can feel it...I can feel it...Good morning Gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. My doctor Chandra taught me this song: BAWITDABA DADANGADONGDIGGYDIGGY!'
Brilliant!
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All in all, it's just another piece of the wall.
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Hasta luego, baby.
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Frankly, my dear, who gives a shit?
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'Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?'
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I don't know nothin' 'bout no midwifery.
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As God is my witness, I'll never be tired again!
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Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Asia anymore.
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Pay no attention to that guy behind the thing.
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That was some dump!
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The Dude keeps on keepin' on.
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'Where am I from? I'm from the United States of America, so kiss my grits!'
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'Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?'
"Heck no!"
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So let it be written, and let's do it!
(The Ten Commandments)
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Plasmatics.
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Are my jewels or whatever safe?
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I'm mad as hell and I've had about enough of this!
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I love that smell! What is that? Napalm?
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We're on a mission from Jesus.
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Wanna dance, or would you rather just fuck face?
(from On Golden Pond, which is an important detail)
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Shalom, Mr. Hand.
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I'm here to snap into a Slim Jim and kick ass... And I'm all out of Slim Jims.
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There's only one of that guy.
(The Highlander)
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Have you ever done with the devil dance when the moon was out?
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Show me some money!
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One day a real rain will come. Then the streets will be cleaner.
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Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with me, Woody Allen.
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Third prize is you're hired.
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Third prize is you're hired.
Haha, good one!
Coffee is for posuers.
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"VC don't surf!"
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The H-Man has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched croquet mallets glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
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my niece has a certain..... keen enthusiasm for living!
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I know karate and stuff
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we're racers!.... and also rapists.
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Turn left, Doddy. Turn right, Doddy. We'll be in the clear.
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"The Sheriff is near!"
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and vice versa.
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Before I was the Thumbprint Killer, Mr. Smith, I was a golf pro.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like gasoline.
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Charlie don't boogie board!
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What are we, Reservoir Dogs?
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From The Wild Bunch:
"Yeah... let's."
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Daniel-san
Karate here.
Karate here.
Karate sometimes here. But usually not. Understand?
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Down with Videodrone. Long live hot flesh.
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I ain't got time to exsanguinate.
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I'll kill you last. Also, I like you.
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I've come here to kick ass and chew gum. You got any gum?
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I'm past the age where I find this s-hit permissible.
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'Deserve' is pretty much irrelevant.
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Why do you take yourself so seriously?
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-Sweep the leg.
-You have a problem with that?
-No, Sensei.
-No, merci.
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from American Graffitti:
"Rock n roll's gone downhill since Layne Stanley died."
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I'll make him an offer that he'll be pleasantly surprised by.
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I love that smell! What is that? Napalm?
Almost made me spit my coffee.
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"Dry Martini - shaken, stirred, whatever."
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"Atticus! Atticus!"
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"That's alright, that's why they call it a sanity clause!"
"- You don't fool me, there is no sanity clause in this contract."
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the room where we sit around a table and discuss things!"
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The first rule of fight club--you do not talk about price club.
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Spartans! Get ready to eat your breakfast. Tonight we're having Taco Bell.
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"The NVA do not surf."
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"Waiter! Coffee!"
"I'm a lady."
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I'm so tired of all these virgin suicides.
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Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. How about a beer?
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"Recycling day!"
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"E.T. ringtones."
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"The numbering on this volume knob has an extra digit on it for some reason."
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Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Clerk: All at the same time?
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We didn't land on Plymouth Rock! In fact, Plymouth Rock doesn't even exist!
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I wish I could quit smoking. I mean you.
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We have to steal George Washington's False Teeth!
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Sheriff Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Col. Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Sheriff Teasle: What?
Col. Trautman: A good supply of body oils.
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They pull a knife, you run and hide behind the dumpster! He sends one of yours to the hospital, you leave town!
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His face... away!
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Never bring a spoon to a spork fight.
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Where does he get those Kenner toys?
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And like that - he's no longer there!
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Sheriff Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Col. Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Sheriff Teasle: What?
Col. Trautman: A good supply of body oils.
"It's over, Johnny. It's over!"
"YOU DON'T TELL ME IT'S OVER, I TELL YOU IT'S OVER!"
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Is it time for tv quotes yet? I've got plenty of Wire entries.
"It's just part of my game!"
"Omar is here, friends!"
"Sheeeeoooot"
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You apply the wax, then you remove the wax.
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Marlo Stanfield: You want things to be one way. But they're not. They're totally different.
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Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to "be quiet."
Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to "be quiet."
Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to "be quiet."
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'Heil Hitler! I don't need this wheelchair anymore!'
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Omar: (whistles "Mary Had a Little Lamb")
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"Bushmill's? That's not Jameson's!"
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ps. this is my favorite thread but I don't recognize a lot of these quotes. How about putting the movie next to your quote? Huh?
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"Think of it as grape juice plus alcohol"
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"That ain't in the game, yo"
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Sheriff Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Col. Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Sheriff Teasle: What?
Col. Trautman: A good supply of body oils.
"It's over, Johnny. It's over!"
"YOU DON'T TELL ME IT'S OVER, I TELL YOU IT'S OVER!"
I can't even keep a job DRIVING CARS!!!
WHERE ARE HIS LEGS? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS LEGS??!
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Is it time for tv quotes yet? I've got plenty of Wire entries.
"It's just part of my game!"
"Omar is here, friends!"
"Sheeeeoooot"
*SPOILER ALERT MISQUOTE*
"I want my hair to look good before you shoot me in the head, Michael"
*END SPOILER ALERT MISQUOTE*
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Is it time for tv quotes yet? I've got plenty of Wire entries.
Is Wallace available? IS WALLACE AVAILABLE?
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Wally.
Eva.
Wally?
Eva...
WALLY!
EVA!!
WALLY?!?!
EVA!!!!!
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Movie Quote: "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"
Wire Quote: "I do believe I'll purchase this nailgun."
Wire Quote 2: Omar: "I'll take a pack of American Spirits please."
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Movie Quote: "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"
I would like to personally apologize to the entire FOT community for this one. It is, in my own opinion, horrible. It is like the caption of a rejected New Yorker cartoon.
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They're in the TEEEEEEEEE veeeeeeeeeee
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Our boat is too small to appropriately do battle with that enormous shark.
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Movie Quote: "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"
I would like to personally apologize to the entire FOT community for this one. It is, in my own opinion, horrible. It is like the caption of a rejected New Yorker cartoon.
Well, you certainly made up for it with the Omar/American Spirits one. That killed me.
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I'm so tired of all these virgin suicides.
AWESOME, Grote!
I mean, most of your additions have been pretty great, but as a fellow UCB fan, this one is the stand-out. I remember when Josh Hartnet said that while teaching Kirsten Dunst how to drive his muscle car.
and now ...
"Look at me ... LOOK AT ME!!! (turns camera on self) You see, this is how cuckoo for Cocoa-Puffs Batman has made Gotham!"
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They're in the TEEEEEEEEE veeeeeeeeeee
I love it, Dave!!!
Movie Quote: "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"
I would like to personally apologize to the entire FOT community for this one. It is, in my own opinion, horrible. It is like the caption of a rejected New Yorker cartoon.
And I didn't hate this one, Jon. If you'd said "Walk, Forrest, waaaalk," or "Hurry, Forrest, hurryyyyy!" that would've been well below your level of excellence. But "curate" was an interesting choice.
Furthermore ...
"Did you say 'yeah, sure?' or 'quite right, officer Ramathorn?' ... Because it sounded like you said 'yeah, sure."
~ Super Troopers
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This town needs some Metamucil!
Never kiss another man's kohlrabi.
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Don't say SAVE! Don't say INGS!
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S: Del!
D: Huh? Unnh.
S: Why did you kiss my ear?
D: Why are you holding my hand?
S: Where's your other hand?
D: In the warm space between the pillows of your buttocks.
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You're a bastard from a bucket!
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It rubs the moisturizer on its skin.
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Wire: 'Dumb criminals make cops that aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.'
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"Oh, and Senator? Love your sweatsuit."
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It's a smart move. Clemenza never was too bright.
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"You see this cigar burn, Jock! Pops caught me spilling paint in the garage! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Did I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-St......"
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Love means never having to be sorry.
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TANGERINES!!!!
(http://www.spideysenses.com/wp-content/wolverines.jpg)
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TANGERINES!!!!
holy moly
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brb
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"I'd also like a goat's milk."
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Use Force.
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Do it or don't do it. Don't give me this 'I'll try'.
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If the Gipper weren't already dead, I feel like he would probably want you to win this one.
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That is false. That is unverifiable! Nuh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Do you want to know what really happened? I do not think you can deal with what really happened.
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"Well, howdy-do, Clarice ...?"
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Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm an oil man, then we'll all be on the same page here.
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There's a whole ocean of oil beneath our feet! But it's pretty hard to get to!
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Fellows, you have just been served.
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"Wolf person has male sexual organs!"
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Death by Radio.
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Your milkshake, I drink it, I drink it up. Might as well go for a soda.
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"Discovered by the Germans in 1604, they named it San Diiiiaaaago ... Which of course we know is German for "Saint Diego's Whale'."
~ Anchor Man
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"Tell me about your parents, Usul."
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Your mouth, it's ihMACKulate.
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My milkshake is better than yours!!
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Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I drink your milkshake."
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in tribute to the spirit of Orson Welles:
A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl. The bitch.
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"Tell me about your parents, Usul."
Good one, Ike.
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"Tell me about your parents, Usul."
Good one, Ike.
Seconded! And in keeping with Dune ...
"And that word shall carry death eternal, for suckas who wanna front!"
and from earlier in the movie ...
"You mean, of course, the duke himself, Jared Leto Atreides."
From another movie entirely ...
"There's no tumah in my head, you kindah-gahtenah!"
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More Arnold:
"Leave my friend alone. He's dead."
"I like you Sully. But I'm still going to kill you."
"Why don't you shoot some steam out of the high pressure pipe I just used to impale you?"
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I'll re-turn layt-uh.
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When you stick your hand in a pile of goo that a minute ago was your best friend's face, shit gets real.
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More Dune:
"The sleeper must wake up!"
The weirdest line from the movie, though, is the way Jose Ferrer hits "son" in the following real line:
"Why would they want the Duke's SON killed?"
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Back to tv, from Hill Street Blues:
"Remember... don't get clobbered out there."
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating at Panera Bread.
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From a classic episode of M*A*S*H:
"Major Frank Burns fell off his hemorrhoid donut and out of the chopper just over Korea."
Whoops, that one was stupid.
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Is it a safe?
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Is it a safe?
Nicely done.
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"Dwayne, I think your colon's blind..... You can't fry pets if your colon's blind."
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"Keep partying, Wayne, and keep partying, Garth"
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"You eat pieces of shit like me for breakfast?"
--Happy Gilmore
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'I'm so tired of all these House Parties'
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I know wushu.
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More Dune:
"The sleeper must wake up!"
The weirdest line from the movie, though, is the way Jose Ferrer hits "son" in the following real line:
"Why would they want the Duke's SON killed?"
Yes! I think Dune is part of my DNA, for better or wooooorrrrrrssssseeeee. Certainly for worse. That movie is absolutely STACKED, too. Is it Sean Young's best work? ABSOLUTELY! Is it Sting's best work? ABSOLUTELY! Is it Dean Stockwell's best work? Well......
In memorium, I offer:
"KHAAANNNNNN! I'LL GET YOUUUUUU!!"
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"Keep partying, Wayne, and keep partying, Garth"
"I think we'll all sing along with Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, causing everyone to feel the need to head-bang when the guitar kicks in for the next twenty years, gentlemen!"
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I'll re-turn layt-uh.
"Sarah Conroy?"
From Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ...
"Be totally bodacious to each other."
"Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go? ... THE WATER PARK!!!"
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The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Petey!"
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"Murphy... when did you become a Robocop?"
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Half man, part party-machine, all cop!
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"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to BE DEAD!"
"The best thing the devil ever did was making everyone think he wasn't there."
"I get older. They don't"
"No one should put a baby in the corner."
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"Murphy... when did you become a Robocop?"
This one is a chuckler.
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I never drink.....beer.
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Good one Dave.
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Select Life. Select a job. Select a career. Select a family. Select a fucking big television.
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I'll re-turn layt-uh.
"Sarah Conroy?"
Nice night for a walk, eh???
Nice night for walk. YOUR CLOTHES GIVE ZEM TO ME OR HEAR ZE LAMENTATIONS OF DE WOMEN
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I'll re-turn layt-uh.
"Sarah Conroy?"
Nice night for a walk, eh???
Nice night for walk. YOUR CLOTHES GIVE ZEM TO ME OR HEAR ZE LAMENTATIONS OF DE WOMEN
YES!
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"This week was a terrible time to start being straightedge."
- Airplane!
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What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and huntin' possum.
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This could be the beginning of a beautiful online correspondence.
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It's time to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of g....hey, no, wait, where'd this Juicy Fruit come from?
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The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Petey!"
Hilariously tragic.
From Encino Man ...
"(almost tearfully) He's an Encino man."
From The Passion of the Christ ...
"I'm so tired of all this passion."
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Shaking that home pregnancy test won't change the results. Your egg's been fertilized.
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“Terminate…the colonel?”
“Terminate…lickety split.”
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“We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fart' on their airplanes because it's obscene!”
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You're an errand boy... sent by grocery clerks... to collect a dividing rod.
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Something for the Antonionistas:
"YO ANNA...! ANNA! WHERE YOU AT, ANNA?"
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You seem to have forgotten our... terms of endearment. :-\
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"Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to work in organized crime."
(Pallies version: "Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to dabble in the mafia.")
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Put your stinking paws all over me, you damn dirty ape.
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Mr McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Ben: Yes sir?
Mr McGuire: Are you listening?
Ben: Yes I am.
Mr McGuire: Plasmatics.
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Jeffrey, I insist you see this doctor. He's a good man, and he'll check out your junk even though it's your jaw that got hit.
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You need to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Manischewitz.
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From Captain Ron ...
Short: "Pirates? What pirates?"
Russel: "Johnny Depp, Jeffrey Rush, Bill Nighy, Chow Yun Fat, Orlando Bloom and the lovely Kiera Knightly! Crack a highly successful action-packed franchise that won't even go into production for another ten years much? It don't sound like ya do."
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There was at one point a buggy. How many people can drive a buggy?
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"The first casualty of war is a dead guy."
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"So he lays this book on me. He says this book'll tell me the outcome of every sporting event 'til the end of the century. All I have to do is bet on the winner, and I'll never lose. So I say 'What's the catch?' He says, 'No catch, just keep it a secret.' After that he disappeared. I never saw him again. Oh, and he told me one other thing. He said some day, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up asking about that book. And if that ever happened..... (pulls out a gun)
Wait. That can't be you. You've got to be what - 28, 29? Phew. (puts gun back) You had me worried for a second. Hey, want a cigar?"
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here's a TV one ...
"What are you referring to, Willis?"
From a Sci-Fi Classic ...
"Eeee Teeee Phooone my hooouuuuse."
From an Oscar winner ...
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my envirronment to be a product of me, Jack Nicholson."
From an older Oscar winner ...
"I'm King of this shiiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!"
From an Oscar contender ...
"I'm so tired of all this being a Wrestler."
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On that note:
Fan-tas-tic!
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We truly are the lord of the rings.
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What kind of grown ass man calls himself Sean Combs?
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From X-Men ...
"Ever wonder what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Nobody cares."
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Mister DeMille... I'm ready for my money shot.
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Mister DeMille... I'm ready for my money shot.
More like Grossface Killah
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the warroom!!!
(I just couldn't bring myself to mangle that one.)
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From dmx, in belly:
"One's child can not be nourished properly via literacy"
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Deviated perverts.
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"I don't know. They are pajamas. They Star Wars things like Yoda on them or something."
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"You're about to be a millionaire, you slumdog, you!"
"Boy, that's one frozen river!"
"Le'go my Gran Torino!"
"Why don't you make like some trees ... and leave." ~ Biff, Back to the Future
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Singing: "Leeeeet's Doooo A Daaaaance Caaalled the Time Waaaaarp!"
From Pet Sematary...
"The soil ... is resurrecting dead stuff."
From Terminator 2: Judgement Day ...
"Have you seen this kid I'm tryin'a kill?"
From Rain Man ...
"SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEEEEEEY!!!"
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[Whispered]: "If you build a baseball field, some people might show up."
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"Don't stand on my lawn no more!"
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"Heeeeeere's my face through an axe hole!"
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Yipee ki-yay, asshole.
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There's no women in baseballs.
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"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"
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"Pinot Grigio? Shit, I'll drink anything. I'm an alcoholic." - Sideways
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"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"
Why can't I figure out what that's from?
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From Bull Durham:
Well, I believe in the soul, the crony, the hooha, the smell of a lady's feet, that thing the ump wears, low sodium, dry vermouth, that the novels of Ayn Rand are great, except for the writing. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald shouldn't have done what they say he did. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing The Jetsons and diplomatic immunity. I believe in the phrase "How sweet it is," fun packs, keeping your Christmas presents rather than donating them to charity, and pining for platonic friends for as long as possible, because you never know.
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"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"
Why can't I figure out what that's from?
I believe it's the Fresca line from Caddyshack.
"My niece has a certain... zest for humping."
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"Hey Honey, you must have been something before you got all wrinkly and old!"
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"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"
Why can't I figure out what that's from?
I believe it's the Fresca line from Caddyshack.
"My niece has a certain... zest for humping."
Thanks, Trinsky. "Zest for humping" ... Priceless!!!
Since we're quoting Caddy Shack ...
"(screams, pointing at brown floating object in pool) BABY RUUUUUUTH!!!"
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"This is my friend Wang! Pun intended!"
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"If you build it, your daughter will be saved by Burt Lancaster and then you will have a chance to reconcile with your dead father. Also you'll get to go to Fenway with Darth Vader. Not a bad deal, really."
"Excuse me, but why do they call you 'Booger'"?
"I have to figure it's because I'm always picking my nose."
(from Yentl)
"You feel me, dad?"
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"Sure, that's how it starts — oohs, aahs. But later there's looking at watches and fake-laughing at the 100th 'Don Gallimimus' joke."
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You'll get nothing and enjoy it, Spalding.
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"Santino really sucked at this. But that's neither here nor there."
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You'll get nothing and enjoy it, Spalding.
I have no idea why, but this cracked me up immensely.
Preceded by, "I would like several items of junk food, please."
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"I want Diane whatsername!" ~ Lloyd, Say Anything
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"MY-MOTHER-PUNCHED-YOUR-MOTHER-RIGHT-IN-THE-NOSE..."
-Sophie's Choice
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"Hold up Clarice, wasn't she a really big fat lady?"
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"Hold up Clarice, wasn't she a really big fat lady?"
Don't forget Clarice's response:
"Yes sir, she had a certain... zest for eating."
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"Hold up Clarice, wasn't she a really big fat lady?"
Oddly, that was the original line in the book. Buffalo Bill was MUCH more talkative in literary form.
And since I love Silence of the Lambs ...
"I can smell your Runtz*!"
*Runtz is a fruit-shaped, bite-sized candy that is not very good.
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From Lost in Translation:
"I don't want people to think I'm racist, so I'll just pretend I fit in perfectly fine in Japan."
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From Lost in Translation:
"I don't want people to think I'm racist, so I'll just pretend I fit in perfectly fine in Japan."
I like it, and I love the quote on your profile. How could McG let his set get so out of control? And how could one keep a straight face while addressing someone as "McG?"
and, in honor of Christian Bale ...
"But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "Against All Odds," a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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"Would you like to try my game?"
~Saw
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"Would you like to try my game?"
~Saw
Alternately, "Let's flip to see who goes first."
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Runtz are yummy. Not the bananas.
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Runtz are yummy. Not the bananas.
Runtz are tolerable at best. Basically, they're the last candy in your trick-r-treat bag. When I was a kid, Runtz wouldn't get eaten until November 15th at the earliest.
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi is dead like the fishes."
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"The only way to win is to stop playing. How about a nice game of checkers?"
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"I'm a guy!"
"Well... we'll work something out."
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"I'm prepared for my big scene, Mr. DeMille!"
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"I'd prefer to be famous for a night than a schmuck for eternity."
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RUN BACK AND FORTH AS FAST AS YOU CAN, SHEL
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"Whew! Boy, I'm just so sick of all these Star Wars. Right!"
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"wax off...wax on"
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"Be gold, Ponyboy. Be gold."
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"You come to me, asking for money, on day of daughter wedding."
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"What we have here....is an inability to communicate"
-Cool Hand Luke
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"Be gold, Ponyboy. Be gold."
"FYI - If you are planning a rumble, I would like to be invited!"
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From Donnie Darko:
"Why are you wearing that stupid pantsuit?"
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What do you mean I'm funny? Funny how? Like Bill Irwin? I amuse you?
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From Al Michaels:
"Would miracles be something you'd believe in?"
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"You look like you're going to a funeral."
"Well, I guess so...." Mumbles, scratches face...
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"wax off...wax on"
You can do better than that. Misquote do: yes. Or misquote do: no. Misquote do: guess so? Squash like grape.
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Jesus, man, you're late for everything, you're going to be late for your own funeral, after I kill you.
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No one user created me. I'm worth a boatload of Sun Java Certified Professionals.
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Turn to the left!
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There I was, Alex, and my three bros, Chip, Freddy and Dirk, sitting around a bar that would only serve us milk, talking some kinda weird talk about what we were going to do sometime later that night. The bar we were at served milk-plus-Pepsi, milk smoothies, or Soy Bull, which was a new kind of energy drink. This would get you totally pumped for what we call "x-treme roughhousing."
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You maniacs! You screwed up the Statue of Liberty!
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Turn to the left!
Perfect.
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From the new Friday The 13th ...
Creepy Local: "Let me just come out and tell you that there's a monster around here, named Jason, that kills everyone who goes anywhere near his camp. So, that's why we all think your sister's dead and that you're wasting your time by looking for her. You're also running a high risk of getting killed by Jason if you stick around. Now that I've told you that, you can thank me for not wasting your time, slamming the door in your face, and making you go around town asking 5 other people if they've seen your missing sister. Good day, sir!"
Clay: "Are you sure you haven't ... ?"
Creepy Local: "I said good day, sir!"
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From Synecdoche, New York:
"Are we ever going to get an audience in here? This movie feels 17 years long."
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The dog shelter near our house has a sign outside reading 'prepare to meet your new best friend', which always makes me think of this thread.
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You should steal that sign and change it "Get Ready To Be Introduced To Your Non-Cat."
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From Star Wars;
Uncle Owen: "Luke, go clean up those new droids."
Luke (whining): "But I was going into town to get laid."
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My sister recently quoted Star Wars:
"I am your father, Luke."
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From a Jeopardy Teen Tournament commercial from a couple of months back:
"C'mon punk, ya feeling lucking?"
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My girlfriend, at a recent party:
"Allow me to introduce you to my little friend"
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Put the lotion in the basket. Please, ma'am.
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"Don't worry about it Jake--Chinatown is where you are."
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My girlfriend, at a recent party:
"Allow me to introduce you to my little friend"
What're you, showing off?
Ray Parker, Jr.: "When I arrest ghosts, I feel really nice."
I cracked up so hard when I read that.
... and since my roommate is watching The Big Lebowski yet again ...
"I'm sorry, Smokey, you were over the line. That's a foul. Here come's my handgun."
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Ronald: "Christina, I'd like the large knife, please. Would you hand me the large knife?"
Christina: "Ronald, I'd rather not"
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"[...]Here come's my handgun."
If I can say this and mean it once in my life, I'll know I have lived well.
I should hope that you only ever have to say that if you're some sort of law enforcement agent.
My misquote for the day, from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
Sheen: "There's someone you should talk to."
Jeanie: "If you say my brother's name, you lose a testicle."
Sheen: "Oh, you know Ferris Bueller?"
P.S. Did anyone else see I Love You Man yet? They had a few "Get Ready"-esque misquotes.
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"You sent that many, don't forget one thing: A lifetime supply of body bags."
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"In the morning, I find the scent of napalm pleasing."
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"There's no fighting in the war room."
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From Marley & Me ...
"That darn cat!"
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If you touch my stuff I will be disappointed.
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I would prefer not to drink Merlot.
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My girlfriend, at a recent party:
"Allow me to introduce you to my little friend"
What're you, showing off?
It's all I have.
"Major Strasser has been shot. Where's Keyser Soze?"
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I'm just jealous, Brian. That's all.
From The Dark Knight ...
"I hear you've got one hell of a mobster punch."
"If you've got a problem with the spotlight that I keep on the roof of my station house to signal Batman, you can take that up with maintenance."
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If you touch my stuff I will be disappointed.
Nice one dfk. :)
Edit: Is it me or does that "smiley" barely have a smile on his face?
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They're in the teeee VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeeee
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also from Poltergeist.
"Come into the liiiight, children! Olly Olly Oxen Free!"
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"Tell 'em Large Marge's Sentra." -Pee Wee's Big Playhouse
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"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are scrubs they?"
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Very nice, Sam.
"That Scottsman just made my list of things to do today."
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"My name is Harvey Milk, and I'm here to maybe hire you for something."
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"Hope. You can't give 'em hope."
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"But you're not an idiot. You waited for him to put it in park ... before you totally Zodiac'd him."
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Forget it, Jake. It's that run-down section of town where all the old Chinese people live.
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Forget it, Jake. It's that run-down section of town where all the old Chinese people live.
You can say that again, Dave.
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I know, it's not part of the thread but I had to share -- best part of the weekend might have been the guy behind the counter at a New Jersey turnpike Burger King looking at my Best Show Scarface t-shirt and saying (without catching the joke): "Nice t-shirt, where'd you get it?"
Now, returning to proper context: "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock was landed upon by pasty white religious nuts."
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You know how to whistle, dontcha Steve? You put your lips together and make a teapot sound.
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"That's no moon. That's some kind of 'death star'."
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"That's no moon. That's some kind of 'death star'."
We are amused.
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"Koy aan. Is Qaatsi?"
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"Koy aan. Is Qaatsi?"
"Scone and a coffee"
I worked at a cafe/bakery during college and we had shirts made up using the koyanisqaatsi logo that said "Sconeandakaffi". They were pretty sweet.
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How'd it get burned up? How'd it get burned up??!!?? How'd it get BURNED UP?!?
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Clear and Present Danger:
"You'll destroy his reputation. But that´s as far as it will go. The old Potomac two-step, Jack."
"I'm sorry, Mr. President. I don't krump."
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"That's no moon. That's some kind of 'death star'."
We are amused.
Absolutely!
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From Fast & Furious:
"I'll drive."*
*I'm guessing that was said at some point.
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"Where we're going, we don't want roads."
"What method... you crazy bastard?"
"The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here! Things are going to start shooting at me now!"
"My name is Paul Blart, I'm here to Observe and Report."
P.S. Did anyone else totally love the use of Queen's "The Hero" in Observe & Report? I sure as hell did. "All you gotta do is saaaave the world. Yeah!" ~ Mercury
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"What method... you crazy bastard?"
That made me laugh.
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"We've got to do something about these Reservoir Dogs."
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"We men, we merry men, we band of brothers."
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'I sure wish I could get to sleep in Seattle'.
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"Are you a mod or a rocker?"
"Beware of mockness."
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More from Reservoir Dogs:
Joe: "Who didn't tip?"
Mr. Blue: "Buscemi."
Tarantino: "Cut!"
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"I'm the king of the planet!"
-Titanic
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"Whoput mussard onmy damn biskit?"
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My niece has a certain...enjoyment of life.
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"This is beginning to seem like the 'Get ready to meet my little friend' thread." - Groundhog Day
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Hey Jor-El's son, get on your knees before me, Zod.
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From Watchmen:
"Rorschach's journal, October seventeenth ... I miss my mommy."
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Like the bad uncle no one wants to sit with at Thanksgiving, I am sure I am repeating myself, but
"I vill re-tuhn"
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Like the bad uncle no one wants to sit with at Thanksgiving, I am sure I am repeating myself, but
"I vill re-tuhn"
More from Ahnold ...
"Place your body near the floor!"
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Like the bad uncle no one wants to sit with at Thanksgiving, I am sure I am repeating myself, but
"I vill re-tuhn"
More from Ahnold ...
"Place your body near the floor!"
"Run to the helicopter!"
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Hey, Sully, remember when I promised to kill you last? I WASN'T TELLING THE TRUTH!
These people can't breathe. Air is needed.
Who is your father? What is his job?
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"It isn't malignant!"
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See Also...
"Tell me about your parents, Usul."
Good one, Ike.
"There's no tumah in my head, you kindah-gahtenah!"
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I know, not a movie quote, but topical. Keep it classy, LA Times.
Notice the name of the rocket?
(http://www.davidhart.org/images/getready.jpg)
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Whoa, Roger Waters builds missles now?
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He sure does ... And receives discipline in a Brooklyn dungeon from our favorite Droopy Dog impersonator.
"I'm part of the show's fabric, slave!"
And one for the topic:
"That's what I love about girlfriends past... I keep gettin' older. They stay the same age."
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Drew Carey (nebbish): "A family walks into an agent's office, and does some gross stuff. They're the Aritstocrats!"
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"It's the looney birds, Norman!"
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Drew Carey (nebbish): "A family walks into an agent's office, and does some gross stuff. They're the Aritstocrats!"
Drew Carey never said that! There isn't one single word about Cleveland in the whole sentence.
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"To forever and some more!" - Buzz Lightyear
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I made him an offer. He mulled it over, and then politely declined.
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in honor of last night's guest:
"He really dislikes you. I'm not sure just why, though."
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Zodiac: "Hello?"
Melvin Belli: "Hello, you're on with Melvin Belli?"
Zodiac: "This is Guy Ward Hendrickson speaking..."
http://cbs5.com/crime/zodiac.killer.claim.2.997735.html
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From X-Men Origins: Wolverine ...
"When the hell is Psylocke going to show up in one of these movies already? Sheesh!" *
*I should point out, that line was said in my own mind, by me.
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'Woah, Dr. Manhattan. That's too much blue penis.'
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'Woah, Dr. Manhattan. That's too much blue penis.'
Ha ha ha ha ha ! I bet that turns up on the outtake reel.
Nite Owl: "What happened to the American Dream?"
Comedian: "It came true! You're soaking in it."
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Comedian: "It came true! You're soaking in it."
Nice!
Rorschach: "I'm not stuck in here with you. YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH THE LITTLE PERSON FROM SEINFELD!"
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"I can't smell your cunt."
-- 'Multiple' Miggs, Silence of the Lambs
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"Hey, could you pass me up that lotion?"
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"What are you rebelling against?"
"Surprise me."
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"Alright! 'Dueling Banjos!' I love this song."
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"Ha Ha O-kaaaayyyyy" - Chin guy from Family Guy
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"You..WILL NOT...pass!" -Gandalf.
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This has been one of the best batches of additions in a long time!
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-The tattoo on your back says "Dude".
-Awesome! Yours says "Sweet".
-Great!
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Round up the same old guys.
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Josh Baskin: I wish I were tall enough to go on that ride.
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"If you say so" - Princess Bride
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-The tattoo on your back says "Dude".
-Awesome! Yours says "Sweet".
-Great!
That made me laugh more than anything in that movie.
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Oh, and also...
"Sir, where'd we park?"
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I heard a real-life one of these at work today, and I can't stop giggling.
(http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-02/45103631.jpg)
"Whattya mean, Willis?!"
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I heard a real-life one of these at work today, and I can't stop giggling.
(http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-02/45103631.jpg)
"Whattya mean, Willis?!"
That is rich. That's too good to keep. I'm using that today, somehow.
A co-worker of mine recently said "Prepare to meet my little friend."
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I heard a real-life one of these at work today, and I can't stop giggling.
(http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-02/45103631.jpg)
"Whattya mean, Willis?!"
Ha! That cracked me up.
If we're doing famous TV lines:
"Pretty soon, Alice--BAM! To the moon with ya!"
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TV it is:
"Soccer has been very very good to me."
"Beam me up, you drunk."
"And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for that hot redhead and the other ones."
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"I pardon you." - Hogan's Heroes
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"And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for that hot redhead and the other ones."
Is that from Mad Men?
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"And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for that hot redhead and the other ones."
Is that from Mad Men?
Only if Daphne from Scooby Doo had a cameo.
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I heard a real-life one of these at work today, and I can't stop giggling.
(http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-02/45103631.jpg)
"Whattya mean, Willis?!"
Fantastic!
And in keeping with the TV catchphrase trend...
"Let's be cops out there."
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A Facebook friend just replied to an update of mine with this:
"Looks like you picked a bad week to stop glue sniffing."
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"And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for that hot redhead and the other ones."
Is that from Mad Men?
Only if Daphne from Scooby Doo had a cameo.
Yeah, I think she plays Joan Holloway.
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"CAAAAN YOOOOOUUU STAAAND IT?!!?!?"
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"One of these days, Alice, I'm going to hit you so hard you'll fly into outer space!"
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"Cops got better things to do than get killed by all this big trouble here in Little China."
"Am I the prettiest?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Am I the meanest?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Am I the baddest mo' fo' lowdown round this town?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Yeeeaaaaah... The Show Girl of Harlem."
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Can't remember if I quoted Some Like It Hot yet.
"I'm a guy!"
"Well... we're already on the boat."
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"Am I the prettiest?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Am I the meanest?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Am I the baddest mo' fo' lowdown round this town?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Yeeeaaaaah... The Show Girl of Harlem."
Note my user pic!
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"Am I the prettiest?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Am I the meanest?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Am I the baddest mo' fo' lowdown round this town?"
"Sho'nuff!"
"Yeeeaaaaah... The Show Girl of Harlem."
Note my user pic!
Oh trust me, I do!
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Tonight at work, a bunch of guys were shootin' the bull in my office and someone mentioned Forrest Gump.
Ken, the building's engineeer, attempted one of the more famous lines from the movie. I said attempted.
Ken's exact quote, behold:
"Getcher butt on home, Forrest! Run!"
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How do you screw up a three word movie quote?
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How do you screw up a three word movie quote?
Ken's got a good heart, but when it comes to his mind and his mouth... He makes Fredericks & Spike look like Ward & June Cleaver.
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I had a dream last night where I was wearing my "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" shirt in a city and for some reason took it off and left it in a Domino's "restaurant" and when I went back to get it the building had been bought out and closed and I had to call the person who bought the building to plead with him to let me in.
And that person was Ed Asner.
It was a pretty great dream.
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-I am Bill Preston.
-And I am Ted Logan.
-Together we are THE WILD STALLIONS!!
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I had a dream last night where I was wearing my "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" shirt in a city and for some reason took it off and left it in a Domino's "restaurant" and when I went back to get it the building had been bought out and closed and I had to call the person who bought the building to plead with him to let me in.
And that person was Ed Asner.
It was a pretty great dream.
Worth it.
From Terminator Salvation:
"I have to save Kyle Gass!"
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"I'm just so tired of all these Southland Tales."
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"I'm Inigo Montoya. You knew my dad. I'm going to kill you now."
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'This train is really running away.'
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"I'm Inigo Montoya. You knew my dad. I'm going to kill you now."
"Keep saying that!!!"
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"I'm a family man. This is my son and business partner, M.K.*"
*Maurice Kearn
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"Here I am lookin' at you, kid."
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"Here I am lookin' at you, kid."
Love it!
From Easy Rider
"They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to'em, you filthy biker."
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From Watchmen...
"Here's another pun about The Comedian being dead."
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Frank the Military Vehicle.
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Badges? Not a fan.
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Frank the Military Vehicle.
Love it!
Badges? Not a fan.
and Love it!
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"We're in some kind of ... Place of the Misplaced!" ~ Dr. Rick Marshall*, Land of the Lost.
*also the name of a Zodiac suspect. Coincidence? I hope so.
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I heard a real-life one of these at work today, and I can't stop giggling.
(http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-02/45103631.jpg)
"Whattya mean, Willis?!"
I had to revisit this and show it to some of my coworkers who are huge Diff'rent Strokes fans.
Diff'rent Strokes? Holds up just fine!
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From Walk The Line ...
"Hi, folks... I'm Walk the Line."
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From Walk The Line ...
"Hi, folks... I'm Walk the Line."
I keep a close watch on this stash of mine.
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From Walk The Line ...
"Hi, folks... I'm Walk the Line."
I keep a close watch on this stash of mine.
Awesome!
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Earlier tonight my father, quoting Jaws, said: "We're gonna have to get a bigger ship!"
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Earlier tonight my father, quoting Jaws, said: "We're gonna have to get a bigger ship!"
Mahayana?
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Earlier tonight my father, quoting Jaws, said: "We're gonna have to get a bigger ship!"
"This was no shipping accident!"
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"That's no moon, it's a gas station!"
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"You took advantage of a dying man! You took advantage of a dying man!"
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"You took advantage of a dying man! You took advantage of a dying man!"
is that from Garp?
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Yep!
I haven't finished that movie yet, just started it the other night. It looks promising.
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Yep!
I haven't finished that movie yet, just started it the other night. It looks promising.
It is definitely worth seeing. I first watched it when I was about 7 or 8 years old. I caught it again a few years ago and was able to really understand it better. Still can't remember how it ends though :P
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I still get M. Streep and G. Close mixed up.
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I still get M. Streep and G. Close mixed up.
You're not alone, buffcoat.
And since you brought up Streep, here's something from Doubt...
Hoffman: "You have no proof!"
Streep: "But I have my razorcane."
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I still get M. Streep and G. Close mixed up.
Streep is the one who is excellent.
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But....?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtEez6ULjdo[/youtube]
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I still get M. Streep and G. Close mixed up.
Streep is the one who is excellent.
And frankly, Streep is the one who was absolutely gorgeous in Deer Hunter.
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Twitter has a similar thread going on now called #1stdraftmovielines. The one I came up with on the subway this morning:
"Run in a zigzag pattern, Shel! Run in a zigzag pattern!"
Christina
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Nice addition.
And in honor of Alan Arkin ...
"He insulted me? Called me names? Like what... you piece of fuuuuuuuuuuudge?"
From The Jerky Boys.
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Jessica Biel as Sophie:
"I'm so tired of all these Illusionists."
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Twitter has a similar thread going on now called #1stdraftmovielines. The one I came up with on the subway this morning:
"Run in a zigzag pattern, Shel! Run in a zigzag pattern!"
Christina
I swear this will be the only tweet I ever repost here:
"Tell me... what did Miggs say to you? Ol' 'Cunt Smeller' Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"
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Don't apologize, Chris.
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Twitter has a similar thread going on now called #1stdraftmovielines. The one I came up with on the subway this morning:
"Run in a zigzag pattern, Shel! Run in a zigzag pattern!"
Christina
I swear this will be the only tweet I ever repost here:
"Tell me... what did Miggs say to you? Ol' 'Cunt Smeller' Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"
Holy moly!
I think we've officially mined all the "Get Readies" that we can from Silence of The Lambs.
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There's no earthly way of knowing, where the boat is going, no stop signs, speed limits, nobody gonna slow me down we're on the HIGHWAY TO HELL! HIGHWAY TO HELL!
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There's no earthly way of knowing, where the boat is going, no stop signs, speed limits, nobody gonna slow me down we're on the HIGHWAY TO HELL! HIGHWAY TO HELL!
That was beautiful.
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Twitter has a similar thread going on now called #1stdraftmovielines. The one I came up with on the subway this morning:
"Run in a zigzag pattern, Shel! Run in a zigzag pattern!"
Christina
I swear this will be the only tweet I ever repost here:
"Tell me... what did Miggs say to you? Ol' 'Cunt Smeller' Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"
Holy moly!
I think we've officially mined all the "Get Readies" that we can from Silence of The Lambs.
I fudge me. I fudge me so hard.
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I stand corrected.
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When I first met my now mother-in-law Napoleon Dynamite was a popular film to quote and she would have a few glasses of wine while we were playing family poker and "F***ING IDIOTS" and we tried to tell her that the line was actually "Friggin' Idiot" but she to this day won't believe us. Coming from her it really is funnier with the full curse.
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... She single?
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No but with enough wine...
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I have to go, Clarice. This guy's not going to eat himself.
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(Willy Wonka plays Mozart bit on the keyboard)
'Ah, Mozart! You know, he passed on.'
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"Chunk! Do that thing where you shake your stomach!"
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... She single?
oh, steve. you live in LA, come on. ;)
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... She single?
oh, steve. you live in LA, come on. ;)
But I can fold space ... Speaking of Dune quotes:
"Why would they want the duke's son dead? To spare him from starring in Showgirls?" ~ Paddishah Emperor Shaddam IV.
And while we're nerding out with sci-fi, here's one from the recent Battlestar Galactica series:
"So say we all... except for the Cylons. Please leave."
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BOND: "Do you expect me to talk?"
GOLD-FINGER: (edging out of the room) "Do I what?"
BOND: "I said do you expect me to --"
GOLD-FINGER: (quickly leaves and slams door)
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Also from any Bond movie ...
"Martinis, like children, should be shaken, not stirred."
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From G.I. Joe ...
"Now you know, and knowing is fifty percent of the fracas."
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail ...
"We are the knights who make an annoying sound!"
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In the Monty Python vein:
"Nobody ever says the Spanish Inquisition!"
Then again, that would be from the show, not a movie, so...
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"The Ghostbusters are who you are going to call."
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In the Monty Python vein:
"Nobody ever says the Spanish Inquisition!"
Then again, that would be from the show, not a movie, so...
Did they do it in "And Now for Something Completely Different?" Because then it would count. It's still pretty good though.
"The Ghostbusters are who you are going to call."
Love it!
More from Ghostbusters...
"Dogs and cats living together! Def Leppard's Hysteria!!!"
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Luke: "It's just like Beggar's Canyon back home, but in outer space."
Minutes later....
Darth: "Wait. WHAAAAAAT?!"
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"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?"
"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you'll be able to stop them in mid-air, with your mind."
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And again with the ghost busters:
'He booger'ed me.'
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"James Bond chop."
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I just remembered a genuine example from primary school (US = elementary? wherever you are aged 10).
Catwoman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103776/quotes): "I'm a bitch, rrrow!"
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"James Bond chop."
Had I been drinking milk when I read that, I'd be smelling milk right now.
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Joseph Goebbels in Inglorious Basterds ...
"Get ready to meet mein little fuhrer!"
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If you're asshole who wears asshole brands and spends money like an asshole, this $236 shirt is definitely for you -
(http://cdn.is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/eqzoom85.ms?img=304263201.pct&outputx=738&outputy=700&level=1)
http://www.bluefly.com/Dolce-Gabbana-black-cotton-Scarface-t-shirt/SEARCH/304263201/detail.fly
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If you're asshole who wears asshole brands and spends money like an asshole, this $236 shirt is definitely for you -
Because of the angle of the photo, I thought the cigar was like a fake rubber cigar that's somehow coming out of the shirt in 3D.
I hate bluefly.
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I used to be a copywriter for bluefly. Teehee
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I used to be a copywriter for bluefly. Teehee
Woo! - then maybe you'll know the answer to this - are they joking with those "markdowns"? Even with say 70% off something, the pricing is just absurdly high. Like that tshirt. Basically a $300 dollar version of what you could go buy at Spencers for twenty bucks.
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Hey does anyone (Omar?) know the episode and timecode that "Get ready to meet my little friend" was said? I'm in the mood to hear it again! Thanks!
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Hey does anyone (Omar?) know the episode and timecode that "Get ready to meet my little friend" was said? I'm in the mood to hear it again! Thanks!
06/28/05. Don't know the exact time, though.
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If you're asshole who wears asshole brands and spends money like an asshole, this $236 shirt is definitely for you -
Because of the angle of the photo, I thought the cigar was like a fake rubber cigar that's somehow coming out of the shirt in 3D.
I hate bluefly.
That is a pretty stupid shirt. I'm so glad that I never liked Scarface, and I'm finally meeting people who see it my way.
On a happier note, I finally watched Coraline today and that movie was rather good. Surprisingly risque, but still a pretty cool movie. So, in honor of FOT John Hodgman, here's one of his lines from the movie...
"So sharp, you won't even feel your eyes having buttons sewn into them."
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Yeah, do Scarface fans know that Pacino has made a whole bunch of better movies?
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Yeah, do Scarface fans know that Pacino has made a whole bunch of better movies?
Not only that, but there are also many gangster movies out there that make Scarface look like a Troma release.
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Yeah, do Scarface fans know that Pacino has made a whole bunch of better movies?
Not only that, but there are also many gangster movies out there that make Scarface look like a Troma release.
Agreed and there's even a few DePalma flicks that are better. I'd choose Wise Guys over Scarface.
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De Palma does make a lot of dumb movies, though. I hated "The Untouchables", too.
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De Palma does make a lot of dumb movies, though. I hated "The Untouchables", too.
There's something about his stuff -- I usually am disappointed in most of his movies, but I watch them anyway. Casualties of War was pretty darn good. That's the only one I can think of offhand.
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Brian De Palma gets a lifelong pass for Greetings, Hi Mom!, Sisters, Phantom of the Paradise, Carrie, Dressed to Kill and a bunch of other great films.
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I didn't think Untouchables was bad it's just not as good as people have hyped it up to be. Casualties was great, I saw it at a late night double feature when I was 13. The other movie was Look Who's Talking... I miss living in Manhattan.
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Brian De Palma gets a lifelong pass for Greetings, Hi Mom!, Sisters, Phantom of the Paradise, Carrie, Dressed to Kill and a bunch of other great films.
Woah! I forgot all of these! I haven't seen Greetings though.
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Monk went undercover as a gangster named Franky DePalma on this week's episode. Coincidence or homage?
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From Halloween 2 (the new version) said by Weird Al Yankovich as himself ... And adapted for the purposes of this thread ...
"Michael Myers, didn't he do all those Austin Powers movies?... And murder all those teens a while back?"
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Another from Scarface, where this all started...
"Some jackets, T-shirts, and many framed posters in rapper's bedrooms is mine."
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"Be good, Ponyboy."
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Franklin, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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From Zombieland ...
"Shoot up or shut up."
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'We're a Zombie Band! We come from ZombieLand!'
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"I hope you get some Force."
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I love both of those!
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I was at Crash Test this Monday night and Rob Huebel was telling stories about Paul Scheers wedding. Without giving away too many details, I'll just report that at the wedding reception, Rob heard a Jack Nicholson impersonator use the phrase:
"YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THE TRUTH >:(!"
Given that it was Paul Scheer's wedding, and he is very familiar with the idea of "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend," I have to wonder if he put the guy up to it, or if the guy was just a really terrible Jack Nicholson impersonator. Either way, pure comedy gold!
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"I'm getting too old for all of these things" - Lethal Weapon
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"Does Barry Manilow know that you borrow his clothing on occasion?"
-Breakfast Club
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"You mess with the bull you'll get gored."
"Lay zhew san fee. This game is over."
-- Gleason Jones, RIP
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Spoilers ahead about the shocking twist at the end of There Will Be Blood:
[last lines]
Plainview: "I'm Finnish."
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'Well, you know what they say about Chinatown, Jake'
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'Well, you know what they say about Chinatown, Jake'
"You know what happens to little nosey kitties? They lose their noses to a guy who will elude capture for over thirty years and then get arrested in Switzerland, of all places." ~ Polanski
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"I love the Power Glove. It's really cool."
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Get scared. I mean pissinyourpants afraid.
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"I love the Power Glove. It's really cool."
Is that "from" The Wizard?
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"I love the Power Glove. It's really cool."
Is that "from" The Wizard?
Yessir! The finest 90 minute commercial I can think of!
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"I love the Power Glove. It's really cool."
Is that "from" The Wizard?
Yessir! The finest 90 minute commercial I can think of!
Even better than Bye Bye Love being a 120 minute commercial for McDonalds?
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"I love the Power Glove. It's really cool."
Is that "from" The Wizard?
Yessir! The finest 90 minute commercial I can think of!
Even better than Bye Bye Love being a 120 minute commercial for McDonalds?
Never seen it. And I said 90 minutes. 120 minute commercials are WHOLE different matter!
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"I love the Power Glove. It's really cool."
Is that "from" The Wizard?
Yessir! The finest 90 minute commercial I can think of!
Even better than Bye Bye Love being a 120 minute commercial for McDonalds?
Never seen it. And I said 90 minutes. 120 minute commercials are WHOLE different matter!
Don't you talk to me about matter.
Back to the topic, since I just happened to watch Karate Kid today, and then Yahoo news put up an interview where Ralph Machio comments on the NEW Karate Kid movie...
"Apply wax like this. Remove wax like this."
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Lots of lines from Goodfellas came back to me recently.
"You insulted him a smidgen."
"I’ll get the coat later, Jimmy! Those guys look dangerous!"
"I thought you said, 'Please. Please help me, Spider.'"
"There was a guy in there – Paulie – he used to slice the onions real thin. It was funny."
"Why don’t you ever come home with a nice girl?"
"I don't know, Ma. Show us the painting."
"I need my lucky hat. There's drugs in it."
"One day… one day some kids from the neighborhood carried my mother’s groceries all the way home from the store. You know why? That’s what kids used to do."
"I’m gonna go get the papers…"
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"I like this painting, these two dogs are facing different directions. And this guy isn't sure what to do about it."
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Taxi Driver: "Wait, who were you talking to again?"
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Taxi Driver: "Wait, who were you talking to again?"
Did you hear that DeNiro finally revealed where he got "You talkin' to me?" from?
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Taxi Driver: "Wait, who were you talking to again?"
Did you hear that DeNiro finally revealed where he got "You talkin' to me?" from?
Do tell.
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Taxi Driver: "Wait, who were you talking to again?"
Did you hear that DeNiro finally revealed where he got "You talkin' to me?" from?
Do tell.
Well, apparently, some interviewer asked DeNiro where he got the idea to do "you talkin' to me?" and DeNiro answered "Ask me in 25 years."
So, 2009 marks the 25th year, and I heard that the guy asked him again and he said that he was a huge Springsteen fan and had gone to see many Springsteen concerts. At a few of those concerts, The Boss would walk out on stage with the crowd cheering like crazy, and he'd do "You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else here?" until the audience just worked themselves into a frenzy. And then he'd start the show. So, when DeNiro went to shoot that scene, he was tipping his hat to The Boss.
If I'm not mistaken, I heard this story from a recent interview with Clarence "The Big Man" Clemens on the Mark & Brian show out here in Lipstick City.
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"If I were the man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a strongly worded letter to this place!"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKAxnB6Ap4o[/youtube]
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"What one man can do, you can do, too."
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"What one man can do, you can do, too."
"I don't like it: I really like it!"
I saw the the movie.
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Is Al Pacino capable of portraying a human?
He's great to watch but he's not a great actor in the sense that he can pretend to act like a human.
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Is Al Pacino capable of portraying a human?
He's great to watch but he's not a great actor in the sense that he can pretend to act like a human.
Two words: Dick Tracy.
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"This Saturday night we're sending you BACK TO YOUR PROPER TIME PERIOD!"
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Music...
Baha Men: Hey, where did all these dogs come from?
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From Star Trek (2009) ...
"I'm the commander of this ship!!!"
None of the characters in the movie say that, but it's in the deleted scenes when they're watching Crimson Tide.
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Also from Star Trek (2009)
(lights come on) Kirk: "Holy smokes! You're GREEN!?!?!?"
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From Avatar...
"You do that, you'll get your legs back ... Your long, blue, cat-man legs."
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Music...
Baha Men: Hey, where did all these dogs come from?
Brad, are you proud to be from Baltimore or are you a Clutch fan? One of these things may be frowned upon.
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"I live on a plane." - Up in the Air
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From Avatar...
"You do that, you'll get your legs back ... Your long, blue, cat-man legs."
This makes me laugh every time I read it.
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From Avatar...
"You do that, you'll get your legs back ... Your long, blue, cat-man legs."
This makes me laugh every time I read it.
THANKS!
Also from Avatar ...
"See this lump of rock? It's got the stupidest name we could come up with, and it's worth a million dollars a kilo."
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"My name is Susie Salmon. Like the fish. I was 14 when I got my ears pierced"
Ugh, ten days later that movie still annoys me. Hope it makes less than the new Denzel film this weekend.
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"My name is Susie Salmon. Like the fish. I was 14 when I got my ears pierced"
Ugh, ten days later that movie still annoys me. Hope it makes less than the new Denzel film this weekend.
"Grandma... Samir's in the In Between!" If I have to hear that one more time, I'm going to officially decide to not see that movie. The trailer shows waaaaaaaaaay too much of the story as it is.
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From Precious based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire...
"Darling, where will we be vacationing this July?"
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From The Hurt Locker ...
"I thought you said 'blonde squad'... This is gonna be a looong war."
A MESSAGE TO ALL FOT's:
Come on folks! Let's at least get this up to 50 pages. We can do it!!!
Steve
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Not an actual movie line, but last night I dreamed that I was watching Sidney Poitier in The Man Who Came To Dinner.
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Not an actual movie line, but last night I dreamed that I was watching Sidney Poitier in The Man Who Came To Dinner.
And of course, who could forget the remake with Bernie mac: Dinner Time!
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I like both of those!
From the movie "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner," I offer this line...
Joanna, this may be the last opportunity I have to tell you to do anything, so I'm telling you, suck fudge!
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Music...
Baha Men: Hey, where did all these dogs come from?
Brad, are you proud to be from Baltimore or are you a Clutch fan? One of these things may be frowned upon.
I suppose I'm proud to be from Maryland, but I'm from PG and Anne Arundel County and now living in Japan.
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"I'm sorry Willis, what was that you were saying?"
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From Traffic...
DEA Agent: Javier, you should feel good about this.
Javier Rodriguez (Benicio Del Toro): ... I feel like a Wolfman.
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Come on, FOTs only 6 more pages!!!
Here's one from today's release "Shutter Island."
"I bet you thought that guy with the really messed up face was Robert Deniro, huh? Well, it was Elias Koteas. Now solve this damn mystery."
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From The Crazies (2010)...
Soldier: "Any titular characters in here?"
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From She's Out of My League...
"Sir, that young lady is far too attractive to show affection to the likes of you."
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From Clash of the Titans (2010) ...
Zeus, as played by Liam Neeson: "Re-release Taken!"
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"I did it, Mom! I'm at the highest peak!"
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"I did it, Mom! I'm at the highest peak!"
Is that Humphrey Cagney?
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Yep.
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I like it, Pidgeon!!! We've only got 6 more pages before we hit the 50 page mark. We can definitely do this!!!
Here's one from Tom's favorite movie, There Will Be Blood...
Daniel Plainview: "Ladies and gentlemen... I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. That well is now flowing at two thousand barrels and it's paying me an income of five thousand dollars a week. I have two others drilling and I have sixteen producing at Antelope. So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm an oil man you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you don't drink your milkshakes."
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Baby in a blanket!
Baby in a blanket!
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From Tombstone (1993)...
Ringo: And you must be Doc Hollywood!
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definite article adjective noun adverb verb preposition plural noun
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Yeah, I like that line from Juno too.
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Yeah, I like that line from Juno too.
Don't say the J word!
Here's one from Kick Ass...
Kid: Who are you?
Kick Ass: ... I'm Green Ass!
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From David Rees' great blog mnftiu.cc, this made me bellylaugh:
Anybody see that Lars Von Trier movie called “Anti-Christ?” (I think it’s a children’s movie or something?)
Anyway, apparently at one point in that movie — right before things go completely buck-wild, a fox pops his head up and looks at the camera and says, “Time to go crazy!!!”
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"The Glenlivet leads are for losers."
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"The Glenlivet leads are for losers."
This is a winner.
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"Oh human centipede, what are we gonna do with you?"
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"Dinner for one human centipede."
"Right this way."
<squish><squish><squish>...
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Also from Human Centipede:
"This is the worst 3-way ever."
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"I am tired of all these mother fuckin' human centipedes on this mother fuckin' plane!!"
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I really really really hope I never convince myself to sit through Human Centipede. Just hearing about it made me want to lose my lunch.
More completely accurate quotes from other movies to follow.
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From A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)...
Freddy: (looks straight into the camera) Please... Don't ask for your money back. Please?
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I really really really hope I never convince myself to sit through Human Centipede. Just hearing about it made me want to lose my lunch.
More completely accurate quotes from other movies to follow.
Surprisingly, the idea didn't hit my gag reflex like it does many people's. I don't really have any interest in seeing it, but it's not any grosser than early Cronenberg, or the mosh pit at a Jay Reatard show (R.I.P.; he's on my mind because I just listened to his interview with Nardwuar.)
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Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."
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Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."
I concur on both accounts. We can't unread that plot.
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Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."
I thought, "this would probably work better as a sitcom."
(or musical)
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Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."
I thought, "this would probably work better as a sitcom."
(or musical)
All the songs would be like "Mmmrorf mrarf marf prfamrf/marreorpf muufhfffr murfofr"
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Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."
I thought, "this would probably work better as a sitcom."
(or musical)
I thought "Who's been reading my diary?!"
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Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."
I assume you are referring to the theater clean-up crew.
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Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."
I assume you are referring to the theater clean-up crew.
And the actors that had to get into that position for however many hours and days on end.
I finally watched the full trailer at Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel's Crash Test on Monday night and everyone in the audience was screaming their heads off. Scheer pointed out that in the last frame when it's showing the credits blurb, you can see a note at the very bottom that reads: "100% Medically Accurate." ... WHICH IS EVEN MORE DISGUSTING!!!
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Along similar lines as "Get Ready To Meet My Little Friend," I have a wonderful story from this very evening.
After seeing Iron Man 2 with my pals, Joey and Jake, we were exiting the theater and asking Jake about the upcoming Thor movie, which he's done some background work on as one of Odin's guards (and his uniform looks AWESOME!!!).
Joey asks: "Wasn't there an 80's movie where some guy thinks he's Thor? What was that called? ... it was like 'Have A Good Time Babysitting,' right?"
He was of course referring to All the President's Men*
*Of course he was really referring to Adventures In Babysitting.
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From the commercials for JUST WRIGHT:
"It's President Obama calling! He doesn't want his name associated with a movie starring Common!"
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From the commercials for JUST WRIGHT:
"It's President Obama calling! He doesn't want his name associated with a movie starring Common!"
Yeah, Common... YIKES! I was very relieved to learn that he wasn't playing B.A. Baracus in The A-Team. I really wish Terry Crews had landed that role though.
From Iron Man 2...
Mickey Rourke as Whiplash: "You don't whip me, ya know why? Because I whip you!"
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From the straight-to-video release Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths ...
Superman to the other Earth's version of Superman: "So, if I'm Superman, what does that make you? Two-perman?"
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From the new Robin Hood starring Russel Crowe...
"I am Robin Hood, and these are my Mystery Alaska costars."
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"Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please."
-Pierce Brosnan voiceover from Oceans.
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"Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please."
-Pierce Brosnan voiceover from Oceans.
So, you're saying I NEED to see Oceans?
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Also from Iron Man 2
Justin Hammer: "This is a .45 welded to the end of a length of chain. You swing it around and it fires off at random. Too York, PA for ya? I agree."
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One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is Humphey Bogart's skill at the art of subtle sneezing. This is best evident in is famous line from Casablanca: "Here's looking ((achoo)) kid."
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From Jonah Hex...
Hex: "Most of my lines are drastically muffled by this special effects make-up."
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One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is Humphey Bogart's skill at the art of subtle sneezing. This is best evident in is famous line from Casablanca: "Here's looking ((achoo)) kid."
Paul, I love it!
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Cyrus: "Seriously, don't James my mom."
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Get ready to Tweet my little friend.
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'You don't even like children.'
'That's right, I don't.'
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"Here's lookin' at you, son."
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Cyrus: "Seriously, don't James my mom."
I've really gotta see this movie. ... Or do I, Samir?
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Cyrus: "Seriously, don't James my mom."
I've really gotta see this movie. ... Or do I, Samir?
See it.
Big Lebowski: "For heaven's sake, be quiet Donnie!"
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Cyrus: "Seriously, don't James my mom."
I've really gotta see this movie. ... Or do I, Samir?
See it.
Big Lebowski: "For heaven's sake, be quiet Donnie!"
Love it!!!
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Here's one from Hal Holbrook in All The President's Men...
Deepthroat: Follow the money ... It's on the back of this lawnmower and I'll be driving it across three states... Follow the money.
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That was Richard Farnsworth, you Straight Sto-Dummy.
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That was Richard Farnsworth, you Straight Sto-Dummy.
Oh fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuudge!!!
In that case...
Deepthroat: Oh, I didn't see you there! I'm Mark Twain and I'd like tell you about the Watergate Scandal.
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"Roads? Where we're going we will see lots of flying cars including this one, so we should be okay without them."
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Say "Hello" to My Little Pony
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I love the smell of date palm in the morning.
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"John Doe has your wife's head."
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"I. drink. your. Faygo!"
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Selected quotes from LARRY OF ARABIA:
"Nothing is written down, dere."
"Be thankful that when God made you a perv, he gave you a perv's face."
"I bet ol' Larry's gonna meet a lot of sexy ladies in da desert."
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"Release the crack-a-lackin'"
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These are all so great!!! AND!!! We're almost at 50 pages :) :) :)
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From The Outsiders...
Dallas: Hey! Don't you know a chainfight ain't a chainfight without me?
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From the commercials for THE TOWN:
"I'm puttin' this whole area with the buildings and such in my rear view."
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From the TV show 'Terriers'
'WTF? We're 40 minutes in and there's been nothing about dogs yet.'
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From the new film Devil ...
Surveilance technician: Why is elevator six stuck in possession mode?
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From the new film Devil ...
Surveilance technician: Why is elevator six stuck in possession mode?
Boing. That was good.
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From THE SOCIAL NETWORK:
"Maybe if my choir hadn't been forced to sing 'Creep' all the time I would fit in better among my peers."
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From the new film Devil ...
Surveilance technician: Why is elevator six stuck in possession mode?
Boing. That was good.
Thanks! Love that screen name by the way.
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From the new film Devil ...
Surveilance technician: Why is elevator six stuck in possession mode?
Boing. That was good.
Thanks! Love that screen name by the way.
Though my sarcasm detector is in perpetual sensitive mode, I'll say thanks with a raised eyebrow.
I just got done listening to an old epi from last year where you called and Tom was asking why you didn't hang with him while he was in L.A. You mentioned you didn't know he was going to see "Inglorious Basterds," and he told you his screening was private. I thought that was funny that he called you out, and then you both calmly explained that hanging was impossible.
Thanks again!
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From the new film Devil ...
Surveilance technician: Why is elevator six stuck in possession mode?
Boing. That was good.
Thanks! Love that screen name by the way.
Though my sarcasm detector is in perpetual sensitive mode, I'll say thanks with a raised eyebrow.
I just got done listening to an old epi from last year where you called and Tom was asking why you didn't hang with him while he was in L.A. You mentioned you didn't know he was going to see "Inglorious Basterds," and he told you his screening was private. I thought that was funny that he called you out, and then you both calmly explained that hanging was impossible.
Thanks again!
I really do like the screen name. And regarding that story, I tried MANY times to contact Tom and meet with him that weekend. But I don't hold it against him. I'm sure he was busy ... :(
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We're getting closer and closer to 50 pages, gang!!! Let's DO THIS!!!
From Christine...
Detective Rudolph Junkins (Harry Dean Stanton): "I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, took an S-hit on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that."
Arnie: "S-hit wipes off."
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"Gekko is greedy." - Gordon Gekko
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Inspired by this article (http://www.avclub.com/articles/bruce-willis-reminds-us-what-die-hard-sequel-were,46004/), which suggests ol' Butch took one too many haymakers, I'd like to submit the subset GRTMMYLF: The Bruce Willis Edition!
"Zed died, baby. I cut him up with a sword."
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"You just killed a helicopter with a car!"
"That was all I had."
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"Negative. I am a delicious popsicle."
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you might not end up as smug as me."
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"I'm American, honey. I ain't worth shit."
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Oh my gosh, WE ARE SO CLOSE TO FIFTY PAGES!!!
From the new My Soul To Take: 3D...
"Have you ever killed anyone, Bug? ... Ya know, for something stupid like, they charged you $5 extra because a movie was in 3D and then as you watched the movie with those dumb glasses on, there was actually NOTHING 3D about it?"
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SO close to 50 pages, gang!!! YES WE CAN!!! YES WE CAN!!!
Here's a line from John Carpenter's Halloween...
Dr. Loomis: You've fooled them, haven't you, Roy Jr.? ... But not me.
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From Hereafter ...
Matt Damon: "Ssshhhhhhhh... The audience is sleeping."
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You mess with the minotaur, you get the muscular manly torso with a bulls head perched on top.
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From Edward Scissorhands:
"Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with pastries!"
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"What we have here is a failure to talk good!"
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Charles don't surf!
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Go ahead, make my... sandwich.
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Just finished chatting to the flamboyant dog walker about the mysteries of our neighborhood. He turns to me as he's walking away and says -
"It's like that line from that old movie "It's Chinatown, Baby.""
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he relieved himself on my oriental rug, bro.
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Just finished chatting to the flamboyant dog walker about the mysteries of our neighborhood. He turns to me as he's walking away and says -
"It's like that line from that old movie "It's Chinatown, Baby.""
That is glorious. I want a t-shirt that says THAT.
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My all-time favorite for the John Cusack movie Max:
"Come on Hitler. I'll buy you a glass of lemonade."
Had me rolling on the floor. This is an art dealer inviting a young, struggling artist- Adolf Hitler, out for a drink.
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Just finished chatting to the flamboyant dog walker about the mysteries of our neighborhood. He turns to me as he's walking away and says -
"It's like that line from that old movie "It's Chinatown, Baby.""
AWESOME! He gets it! And ...
We Hit Fifty Pages!!!!
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Now, to keep things moving forward.
From Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1...
Harry: It's 1997! How's that waitress listening to an iPod?
Hermione: What's an iPod?
Harry: I don't even know!
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Now, to keep things moving forward.
From Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1...
Harry: It's 1997! How's that waitress listening to an iPod?
Hermione: What's an iPod?
Harry: I don't even know!
Ahem, that was an IWiz!
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Some of my favs:
From Paradise Lost: John Mark Beyers: "I did it."
From Capturing the Friedmans: Arnold Friedman: "I did it."
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The Magnificent Ambersons:
'Let's all go to St. Elmo's for dinner'
'Eli Lilly smells like potatoes'
'Stop yanking Dad's chain saying you're going to vote for Eugene Debs'
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From Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
"What've ya got for us, Amazing Larry?"
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From Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
"What've ya got for us, Amazing Larry?"
From Edward Scissorhands:
Peg: "What's your name?"
Edward: : "My name is Edward Scissorhands."
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-"As God as my witness, from now on, I'm gonna eat HELLA food!"
-"PLEASE don't tell me that my wife's head is in that box!"
-"I came here to chew Bubblicious and fight aliens, and I've only got one cube of gum left..."
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"Luca Brasi swims with the fishes."
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Klaatu Verah....Klaatu Veroo....de doo doo doo, de dah dah dah.
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JACK NEEDS A VACATION.
JACK NEEDS A VACATION.
JACK NEEDS A VACATION.
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"I got her number. How do you like them bananas?"
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"Get these mother f-ing snakes to the outside of this mother f-ing plane."
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From True Grit (2010)
"Ned Pepper, did anyone ever tell you that you look like Barry Pepper?"
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'Lucky Ned, change your business cards to read 'Lucky Dead''
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The Graduate:
"Hey Mrs. Robinson, let's f**k."
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In the spirit of this thread:
We were having a guy in to train us on the new phones and his voice kind of sounded like Rod Roddy. Someone said "Did anyone ever tell you you sound like the guy from Price Is Right?"
He laughed and said in a boistrous voice "COME ON OVER!!"
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From Babe. That's right, babe.
Final line in the movie.
Farmer Hoggett to Babe: "That'll do, pig."
a: No, this is not a baseball movie.
b: Yes, they really named to pig farmer Hoggett..
c: I'll be expecting my Get Out of Being Called an Elitist Free card in the mail any day now.
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If you have kids, you won't get one for this.
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If you have kids, you won't get one for this.
Full (and embarrassing) disclosure. There were no kids in the house.
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"Icy dead people..."
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"I seed Ed people?"
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"Icee debt people."
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"Eyes see dat peep hole"
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I. C. Dedpeeple
It was Bruce Willis' name all along! Killer twist!
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"Aye, sea dead, people."
Bruce Willis was a pirate the whole time... and the kid was briefly possessed by Yoda...?
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"I see Dead Milkmen." *
*Get it? Because the movie took place in Philly.
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George Clooney in Up In The Air:
"I have literally been on one thousand flights."
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George Clooney in Up In The Air:
"I have literally been on one thousand flights."
If this were facebook, I would Like this posting as hard as I possibly could.
From The Social Network...
"Get ready to meet my giant twins."
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Just saw this on McSweeneys -
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/13DavidCristofano.html (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/13DavidCristofano.html)
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Just saw this on McSweeneys -
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/13DavidCristofano.html (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/13DavidCristofano.html)
Do we know that guy?
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Just saw this on McSweeneys -
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/13DavidCristofano.html (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/13DavidCristofano.html)
Do we know that guy?
"Do we know those guys?" - "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid"
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Kanye West covering The Beatles: "What would you do if I sang auto-tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"
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Kanye West covering The Beatles: "What would you do if I sang auto-tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"
Paul, in the words of Donald Trump, "You no longer work here."
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From Battle: Los Angeles...
Staff Sgt. Nantz: "We already had breakfast, youuuuuuuuuu fart."
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From Dumb and Dumber:
"Jansport! I was way off!"
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I'm listening to the archives and Tom kind of did this while talking about Dutch:
Bill Clinton: "I did not sleep with that woman."
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Also from Dumb and Dumber...
"Kick his ass, Sea Cucumber!"
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From a candy bar commercial:
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, but not always."
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Watching Raiders on USA tonight:
"Snakes. I reallllly wish it wasn't snakes."
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funny, I just caught Star Wars for the 2nd time.
"Fast ship? I can't believe you've never heard of the Millienum Falcon. Seriously?? I've literally outrun Imperial Starships."
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If Zachary Brimstead had been cast as the star of Rudy...
Charles S. Dutton’s character to Mr. Brimstead: “Just look at yourself! You’re five-foot nothing!
Five-hundred and nothing!”
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From Scre4m...
Sydney: "Stab 7, huh? I hear Trent L. Strauss directed that one."
In a barely related story, while I was driving home from seeing Scre4m, I was stopped behind a car with a license plate frame that said "Less stress, more Strauss."
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Lately, my dad keeps saying "You're not looking for these droids."
It gets me every time in a similar way to "Get ready to meet my little friend."
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Lately, my dad keeps saying "You're not looking for these droids."
It gets me every time in a similar way to "Get ready to meet my little friend."
I literally laughed out loud at that.
Also from Star Wars...
Kenobi: Mos Eisley space port... You will never find a more wretched hive of fudge and yutz-knucklery.
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Isn't that just a quote from Space Balls?
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Fish, it's in the deleted scenes, oddly enough... I bought a VHS of it that had deleted scened. Don't ask.
This is not a misquote, nor is it from a movie. But it is an actual quote from the "Terminator 2 3D" show that is still running at Universal Studios Hollywood, which features a combination of live performances on a stage, coupled with footage of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Eddie Furlong, Linda Hamilton, and Robert Patrick. You can imagine how cool that still is nearly 18 years later.
This line is said by the Governator himself after he and a young John Connor are hurled from their Harley Davidson that's been hit by a robot-launched missile...
T-100: Let's bust a move.
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From last night's show: "To quote Albert Pacino – I’m just getting started."
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We're going to need a more bitching ski boat
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Just saw this on a comments thread:
"I drink your milkshake with my straw!"
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I'm so tired of dribbling this Money Ball.
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I once heard this guy misquote Friday by saying: "You never have two things that match, you don't have peanut butter, you don't have hamburgers, you don't have nothing"
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"What would you do if I sang auto-tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"
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WOW!!!
This had to be shared. My own father was just trying to quote the infamous "It puts the lotion on it's skin..." scene from The Silence of the Lambs. This is what came out of his mouth:
"It puts on the lipstick!"
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My co-worker Nancy, trying to quote "Hereeee's Johnny!" from the Shining: "Here I am!"
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My co-worker Nancy, trying to quote "Hereeee's Johnny!" from the Shining: "Here I am!"
That wins.
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My co-worker Nancy, trying to quote "Hereeee's Johnny!" from the Shining: "Here I am!"
Rock you like a hurricane
Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon
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"I'm walking here!" - Robert De Niro, Midnight Cowboy
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"I'm walking here!" - Robert De Niro, Midnight Cowboy
I heard Tom bust you on that one ... Perhaps you were thinking of his final line of dialog from Midnight Run? (That line being "Guess I'm walking"). I liked that movie a lot when I saw it, not sure how much it holds up these days ... I think that was one of the earliest DeNiro self-parodic roles, where he was playing the tough guy for laffs. Before all the Analyze Theses, Thatses, and other things ...
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"Christopher Walken with ... Christopher Walken! Guest starring Christopher Walken ... in Guess I'm Walken"
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I heard Tom bust you on that one ... Perhaps you were thinking of his final line of dialog from Midnight Run? (That line being "Guess I'm walking"). I liked that movie a lot when I saw it, not sure how much it holds up these days ... I think that was one of the earliest DeNiro self-parodic roles, where he was playing the tough guy for laffs. Before all the Analyze Theses, Thatses, and other things ...
I got my wires crossed because I was thinking there's a scene in Taxi Driver where De Niro is walking across the street yells. My brain inserted Hoffman's line because my brain is often dumb.
My brain is my Coors Light can.
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(That line being "Guess I'm walking"). Looks like I'm Walking
"Christopher Walken with ... Christopher Walken! Guest starring Christopher Walken ... in Guess I'm Walken" Looks Like I'm Walken
Apropos of this thread, I botched the line. I found the entire unedited Midnight Run on YouTube and watched a good portion of it last night. Still pretty funny. Danny Elfman's totally '80s film score really puts a time stamp on the whole thing though ...
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I believe I was riding the tram up to Universal Studios (the theme park) the other day, just a few days after AMC had shown all three Godfather movies on a loop, and I heard a man say...
"Every time I try to leave, the Mafia pulls me back in again!"
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I'm reading Lawrence Weschler's profile of Roman Polanski in his book Vermeer in Bosnia, and he twice cites the line "Forget it, Jake, that's Chinatown."
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A local weather man just said:
"Stop calling me Shirley."
edit: That is a legitimate quote. I'm wrong and dumb, but I'm just going to leave this here.
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"What's the name of that song from the 60's? 'It's Getting 'til Dawn?' " -- Andy Kindler
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This line is said by the Governator himself after he and a young John Connor are hurled from their Harley Davidson that's been hit by a robot-launched missile...
T-100: Let's bust a move.
"If you like it, honey
I have it
If you like it, hoooney
I have it
Let's bust a move"
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"Let the force be with you."
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'Hey buddy, I'm finished washing the dishes."